Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Farewell Miss USA & Chinese strippers

Episode Date: June 27, 2015

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Weekday morning, 6 to 9 Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. Sad news today. Well, I mean, it may be good news for some of you, but Univision. Univision dumps Donald Trump. Cancels Miss USA over his comments about Mexicans. Wait. What? I mean, why?

I mean, he said. he loved the Mexican people. He said, and I love Mexican people. I love Mexico. He said that. But he's standing by his statement. In his speech, everybody's mad at him for his Mexico statements from his speech.

Remember, he said, plurred immigrants from Mexico. They have a lot of problems. They're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. to bring him crime, they're rapists. I assume they're good people. So they're a little pissed at Don.

For his little Mexican. I love Mexico. I love Mexican people. I bet you do, Don. Now, Univision says, hey, we're not carrying this. So Don says, hey, I'm going to have to sue him. That's the way they have a signed contract. I got a signed contract.

Okay? So Don sends a big letter to the CEO of Univision. Please be advised. And he's got a scathing letter. And he also said, no, we're, you can't stay at any of my resorts either, okay? The Trump resorts are not for you, okay? they stay out of them. But now, now, even more sad news.

Miss USA co-host, quits. Come on. Come on. And Donald Trump. Donald Trump's opinions do not represent those of NBC. We do not agree with his positions on a number of issues, including his recent comments on immigration. But he said, I love Mexico. I love Mexican people.

Miss USA co-host, Rosalind Sanchez, cited Trump's comments about immigrants has her reason for severing ties with the show. Since I heard Trump's speech, as a Latina, I felt a lump in my stomach. It's got to be a joke, I thought, the Star of Lifetime series, Devious Mades. It's got to be a joke. He said, they're bringing in drugs. Um, yeah. He said,

they're rapists. Some of them are. They're gang members. Look, I'm not for Donald Trump. I think Don is kind of a joke. But he does say some things. There are a number of people that resonates with a number of people across the country. And this, I believe, is one of them.

So when you want to talk about the Bubba effect, and you want to talk about the pendulum swinging back and swinging back hard, this could be your start. This is the beginning of the fire. Because we have NBC distancing themselves. And of course, they say, no, I quit. I can't be the co-host of Miss USA if he feels that immigrants are bringing drugs into the country.

But he also said, I love Mexico. I love Mexican people. Tough. And he refuses to apologize, which I got to tell you, resonates with a lot of people. Because everybody apologizes for everything in today's world, right? No matter what, you start feeling the fire, and all of a sudden, all right, I'm sorry. What I really meant with this A was, I love Mexico, and I love Mexican people, and the immigrants coming in aren't all Mexicans. and they're from Central America, Guadalajara,

this country is always welcome to immigrants into the country, and that's what we are. We're a country of immigrants, and it was misleading to think that they all are bringing in drugs and illness and crime and drinking all our water and helping with the drought in California, and it's misleading that they're spreading, spreading some kind of sickness because they haven't been inoculated in their country, and we're letting them travel all over the country.

Wait, what? Hey, I'm fighting for the United States, says Donald, not Mexico. Okay? So get over it. Univision's got a signed contract. Fine, you want to cancel? I need millions. They'll probably just pay it just to get rid of them, which will fund his campaign.

So, this USA, on the rocks. I believe Donald saved that. Look, I am not fighting for Donald Trump, but this is, I'm. I believe Donald Trump. Didn't he save Miss USA? I mean, they were on the verge of tanking, right? Once his face died, the singer, and the whole thing was going to hell. So Don came in and saved it and got the promotion and started promoting it, which he does to all his stuff.

I know he's that kind of guy. He's a traveling salesman, a carpet bagger. I got it. It's a circus show, side show. But people pay to see side shows. so he's happy to take your money. Do I think he'd be a good president? Probably not.

No, I don't. Do I think a lot of what he's saying is resonating with some of the Bubba people in America? You're damn right. And not apologizing, you're damn right. Because I think a lot of the country is really tired. Really tired of feeling like they always have to say they're sorry for saying how they feel instead of being able to hear, well, that's just him. It's America.

He can think what he wants to think. Leave him be over there and let it go. No, we expect him to come back and say, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I wish I would have said this and what I would have said that. No. So I think that is going to resonate a little now. Is it going to pan out?

And really, you know, the polls that have him leading and everything, in the long run that goes away because people will realize that he is the side show and it's nice to have the side show but we do like the real business on the other side of the road too. Every once in a while we'll walk across the street and pay money to see the side show

but we don't want the side show actually representing everything about us. I'd like to go back across the street to the nicer building and say this is the person that really represent us. Yeah, that's one of us over there, but he's just a side show. This is who we are. And with question about who people would vote for and for the GOP, I mean, he's a big name.

So he's known, right? So you see Donald Trump? Yeah, Donald, that's Donald Trump. What about Scott Walker? I don't know who that is. That's it. Anyway, I think that we're, I think, you know, Don's in trouble. And good luck, Miss USA just may be left to, there'll be some reality show.

Pick it up. It'll just be, NBC will pick it up and call it Miss USA on fire or something. And they'll just have their own little thing for NBC on their little reality show. And maybe Univision can pick it up since everybody loves. loves them these days. They're just the wonderful darling of television. Jorge Ramos and his crew. They all, they're the, they're the darlings.

Anyway, goodbye. Good luck. And God bless to the Miss USA pageant. Take care. Rest and peace. Okay. Okay. Now, perhaps when they have the Miss USA funeral,

maybe they can join in like we're doing in China. And it's a unique way to celebrate the dead. You want your loved one to be honored at their funeral, right? So the thing that's become the thing in parts of China and Taiwan, especially according to this story in rural areas, but coming to a town near you. And now since we have the thing called the World Wide Web, we all, thankfully, can share in some of the sadness that is a funeral,

where we have strippers to honor the dead. What a tremendous idea. We're supposed to celebrate life, right? At the funerals, that's what it's all about. celebrate life. Bring in the strippers. A woman in a short, white skirt to halter top, pulls a mourner on stage and begins to undress him. While periodically peeling off a piece of her own clothing, a digital ticker tape. In Mandarin tries to remind mourners how sad they are and how dearly departed as a sexually suggestive song, pounds in the background. The crowd,

which includes children, heavy winter coats. They're more focused on what piece of clothing she's going to discard. Now, police in China and Taiwan. are a little ticked. They want to crack down. They're raiding funerals and issuing fines to exotic dancers. How can that be a fine? Well, I mean, it is China, by the way, in Taiwan. I mean, that's...

According to this, Chinese officials are trying to end the practice by calling for a return to traditional values. If you're going to go back to the traditional values of China, why not just show up and put a bullet in their head? Which may be coming to a funeral near you if you're a stripper. Now, it's told that a lot of these funerals are, the strippers pull up in a truck, and they do their show at the back of a pickup truck. So if the police are coming, they're going to make the quick getaway. I love that.

We'll perform, but if the police show, we're out. Okay, that's all there is to it. So, China really does want to end the practice. and they really do want to go back to traditional values. But when Uncle Louis wants Janie from the strip club that he used to go to, perform and show just what a beautiful, artful dancer she is at his funeral, come on, who are we to stop that?