Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Get Me Off This Plane

Episode Date: March 4, 2017

Airline horror story, we've all been there. A woman trying to disembark a plane that landed in Colorado became irate and started using profanity, saying she had to get off the plane because she has tumors and was bleeding down her leg.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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if you're catching a flight, you can get off. And so we stood up. and then the flight attendant says, well, we've got to disembarking the plane, everybody gets off. And so everybody stands up and you're stuck. You're like, well, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got to get off of this thing, but you're stuck. Right?

I mean, you're in an airplane full of people. It's full. Trust me, they fly them full now. That's why there's a lot less flights. They overbook and they fill them up. So when I now know that the reason they did that to myself and my family in Phoenix, Arizona, American Airlines.

Not that I remember the entire freaking story, they had already booked the seats on a plane that I was supposed to catch. So they didn't want me on time. They wanted me to wait and catch another flight. And I almost made it. Man, I don't run.

But, I mean, I walked fast to the gate. And as I turned the corner, I mean, I've told you the story before, and I'm still so angry about it, I can't see straight when I think about it. I turned the corner and the airline lady looks at me, closes the door. I about flip. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And my wife is like, if it wasn't for my wife, I'd be in jail.

There's no question. And then we went to the, and I love my wife for this because she's like, I'll take care of it. And then we went around to the American Airline Office and can we help you? I don't know. Can you? Can you get me on that plane? Oh, me? Just relax.

Don't mind him. He's fine. I could have strangled someone. I would be in jail. Anyway, I digress. So you know the feeling when you're on the plane and you're ready to disson. bark and you're not supposed to, hey, you're not supposed to undo those seatbelts or get up until they tell you because the plane could still move.

And I've actually had that happen once as well. You pull up and you're almost at the gate and everybody, you know, everybody clips the seatbelts off and start standing up and getting their stuff. But the pilot had not quite had it just right at the gate so he's got to, er, give the quick break up to the gate a little bit, another three or four feet. A bunch of people both smashed their skulls in, man. It was really funny. Anyway, because he told you, uh-uh.

I had a bus driver do that to me, too. Shortstop me when I was a little kid, almost poked my eye out. In today's world, I would own that school district. Back then, I got off the bus. I'm bleeding. My mom was like, what happened? He stood up before I stopped the bus. Oh, I guess you shouldn't do that, huh?

Get in the house. Let's clean your eye up. I could be blind here. I hate that bus driver. He short-stopped me all the time. He knows. We lived on a dead-end road on a farm. He dropped me off.

Don't get that stopped. We're here. It's my house. So he short-stops me. So we all get frustrated on a plane trying to get off, right? So I see the story of this lady who was even more frustrated. trying to get off the plane. It's a full plane.

There is video. I'll tweet the video. But she is, well, she uses language that, you know, if you're on a plane, look, you're supposed to, there's all, you know, there's other people. You're supposed to have a little bit of respect

for the other human beings. I know a lot of people don't in today's world. She, however, is in Colorado. She's landed. She wants to get off the plane. And there's, there's two guys. One guy in the middle and one guy on the window seat that start videotaping her on the phone.

And they are dying laughing. They are dying because this girl is wound up. And she begins with... I'm upset. Get off the plane. You know why? I have tumors and I'm in a lot of pain. Wait. I got to go.

I got to get out of your friend. I'm in pain, so I don't care of who you are. Don't talk to me like you do. know me. Get off of here. Let's go. So, immediately, she's stuck and she's, you know, look, I know that you're supposed to, you know, at least you're supposed to be angry and be quiet. But when you have tumors and you're bleeding, I mean, you want to get off the plane. You do. And so she continues. Like, I'm bleeding down my leg. I have blood going down my leg. Get off the plane. I got to go

Hospital. Let's go. I'm being nice. So you hear the two guys laugh. I mean, they are dying. She is right there, man, in the aisle right there. And they, if I'm them, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not saying anything. I'm just recording. And that's what they do.

Yes, I do. I have tumors. I'm waiting. Do you want to see it? Do you want to see it? You want to see the blood going down my leg right now? Matt knows? I need to get to the hospital so I can patch myself up.

I need to go. I need to patch myself up. Nobody had to get off this plane. Please get off this plane. Now, she's still, she's all wound up. Now they're still waiting in line. She still has not moved one iota of this airplane. They have not opened the plane door to get off yet.

You don't. So guess what? I'm going to be open. I'm bleeding all over my vagina. What? Straight. What? All over this. Come on now.

And she's all over this. And she's talking to the people on the other side of the aisle. And so there's a couple, you know, the guy in front of her is just standing there. And he is stone cold still. Man, I mean, he doesn't want to turn around. He doesn't want to engage. He just wants to get off this plane. I mean, he wants, you can tell he's standing there with his arms crossed.

in the aisle saying to himself, don't turn around, don't look her in the eye, don't turn around, don't look her in the eye, don't shrug, don't laugh, just please open the plane, let us get off this plane, please just go, let us get off this plane. And it continues. There are children on this plane. All right there. Now, the lady has wound up, and I can't quite tell if it's a flight attendant or if it's just another lady that's up a ways, you know, turning around, because this lady is now going

to engage. She's all wound up. Ever since we got on this plane, you were I and me, like you, somebody, you're talking? So I think, stop right there. See, now I think that makes me think that it's the flight attendant. Because ever since I got on this plane, you've been I and me? It started from that clip for the very beginning again. That is fantastic. So it's got to be the flight attendant, right? Because where since I got on this plane, you've been I and me? Here are children on this plane. You?

Ever since we go on this plane, you, where I'm not. me like you somebody you want to talk to me? I know you're talking about this thing because we can talk because we can tell you want to go you like because we can talk we get off this plane oh we have to hear that clip again that's fantastic we put that back to the beginning ever since we got on this plane you've been I am me you've been looking at me you want to go that's fantastic there are children on this plane you ever since we go on this plane you were I am me like you somebody you want to talk to me you want to talk to everybody

got from Spain because we can talk that is fantastic okay so we're still not moving right we are still stuck on this plane man they are way please the guy in front of her please dear lord open the door

do not engage do not engage do not turn around please open the door please please and it continues my talk about that does not need to listen to it I learned, can you do me, turn around and get off the plane so we can get off? Because that's my whole goal.

Stop right there. Now, she has a point. All right, she does have a point there. Now, while she has been using other language, to be fair, her whole thing is, get me off of this plane. Okay? Now, she's engaged. She said she's, she's told us she has tumors. She told us she's bleeding from her vagina down her leg.

She's willing to show. So you've got to think, you know, maybe she's not lying because she's willing to say, you want to look, you want to see, I'll show you. And she just wants to get off the plane. Now, I got it in today's world where you kind of are supposed to, you know, we can't say anything. We're out of an airplane. We have to be quiet.

We can't say anything. We can get in trouble. They're going to arrest you if you say anything at all against the flight, against the pilot, against anybody on the plane. You just have to sit there and be quiet. it's starting to get old. So I'm kind of on her side a little because she just wants to get off the plane.

Now, she's annoying, but she's only annoying because 90% of the people on that plane stuck in that aisle are thinking, Dear Lord, she's right, get us off this plane. Why are we just standing here? And you've been on flights, I mean, I have, where you're thinking, why,

I mean, is the deal? And I'll tell you what happened. happens is, A, the guy, you know, the TSA, not the TSA guy, but the airline guy, doesn't show up at the gate. So they have to wait for the people to show up at the gate. So if they're busy or they're running to get a wheelchair, whatever, whatever they're doing, you know, maybe they're on a smoke break. I don't know. But they have to wait for them to come and open the thing. So, you know, they're, Al gives the airline people on the plane a little bit a little bit of slack because they're frustrated as well.

I mean, trust me, they want this lady off the plane too. Get the hell off. Move, people. Move. Don't you think all these other respectful things are? Watch your language phase. We have families and children on board. Okay, now the flight attendant is, now the flight attendant is going to,

instead of engaging her face to face, pushing her way through the crowd, she's just going to, I'm just going to talk on the microphone now to everyone on the plane. Watch your language. there's children on the plane. So she's trying to make everyone think that, you know, we are actually doing something. We're aware. We're aware of a tumor girl. And we're just letting you know.

Not necessary to drop the F bomb. Okay. But we've already called security. I've already called security? See what I mean? Stop just a second. See what I mean? Now, while I'll give you that she was using the F bomb, you know, and it's very, you know, it's

frustrated and she's, you know, she's a little overbearing, we'll say, obnoxious. But she's kind of right. I'm kind of on her side. And why would you call security? She really has not done anything. She hasn't. I mean, the only person she said, you ever since I got on this place, you've been looking at me like you, I mean, she's kind of, you know, said to the flight attendant, she didn't

threaten the flight attendant. She said, you want to go, let's go. We can take this outside. So, come on now. I mean, they're only recourses. We have alarmed security. But she just wants to get off the plane, right? She's got tumors and she's bleeding.

Now people are moving, now. Let's go. Come on, go. See, at the end there, at the end, at the very end of the video, people are moving. I mean, you can see the guy in front of her go, thank God. We're moving. We're moving. We're moving.

And so it was moving. And she was, here we go. Let's go. We're moving. Let's go. I mean, it's fantastic. And we've all been frustrated like that. I'd be fascinated to know what security did.

I've got to try to hunt her down or try to follow up on the story because that's too much work, though. Let's wait for somebody else to do it. Then I'll read about it. I'd be fascinated to know actually what happened to her. If security actually did anything or if she just said, I don't want to get off the plane. You know, the people, I mean, the people on the plane have got to be kind of on her side.

Right? I mean, they're obviously upset because she's been all, she's all wound up and she's hollering and using the F bomb. I got it. Oh, somebody used the F-war. I mean, stop it. All the airline companies, they're listening to this, and I know you listen. I know you do, because you want me to say something nice about you. Get us off the plane, okay? Pull us in. You know you stick us, You park us on that damn tarmac for an hour, pretending that, well, we're backed up on the tarmac. Uh-huh. So these are going to miss that connecting flight because we were stuck on the tarmac, not because we overbooked. And we're just sitting out here to make sure that the other plane is filled up before we let you off.

So let's go, people. I just want to get off this plane. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now. and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA.

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