Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Gi-Fi Gone Crazy

Episode Date: January 28, 2016

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I'm braving the storm. I just walked outside. Nothing. But I would like to hear if people are actually feeling the effects of Jonas Blizzard 2016. And I started to worry for people in New York in the city of New York in Manhattan because how are they going to be able to use the Guy Fy male pleasuring himself relief centers on the street in Manhattan. How are they going to use that in the cold storm?

So I see this ad where they have booths now, old phone booths set up with curtains. And they're saying that, you know, on the streets, saying that it's a place where men could go to believe themselves sexually. And I thought that could not be true. And then I thought, well, it's New York. It's believable enough. I mean, I could actually see it. I mean, it's not like you haven't seen it on the street anyway.

If you walk the streets of New York, you've pretty much seen everything happen, top to bottom. So it's not surprising that perhaps someone would start setting up little booze so men could go in there and relieve themselves sexually with, you know, Wi-Fi so they'd be able to get a signal to their phone so they could watch whatever they wanted to help. them relieve themselves sexually. But, of course, no.

It's not true. Ah, what? Darn it. It's not true? No. It's just a sales. It's just an ad. It's just an ad.

It's a marketing gimmick for a sex toy company, hot octopus. Da! New York is, that's too nice for New York. Good marketing, though. I love that. The Guy Fy booth is just an advertisement for hot octopus. What? Come on.

All right, fine. All right, fine. There isn't such a thing in New York as the Guy Fy booth, except for, you know, one or two that they're out there just for an ad. So what happens when you go in? Do you go in and that all you see is just an ad for hot octopus? You know somebody's going to use it for what they think it's for. All right.

Make sure you pull the curtain. Come on. Snowmageddon next, I promise. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water.

heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American residential warranty right now for free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day. Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American residential war. right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,8006-8-6-8-6-39-10. That's 1-800-6-8-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-8-6-39-10. Call now.