Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Chip Me, Please!

Episode Date: January 23, 2016

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.

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Just call 1-800-6-86-39-10. That's 1-800-6-86-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6. 686, 3910. Call now. All right. So you're ready for the future? We talked about Phantom.

Vibration syndrome. The future. Okay? I just got to post out Facebook before we get to the future. Very funny. Very funny. One of my, to Jeff Fisher Radio, I have reverse of phrygophobia.

It's causing my. Obesophobia. Think about it. Think about it. Very funny. Very funny. And I saw some other lines on Twitter, too. We'll get back to frigidophobia because it can't be real. I'm sorry. It just can't be real. If you're a psychiatrist and you're listening to this program, please call 888-90-3.33. We'll get you right on. I want to discuss frigidophobia, and I want you to explain to me how that is a real thing. Okay, I wanted you to explain to me the jelly phobia how that is a real thing. I don't buy it. Sorry, I don't buy it.

I almost buy fridophobia more than I buy jelly phobia. Okay? Almost buy. Almost buy frigidophobia over jelly phobia, simply because, you know, who hasn't fallen through the ice as a kid and gotten really cold and, you know, froze their tush off for, two or three hours until they got warmed up. I mean, every kid that lived up north in the winter has done that. What? You haven't broken through the ice on a small pond in the winter?

Yes. Yes. I think that comes from being overweight. But yes. Yes, I remember doing exactly that. And I didn't and I don't suffer from phrygophobia. So I don't know. Maybe I'm just mentally stronger than most people who crack through the ice and get freezing gold bond water in their boots.

But that's just me, I guess. The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt. I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do?

The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American Residential Warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day. Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50. 50% on washer and dryer coverage.

Just call 1,8006-386-39-10. That's 1,800-6-8-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-8-6-39-10. Call now.