Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Digital Dummies

Episode Date: October 3, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Buck Sexton. You've got the Turks bombing the Kurds. You've got the Russians bombing the Free Syrian Army. You've got the U.S. bombing ISIS. You've got Jordan bombing ISIS, or at least they were for a while. George just, it's not going to happen. They're not going to be a major part of this air campaign

because we're not even sure we should have a major air campaign. The Russians, however, are short. Buck Sexton, Weekdays, noon. to 2.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. Let's talk about crime, shall we? Crime. Crime in America. Sometimes crime makes you think, you know, if people are that stupid, maybe the crime is worth doing.

No? Okay. So, how many of you want an iPad mini? Yeah, I mean, everybody wants a little iPad mini now, right? Of course you do. Yeah, I let the kids play with it. They'd have it around the house, put some music on it, goof off, put a little games on it, goof off with the kids on it. You know you like them. Maybe take it to the gym.

I mean, I'm not taking it to the gym. There's no way I'm taking it to the gym. I saw a, as a side note, I saw a post a note on Facebook. It may have been on my Jeff Fisher radio page. But someone had posted if I'm found on a jogging. trail know that I've been murdered somewhere else and dumped here. So if I'm found in a gym, know that I was murdered somewhere else and dumped there. But anyway, everybody wants a little iPad Mini. So this lady sees a guy in a parking lot and he says, hey, hey, hey, come here. How would

you like an iPad Mini? And she says, yeah, that'd be great. I've got one here for 150. 50 bucks I'll sell you. Oh, no. I know, look, I can't, I can't spend that. But I can give you $80. $80 for an iPad mini, you're killing me. I've got to get rid of these, though. I need some money.

I've got these in my back of my car. All right. All right, fine, 80 bucks. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Here's your $80. Goodbye. Thank you for the box with the iPad Mini.

Can't wait until I open it and find that wrapped in the bubble wrap inside the box is a piece of tile. Yeah, not an iPad mini, just a piece of tile that you haggled him down to $80 for. Okay, a couple things. You got to give the guy credit, right? I mean, come on. He's selling iPad minis that's a piece of tile. Love it. I don't know where he's getting the boxes from.

you know, perhaps, you know, he needed a couple extra bucks, so, you know, he buys one, the kids' family needs one, and he takes the boxes. Good reason not to throw out boxes, though. Now, another thing is, perhaps if someone comes up to you in a parking lot and says, hey, want to buy an iPad mini for, you know, a couple hundred dollars under retail, A, it's either tile. It's either tile from the bathroom. Or B, it's really is an iPad Mini that was stolen and you're buying stolen property.

Right? Right. So perhaps if someone comes up to you in a parking lot and says, hey, want to buy an iPad Mini? You can say, no, thank you. have a nice day good luck I know but I really need the money and I can give you a really good deal

no thank you have a good day I know but I've got this iPad video in my car listen I've got some iPads and Xbox ones and some TV in the back of my car I'll give you some really good price on I really need the cash

no thank you how about 80 bucks Oh, okay. I'll give you $80 for the iPad mini box that's got a piece of tile in it. Unbelievable. And then we have the lady who calls 911.

And she is upset. Fort Myers, Florida. Fort Myers, Florida. Beautiful. Right. Yeah. West Coast of Florida. Gorgeous.

She feels that she was shorted on product that she purchased. And she's upset about it. Okay. Now, she felt that she bought $75 worth of product, which happened to be marijuana, and was shorted,

and she was pissed. So she called 911. Uh, dumb. Okay, perhaps you're smoking a little bit too much pot during the day. Okay. Just perhaps your

you're smoking a little bit too much pot. Now the police came. The dealer, who she claimed shorted her, had no product, nothing on him. So he wasn't arrested. He's fine. He's like, I don't know what she's talking about. The bag of weed

that she claimed she bought from the dealer that was shorted to her was stuffed in the seat with her car which got her arrested since it's illegal when you call 911

over a drug deal that you think it's gone bad perhaps you need to lay off the drugs possibility that you need to do this story is not, I mean, they don't claim it's under crime. I think it is.

I think it was a crime. So this lady shows up in the hospital, and everybody's got the big joke about her moose steak because she's got, her hair is full of builder's foam. And they claim that this lady mixed up hair moose with this builder's foam. and this builder's foam is all stuck to her hair.

It's just got it down the side of her shirt. And I'm thinking, you know, okay, yeah, I got it. Are you that dumb to put the builder's foam in your hair thinking it's a moose? It's possible. Definite possibility. However, when looking at the top of the builder's foam, There's twigs and leaves and everything else in it. So I'm thinking that there may be more to the story,

which leads me to it's probably a crime. She could have been in a part of something and then been attacked with builder's foam in her hair. And that, my friend, is a crime. One of the things we have to look forward to, though, is that Hatachi? The Japanese tech giant, they believe they've developed new technology that can pinpoint where and when a crime will occur. Yay!

Real Life Minority Report! I love it! The system called Haitashi Visualization predictive crime analytics. And seriously, I mean... Hitachi visualization, predictive crime analytics, gobbles massive amounts of data from public transit maps, social media conversations, weather reports, and more. And uses machines learning to find patterns that humans can't pick out. A human just can't handle when you get to the tens of hundreds of variables that can impact crime, said Darren Lipscomb, an executive in Hitachi's public. safety and visualization division.

The police officers usually build crime prediction models based on their personal or collective experience, but Hitashi's system doesn't need anyone to fiddle around with correlations and variable weights, given a heap of data it does by itself. Huh? Yeah. The system can specify potential crime scenes down to a 200 square meter spot and assigns relative threat levels. Now, it's going to be a trial run that they're putting out there for, you know, separate handful of police departments starting this month. And, you know, of course, we want to know how accurate the system is.

Of course, we don't want to know what to profile and target it as abuse. Of course, it profiles. That's what it's doing. Now, Atachi says the system may actually reduce the amount of biased police profiling since it equips officers with enough thorough information. that they won't need to act on mere suspicions. Well, it is mere suspicions. It's just mere suspicions put together with all this data. And you're saying the likelihood is. But it's still a mere suspicion that the likelihood is.

There's going to be a prime here. But I can't wait for this to be working. And I can't wait. What are you doing standing there? we have no specific information the likelihood that you're going to commit a crime the threat level is high

that you're going to commit a crime no I'm good I'm just standing here I've decided not to commit the crime I was thinking about do I still get arrested soon enough the answer is probably yes this is the Jeff Fisher show

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