Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Dive in to NYC Summer & WTF?! (Florida)

Episode Date: August 13, 2016

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Get moving at real estate agents. I trust.com. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher show. So, in the last segment, we talked about the DEA, saying that, you know, marijuana, what was the line that used? No currently accepted medical use and, of course, a high potential for abuse. Well, for those of you that, I don't know, are abusing it, guess what you, for those of you, you know, our main control room, production is in New York City. And I just found out I must probably go take a trip to New York City because they have a museum of ice cream.

I know. I know. What a museum of ice cream? Now it's only open this freaking month. What? We've got to go up there and do a Facebook Live or something of the Museum of Ice Cream. I opened from July 29th through August 31st, the Museum of Ice Cream. And I've got to click on the start.

I printed it, but it didn't print out the whole thing. Why didn't it? What is wrong with America when you print a story and the whole thing doesn't print out? Is there, has America gone down? Has America gone down? While I'm doing that, I want to tell you, don't forget that the internet went crazy this week, too, where Malia caught smoking a joint. Yeah, that's right.

The first daughter, huffing and puffing on a joint on video. Good. Yeah, make the family proud. Well, what? Dad said he got high, so? Uh-huh. Yeah, miss, I'm going to, I'm the daughter of the president of the United States. Barack isn't, you know, smoking a joint in a crowd now.

Yeah, it does have a little bit of respect for the office. Not much, but a little. And she's out twerking at parties and, you know, taking a year off from school. And now we're just going to see her on video smoking dope. She's got to be smarter than that. Doesn't she? Has to be smarter than that. Maybe not.

Maybe not. So. Look at the Museum of Ice Cream. Oh, my God. A sprinkle-filled pool. Now, apparently, it's not real sprinkles. What? Because they would melt into a real mess,

but they're colored plastic beads. Uh-huh. Oh, man, there's got to be talking about disease written there. You talk to think McDonald's kids jump balls have diseases on them? Oh, the sprinkle pool with the fake sprinkle pool pool. Oof. We have to go to this ice cream. We have to go to the museum of ice cream.

I mean, museum. On entering, we agreed with a large neon sign above the counter where complimentary ice cream would be served. Yes. Each week, the pop-up changes up its ice cream offerings, treating customers of signature flavors. dreamt up by the eateries like Black Tap, Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, Ed McConnell's Fine Ice Cream and Mam. Our first visit, we got vanilla topped with agave, lime, marshmallows, and fruit loops. According to this reporter, an unexpectedly perfect combo.

I disagree with that. I have a feeling that vanilla topped with agave, lime, marshmallows and fruit loops is not going to turn out an unexpectedly perfect combo for moi. I mean, there's nothing I crave with ice cream more than agave and lime. I'll tell you that. I'll give you the marshmallows and the fruit loops. That doesn't sound bad. But, come on now.

Agave and lime. Stop it. Stop it. And I walked to the next room. Oh, waffle cones dedicated. to edible balloons, which were being made by the tenter. Why are we not? Why have we not done a Facebook live, a live reporting for the Blaze Television Network on the Ice Cream Museum?

It's only open a month. This is a must for the network. This network cannot survive without doing something on the Museum of Ice Cream. And I, I am willing to take the hit for that. Okay. I mean, I don't want to go to New York, but I will. I don't want to go to the Ice Cream Museum, but I will. I don't want to do a report for the network on the Ice Cream Museum, but I will,

because I'm willing to take one for the team. So, if you happen to be in New York, come on now. The Museum of Ice Cream, I freaking love that. Now, some would say, Jeff, you've eaten enough ice cream in your life. So, Chuck in Florida, you are on the broadcast. Hi, Chuck. How are you? Greetings, Jeffie.

I'm great. How are you today? Oh, Chuckinflora.com. All right. Now, Chuck. I know we like to go to you because Florida is the hotbed of Dummerie. Yeah. So what are some of the headlines today?

And I also have a couple other things I want to talk to you today. other than the dummery of Florida. But we'll start with the dummery. The dummery begins with a man beats wife for supporting Hillary, or arrested man, twerks in court. We also have the manatee mating stops traffic. Kind of one of my favorites. We've got a woman fatally shot by a Florida police officer

while they were role-playing the bad guy scenario at the Citizens Police Academy. I saw that. That was a horrible mistake. That's god awful. I mean, who does that? You know, you don't check the weapon before you start shooting at people. I think they were supposed to be, they were supposed to be fake bullets, right? They weren't. From what I understand, they didn't even know that that gun could take real bullets. It was supposed to be like a prop gun. Sad. Sad. Okay, let's go to, let's go to, now you've got me down. Okay, thinking of the sad mistake. as long as you've got me. Yeah, absolutely.

We're going to mating manatees. You know me well. We're going to mating manatees. I selected this one especially for you, Jesse. I freaking love manatees, man. They're cool. They're very cool to watch in the water. It kind of reminded me a little bit of the woman's water polo from the Olympics.

I thought for sure you were kind of reminded me when we were swimming together, Jeff. I just, you know, just you and me. Anyway, so what happened? So apparently Tuesday afternoon, there were a lot of splashing in the water, and some people pulled over the side of the road. You know, usually it's dolphins. We don't see a lot of manatees in the Bay area, but this was right in Tampa Bay at the causeway.

And apparently it only happens every three to five years. And I'm kind of feeling sad for manatees right about now. Oh, no, no. Those three to five years are good, bro. Apparently they're making up for it because it was a big old orgy out there. They get anywhere from five to seven manatees for every female. And I guess their mating habits are fairly well documented. It mentions here that the male strategy is to push the female into shallow water in order to mate with her.

And I'm thinking, Jeff, he should know this, you know? I do. It's just I just said, yeah. I just said, yeah. Sure. That's what you do. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, I guess it caused quite a backup on the,

I'm one of the only three ways of crossing the water here in the Bay Area. Yeah, that's not the only thing it caused a backup on. Anyway, I, seriously, I used to see Manatees all the time. You'd tell you don't see them very often, but I never, I went to the, like they have the Manatee swimming area by the New Plant. But in, in, uh, For those of you that are aware of what Florida is like on the Florida's sun-drenched West Coast, on Treasure Island, where we used to play softball stuff all the time on some of the inland waterways.

We would see them all the freaking time, all the time. You can see the ones, and you can see the ones that have been hit by boat blades, by propellers. You know, there's so many, obviously that's a problem in Florida. For those of you that don't know, manatees should be, in your water near your home, there should be a no wake zone. The reason it's a no wake zone is so your propellers do not hit manatee's, idiot. Yeah, yeah. And so you can see the ones that have been injured from the propellers.

And, you know, thankfully they were still alive. But they are really cool. And I have never seen, I have never actually witnessed a mating orgy. I'm a little disappointed. Well, again, every three to five years, it's kind of a chance happening. That's why so many people were stopped. I guess it just completely blocked traffic. So it was a fun afternoon on a Tuesday commute home.

I bet. All right. So what was the other one? I love this one about the man, the man twerking in court. If ever you needed a picture of a face that defines the word not amused, it was this judge on the bench as this guy's torquing. That's fantastic. This woman has just the grumpiest looking face ever. And Calvin, what is his name? Calvin Griffith decided to steal a truck from a high school parking lot and go for a bit of a joy ride.

I guess when he got into the courtroom, he said, hey, I'm on TV, and there's my mom. My mom's here. And he starts twerking. And I got to say, it's quite the sight to behold. I mean, he's happy. What's he supposed to do? He's happy. He wants to celebrate. Absolutely. He hasn't seen his mom in a while, apparently. she had a big old bag of meds that he was not taking that she brought to the courtroom for him. I bet. I bet.

I bet. So all these stories and more are up at chuckin' florida.com. Chuckinflora. That is true. And you could go there and peruse these stories, and there's many more there for you. Now, move on from chuckinflora.com.

Let's talk about Chuck in Florida with the family. Oh, family's great. How's yours? So is your, is the wife? there with you now? Unfortunately, she's putting in a little overtime on a Saturday, you know, bringing in the bacon, as it were, working at the good old St. Joseph's Hospital here in Tampa. I mean, do you have three-way calling on this phone? Can we give her a call? Can we get her on the

line? I ought to be able to do. I'm on Skype here. Look at you. I'm just keyed. I thought for sure you'd say, no, she's working at a hospital. Jeff, are you stupid? And you're like, okay, yeah, let's call her. I mean, you know, it's not like she's working hard. She's already given the patients, their meds, what do you get's over? Her day is done. Yeah, right. That's all she does. That's all she does. You go in, you give up meds and they sleep. I'm, that's it. No, you do not have to call. You do not have to call her at work. She will be, she would be really mad at me, and I don't want to do that.

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