Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Get Off Her

Episode Date: May 14, 2016

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From U.S.-based food testing company Clear Labs has discovered from a sample of 258 burgers, two cases of meat in vegetarian products, three burgers with rat DNA, and one case of human DNA. That's not that bad. Right? We're looking at three, four, five, six burgers out of two hundred and a two hundred and a 58? I mean, those are pretty good odds. The most likely cause, they claim is hair, skin, or fingernail that was accidentally mixed in during the manufacturing process. Referring, of course,

to the human DNA. What many consumers don't know, and this is a little highlighted version in this story, is that some amounts of human and rat DNA may fall within an acceptable regulatory range. Yes, that's absolutely correct. I'm really hesitant now to buy canned mushrooms. And I tell you why. I buy them now and I pour them out and I rinse them real good and then you know you cook them up. It's very rare I buy canned mushrooms because we used to live next door to a lady who told me that she worked. worked for the one company that used to can mushrooms.

And you don't know what goes in those, Jeff. You don't want to eat those. Because with most food under regulatory guidelines, human and rat DNA may fall within an acceptable regulatory range. You don't know. You don't know what they allow with those, Jeff. Don't eat those cans of mushrooms. Okay.

But if you're having a burger, right, the odds are pretty good. You may get a little human or rat DNA. You put some mushrooms on it, cook it up, you'll be fine. It'll be fine. Worry about it. Stop it. You've eaten worse. No, look at me like that.

You know you have. So my favorite meme of the week, I think that we're going to start something up. I feel like Michael Pelko now. My favorite, the favorite. Favorite meme of the week. Favorite, favorite, favorite. Meem, meme of the week. The back of a minivan, you know how people have the little stickers on.

Sometimes you see Calvin peeing on the Chevy symbol or the Dodge symbol or the Chrysler symbol or whatever. And, you know, they got the little stickers on the families, you know, the little kid, the little mom of the dad, the boy, the dog, the cat, whatever. On the back of this minivan there's a mom of dad. one, two, three, four girls, a boy, one, two more girls and a little baby, and two cats on the stickers. So you're looking at mom and dad and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight kids, one boy, not sure what the baby is, and two cats. And the window is dirty. And someone has written on the window, OMG, stay off of her. That's the meme, meme, meme of the week of the Jeff Fisher show.

So I've got a ton of stuff to get to today. We've got micro stuff on jobs. Man, I want to talk to you a little bit about work. It's unbelievable to me how people don't really want to work anymore. You know they don't. I mean, I don't. I don't. I honestly, I don't.

want to work anymore. I'm okay with someone saying, Jeff, you've won $240 million. Go away now. I am gone. You know, except for this show. I mean, I'd want to be with you, of course. I never want to leave you. You and I? You and I? Now, we talked a little bit about, I think it was on this show, we talked a little bit about Coke Zero changing their name and having to put Coke Zero sugar out into the UK. and just agonizing and changing the color codes of their cans so they all got the Coca-Cola red and stuff. But Budweiser is going to be selling America beer for the next few months. It's definitely a not over-the-top statement.

Oh, no, not at all. We're embarking on what should be the most patriotic summer of this generation has ever seen. Because we've got Rio 2016 Olympic. Paralympic Games. Budweiser has always strive to embody America in a bottle, and we're honored to salute this great nation where our beer has been passionately brewed for the past 140 years, although it's not owned by

an American company anymore. But that's okay. Don't worry about it, and we're going to make sure that everybody gets drunk and gets Zika virus in Brazil. But we love you as America. Drink it up. Drink it up. And wait. And wait for everybody to be getting Olympic Zika.

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