Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'Donald, The Douche'

Episode Date: October 1, 2016

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But as I'm going through this story, and of course it ties into, you know, Machado, Miss Venezuela, Miss Universe, you know, because he called her Miss Piggy. And the Miss Housekeeping, obviously, is Trump being, you know, his racist thoughts. And that's who he is. It's who he is.

He thinks he's being funny. He's just a dude. And he thinks he's being funny. So, and as I'm reading the story about this story, and plus I'm kind of on his side. I'm not on his Miss Housekeeping and Miss Piggy thing, but I don't know. I'm on his side. She was Miss Universe. Miss Universe.

You are not supposed to be gaining weight as Miss Universe. I'm sorry. You can be upset that he's calling her Miss Piggy or that he's, you know, saying all this. But what he did for her. was actually great. He bought Miss Universe. He was trying to make it great again. Oh, my gosh.

What? He was doing that with Miss Universe. And now he's trying to do it with America. And he was had the press there. And he brought her into the gym. And he was saying she's going to lose weight. And she's looking great. And I saw the interview with him saying, with one interview talking about,

hey, we all love to eat. But, you know, they can't do this. That's part of your deal. So don't come to me with I was Miss Universe. And who cares if I gained, you know, 40 or 50 pounds? America cares. The universe cares. Because that's the deal. As Miss Universe, we expect our Miss Universe not to be Miss Piggy. Oh, I mean, we just do.

So I'm scrolling through the story, and it has an excerpt from one of Donald's interviews with Howard Stern. And he's such a douche. I mean, he just is. when he talks about, you know, you know, thinking his daughters are hot. And, you know, yeah, oh, that's that common. Do you, done? But this interview with on Howard Stern, I mean, it's back in 2003, right? I mean, he's Donald Trump.

He's on Howard Stern. They're both, you know, it's in New York. They're all, you know, trying to be funny. And he's just a douche. This is what he is. And he's on, he's on Stern. I mean, Stern brings out people's duchiness. That's what he does.

And he's talking about watching Paris Hilton's video with then-girlfriend Melania. And he said, I've known Paris for the time she was 12. Her parents are friends of mine. He's such a douche. And the first time I saw her, she walked into the room and I said, Who the hell is that? I mean, at 12, I wasn't interested, but she was beautiful. I mean, the sex tape only made her hotter.

And that's Donald Trump. Come on. That is Donald Trump. There's no question. You can give me all the other bull, Mr. Conservative, Mr. Roger Ailes, all of that. No. Sorry. That is Donald Trump.

That's the Donald Trump that America fell in love with, the guy who talks like that. Right? I mean, that's what turned him into Donald Trump, the douche. It just is. That's him. So funny. And, you know, of course, Don went on his Twitter rampage,

you know, at 4 o'clock in the morning and, you know, bash it. That's what he's going to do. You know it? You know, it is. He's going to, you know, he's going to start taking over a country at 3.30 a.m. He's going to wake up.

He's going to be pissed. Sorry. Had to invade. He's got to do it less than 140 characters. Sorry, had to invade. Hashtag, great again. Empire growing. I mean, that's just him.

That's who he is. Is that who you want for president? If it is great. Good for you. And Hillary is just as, just as bad as him. And people are trying to make both of them look bad. This is trying to make down look bad.

I don't think so. And then the Hillary stuff with, I watched, there was a big headline yesterday about Hillary can't walk downstairs has to steady herself walking downstairs. So, of course, I believe that she has some sort of health problem, so I want to watch. I mean, I really do believe that. But I see this video, it's not bad. She's coming off the side of a stage, which most of those stages, and we've seen people fall off them all the time.

Right? We've seen all kinds of candidates, different types of candidates, fall off of stages. And regular people fall off of stage. That's what happened. They're up on platforms. So she comes up to the side of the stage and she's going to go down and see the crowd. And, of course, all those stages have those little metal stairs. You know, that's how people get on and off of them off to the side.

So one of the Secret Service guys holds out his arm and she grabs his arm to start walking down the stairs and then let's go and finishes the walk down the three or four stairs into the crowd. It wasn't bad at all. It's almost what anyone would do when you have someone with you. and you go down those stairs. Now, okay, so almost anyone. All right. So, yeah, if you're, you know, between the ages of 18 and 90, you probably wouldn't do that.

But when you're over 90 like Hillary is, you know, you do that. That's what you do. It just is. It's what you do. So I don't know if I want to hear these ads or not. I've got the Trump ad, the new 60-second Trump ad. I've got the Hillary 28-second ad where she's going after Trump and his girls. and I don't know if I want to hear them.

Do I? I mean, the trumpet is actually not bad. It doesn't even say approved by Donald. I don't think. I think it says it. You read it on the commercial, but you don't, you don't. Yeah, there's no audio.

He doesn't say it. And at the end, it just says Trump pens. It doesn't say anything. So let's hear and see if it sounds okay. This is his new anti-Hillary ad, the new Trump anti-Hillary ad. There's the Hillary standard, and then there's the standard for everybody else. What's the Hillary standard? You're against same-sex marriage.

Now you're for it. You defended President Obama's immigration policies. Now you say they're too harsh. You supported his trade deal dozens of times. You even called it the gold standard. Now suddenly last week, you're against it. Unfounded, inaccurate, mean-spirited attacks with no basis in truth, reality. dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night

who decided they'd go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make? I have been as straightforward and honest as I could be. I did not send or receive any information that was marked classified at the time. 110 emails in 52 email chains have been determined by the owning agency to contain classified information. Will you say anything to get elected? That's a good question. And that's where it says Trump Pence. I mean, the Anderson Cooper question was a good question. And I think, look, will you say anything to get elected?

I think we all know the answer to that. And I believe that probably both of them would answer it the same way. They would answer it. Why, of course not. But you know that they would. You know that they would. So then the Clinton ad against Trump shows girls looking into the mirror. as Trump is doing interviews

insulting women and it's who Donald Trump is right he's a douche and it shows women looking girls women looking into the mirror you know having a problem with the way they look I mean is that a Trump's fault objectifying women

I don't know let's hear the ad I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message looking into the mirror I look right in that fat ugly face of hers. She's a slob. She ate like a pig. A person who's flat chested. A good body, no.

She has a fat. Absolutely. Do you treat women with respect? I can't say that either. All right. See, he's just a douche. That's what he is. That's what he is.

Come on. I mean, he's just a douche. And that's just the deal. Right? It's just a deal. So there's your choices, America. Good for you. Good for you.

Who's a good little presidential picker? You are. Yes. Not really. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. Hey, this is Jeff Fisher. Let me tell you about this and then we'll get to the show, okay?

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