Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Diego; The Sex Machine!

Episode Date: September 17, 2016

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You're listening to The Jeff Fisher Show. So I told you we'd start with the sex plights of the mean sex god Diego. Diego is a Galapagos giant tortoise. He has fathered an estimated 800 offspring. He's over 100 years old. And he is still going strong. He helped save his species from extinction. Yeah.

And according to the tortoise preservation specialist at Galapagos National Park, he's a very sexually active male reproducer. He's contributed enormously to repopulating the island. He's a mean machine. He shares his enclosure with. six females. His partners in the task

of saving their species. It's about 175 pounds, 35 inches, about five feet tall when he stretches completely out. Nice. And he was found,

and that was weird, he found at the San Diego Zoo, which is, you know, I wonder if that's why they call him Diego. And we don't know how exactly when he arrived to the United States.

he showed up maybe sometime between 1900 and 1959 and then they brought him back to the islands in 1976 and ever since then the sex machine has been on fire the Galapagos Island Diego back from his world travels ready to repopulate his species so crazy and then we're doing that and then there's a

story that talks about the headline. The headline is kind of, I mean, it leads you kind of like, that's kind of creepy. I don't know that I actually want to be a part of that. But

the headline is Grand 60 set to give birth to dead daughter's baby as part of her dying wish. And then, you know, you kind of get into it and you think, well, then Well, maybe.

Her grandmother, 60 years old, has been given the green light to give birth to her grandchild using her dead daughter's frozen eggs. The British woman reportedly been approved by health consultants. She got permission from the permission society to transport the eggs to the U.S. where she is hoping to use donor sperm to fertilize the egg and conceive her grandchild.

The aunt names woman daughter 28 when she died from bowel cancer five years ago. She reportedly asked her mother to have her. her children, but no consent was ever signed. It's been a five year battle to get these eggs. Wow.

So they decided, hey, this is a unique situation, and you know, it was highly unlikely that Mrs. M's daughter would have denied her consent to conceive using her eggs, you think? Such issues of consent are the cornerstone of the law

that needed to be carefully considered Uh-huh. So, we would urge anyone storing eggs. If you're storing eggs or your sperm to record as clearly as possible in writing what you intend to have happen if you die. Okay, there's just some little information for you. If you've stored your eggs or stored your sperm, make sure you know exactly what's supposed to happen to them. Otherwise, Granny, you're going to be having. your kid.

Weird. I mean, she's having, she's got the eggs of her daughter, but then she's coming to the U.S. and she's just picking out some sperm. Yeah, you know, that one will do. So, come to think of it, it's weird. At first I was trying to give it a little bit of a break, but come on. Grandma, take it easy. I know you want to hold on to your daughter.

I get it. But how about a picture? But no, I've got her eggs frozen right here. I can just pick out somebody's sperm, and then I've got. I've got a kid. Hold on to a picture. Okay. This story will make you want to go out to your garage, because I already do.

Find the rubber made container or containers, plural, that are full of baseball cards and football cards and football betting trading cards from a million years ago and go through them. because A, the cards are going to be worth a lot of money. The last time I even started going through the boxes of baseball and football cards I have, I didn't even get through a quarter of them, and I already had some set aside that were worth quite a bit of money. Now, obviously, you have to have somebody pay you the money for them. I got it. But, I mean, it's fascinating how much some of these cards are worth.

And when you were a kid, you know, you was playing with them. You're throwing them around, getting them dirty instead of going, these are going to be worth money. I should just put them in my room. No, you didn't do that. Why? Because you're a stupid kid. Texas man, Darwin Day, lives in Grand Perry, Texas. That's not far from here.

It's part of the metroplex of the DFW area. 70-year-old man discovered a full set of vintage tops baseball cards from 1957 to 1958. Pretty impressive, right? Now, on the back of the cards was a competition. And he won the prize. A brand new Louisville Slugger Glove. How cool is that? Huh?

I mean, that is really cool. The baseball cards were originally part of a bazooka bubble gum purchase. And the company had promised the buyer the chance to win an assortment of prizes if they correctly answered sports trivia questions and sent them in along with the card. and five gum wrappers. He noted the contest, hey, it didn't have an official cutoff date, decided, hey, I'm going to submit it. And we'll see what happens. It didn't have a, he was quoted as saying I was struck by the fact that it didn't have a year listed on the card.

It was a simpler time. You didn't need a team of lawyers to do everything back then. Thank you, Darwin Day. Officials at Bazooka Candy Brands, which is part of the Tops Company, an American sports company, soon received Dave's submission. After noting he'd answer the trivia question correctly, the corporation decided to make good on their promise. Yeah, you damn well better, Bazooka.

Because guys all over the country now are looking for that stuff. And you better hold true to your word, or you will need that team of lawyers that Darwin said you didn't need back then. The baseball fan soon received a phone call for me. He'd won the competition along with a baseball glove. He got T-shirts, Bazooka Joe-themed pillow, and plenty of bubble gum. Now, he was going through his stuff because he started out being a sad thing because he lost his brother and he was going through his stuff and he was going through his brother's stuff.

And then it made him want to go through his stuff. So he was going through his stuff. And he found the cards and he did this out of just, hey, I'm going to do this to take my mind off some stuff. And then he wins. Really cool. Really, really, really cool. Bazooka good for you. Good for you.

So he got the new glove. and he got the plenty of gum he got some t-shirts I would love to talk to this guy I'm going to try to get him on the air maybe we talk to him next week on one of the other shows

I participate in you know the Pat and Stu show or hey I don't know there's another show some silly little show that I'm a part of what is that show again oh that's right

the Gletback program this guy's great Darwin Day good for him I want to see the glove Right? Come on I

I have to go through my boxes of stuff And Baseball cards too I've got baseball and football cards from a thousand years ago Gotta be worth some money Right And you go through that stuff

Like he was like he lost his brother So he was going through all this stuff You know you start I wasn't going to say anything But earlier this week One of my old friends that I, you know, hell, I spent years with this guy, passed away. And we had, you know, gone our separate ways, you know, a number of years ago,

so we never really stayed in, you know, in close contact. But you always felt, at least I did, that if at any time you were to run into each other, you could sit down on the sofa and not say anything and still be good, right? Do you remember those are friends? And, you know, you get caught up for five minutes, and then you sit there and you don't, don't have to say anything and those are your friends. And I was sad news to hear that, here that he passed away.

T.J. and I had a lot of good times together. And his family was always great to me and he's a good man. I'm sorry to hear him go. But that's what Darwin Day was doing, losing his brother, going through his stuff, and Mizzuka pulled through for them.

Good for them. 8888903.33 is the phone number. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Coming up immediately after this broadcast. Okay. Lawrence Jones. And then Mike Slater. Then Joe Pags.

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