Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Creepy, Cute Underground Fun

Episode Date: January 30, 2016

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.
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Starting point is 00:00:53 That's 1-800-6-86-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6. I saw a great piece of art display in London. And this artist has been leaving these twin dolls in the London. for the past for the past week or so, maybe even a little bit longer now. They are really
Starting point is 00:01:35 freaky looking. They're crafted to look like the Britain's Victorian era and he's got them on, you know, the stairs and they're in one of the, you know, one of the tubes, one of the subway cars, or they're on the platform, or they're just outside, just outside the entrance.
Starting point is 00:01:59 And some of the looks on the people's faces of the pictures as they walk around these dolls are priceless. Priceless. They are really, really cool. Because think about how you'd feel. These dolls are about, I don't know, four feet, four or five feet tall. And they're really kind of freaky looking. and they've got that, you know, that doll-eye stare thing going on.
Starting point is 00:02:31 And the artist is making them up because they, he believes the artist, believes that I believe we are moving toward a future where theme park attractions not only give you a physical experience, but also, So play with your mind and concept of what is real. Okay? Darren Brown. Now, these are all just a promo piece for an upcoming horror exhibition at Thorpe Park. So there's going to be this great, well, we're going to have to, we'll talk to you about the horror expedition.
Starting point is 00:03:23 at Thorpe, but we have got to get some pictures of what's going on at the horror exposition. That would be fun to go to. But seeing these dolls around are really, in America, they probably, hey, look, today, the dolls were shot 20 times. Yes, they've been stabbed 35 times on the subway, but here are the dolls laying on the floor. In London, then people are just walking by them going, oh, okay. just we're just going to walk around them and kind of creepy and it does look
Starting point is 00:04:00 it does look really creepy they look great though but they are creepy and if you just don't walk on the street especially those of you who are you know in the cities you know you walk downtown
Starting point is 00:04:15 you're going to lunch you're taking the trains you're taking the you know you're taking whatever mass transit it is and then there's these four-foot dolls just standing there staring and one is
Starting point is 00:04:30 one is holding another little baby and one of the scenes you see where they're pushing a little baby carriage so you know in the baby carriage is the baby doll I mean this is really creepy so that's something to look forward to the horror
Starting point is 00:04:44 the horror gathering at Thorpe Park he'll go to the horror theme park yeah let's do that why not just go but I love the real-life art exhibits on the street because that really for the artists I mean that's what they want right that's what you want you want to create that that whole that feeling that whole gut reaction of whether it's good or bad you just want to create it and so good for him good for him
Starting point is 00:05:17 we'll be talking a little bit more about the old horror exhibit I guarantee you that because I want to see some of the some of the exhibits seeing exactly what they're talking about on the old horror stands. I'll tell you that right now. Now, one of the things I teased on my Twitter account at Jeff E.MRA and my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio, was big butts are healthier? Wait, what? That's what the study says.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Okay? That's what the study says. Now, they also talk a little bit about there's another story that, you know, coincided with this one about, hey, these are things that only people, girls with big butts will understand. And we'll maybe I might go through some of those because I found it was funny that right after, I mean, right there, that must have been marketing because first there's a study on how healthy big butts are. And then here's another story about girls with big butts. is the only thing that they will understand.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Now, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Huh? Come on now. So, therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems. Having a big buck requires an excess of omega-3 fats
Starting point is 00:06:50 which have been proven to catalyze brain development What? The researchers also found that children, born to women with wider hips, are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers. Oh, man. The study analyzed data from 16,000 women. Huh? Having a big butt also favors.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Lipton levels in the female body, which is a hormone responsible for regular. the weight, and a dinopectina and the dinopectina, a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular protective, and anti-diabetic attributes. Huh. I mean, that's, who didn't know that? Huh. Man, what are you?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Stupid? I mean, dynopectina, everyone knows is a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular, protective and anti-diabetic attributes. Right? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. This is... It was a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:08:21 It took five hours for the plumber to show up. And he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get. a home warranty from American residential warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break,
Starting point is 00:08:44 and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day, don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,800, 6.000. 6863910. That's 1,800636 3910. Again, 1,800-686-39-10. Call now.

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