Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Chubby Chasing Chicks (and Cows)

Episode Date: August 22, 2015

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Jay Severin. Because that argument, if you were on there and you're saying you weren't and you're going to sue, that's going to buy you a few nights, maybe a couple weeks. But other than that, beware of false accounts. And let's watch. And let's hope that there are White House people on there. Jay Severin.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. A new survey of 2,544 women found that chubby guys are the best in bed. Take that with you. Here are the top three reasons why. Okay? Top three reasons why. Number one. They seem more eager to please the woman than themselves.
Starting point is 00:00:59 number two, they're more caring and gentle. Number three, they make women feel less self-conscious about their bodies. Here are the rankings of all five body types in the survey. Remember, this is a survey of 2,544 women. Number one, overweight and plus-sized men, 38% of women say, there. the best in bed. Number two, athletic and muscular men, 21%.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Think they're the best. Men over six feet tall, 13%. Men under 5 foot 8, 10%. And number 5. Slim and petite men, only 9% were best. in bed. So remember, 2,544 women
Starting point is 00:02:06 surveyed believe that chubby guys are best in bed. I'm just saying it's not a study, it was a survey, and you know, surveys are usually 100% right. There's never any question if surveys are right
Starting point is 00:02:24 or wrong. They're always correct. And this one is proof positive that surveys are correct. It's just the way it is. right? Yep. That's just the way it is. Just letting you know.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Now, that survey was taking place in the United Kingdom. So some overweight men may think about moving. That's all I'm saying. You might be better off in the United Kingdom. What is the deal with this stupid rebel media video that nobody can solve. Why is it so difficult? I'm telling you, it's amazing,
Starting point is 00:03:11 and it is just the way he says it. I know if you haven't seen it, I'll post it on my Twitter feed and on my Facebook feed. But Rebel Media goes around, they ask questions to people on the street, man on the street questions, right? The question is,
Starting point is 00:03:27 there are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, how many didn't? There are 30 cows in a field. 28 chickens. How many didn't? I mean, it's a simple question. Everyone should know it.
Starting point is 00:03:54 No, obviously the video, you know, they're not going to show you a video or someone may have guessed it if someone did. But no one in the video could figure it out. Now, I asked my son the question, and he looked at me like the people in the video. So what do you look like right now? There's 30 cows in a field.
Starting point is 00:04:15 28 chickens nobody did this is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network don't miss patents too again I Mexico's going to pay for this more
Starting point is 00:04:42 even though they say they won't and here's how he's going to force them to right he's going to impound all remittance payments derived from illegal wages okay so he's going to impound all wages how do you do that well only only illegal payment only only remittance payments of illegal wages Right.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Which, of course, he's going to know through the system. Pat and Stu, weekdays at 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network.

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