Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'Hef Has Lost His Mind!'

Episode Date: February 13, 2016

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.
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Starting point is 00:00:53 That's 1-800-6-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6. 68639-10. Call now. Yesterday, the 12th, was the first day of the new Playboy magazine featuring non-nudes. Nobody's naked. Well, that's not true. They're not, you won't see them fully naked. Playboy's reinvention.
Starting point is 00:01:23 It's on the newsstands. All right. It came out yesterday. Have you got your copy? I mean, it might be time to get it. So when you're batting down the hatches in that, you know, 18 degree below zero windchill in the Northeast, you could say, oh, I've got the new Playboy to go through. It's getting rid of the tagline entertainment for men. No more stodgy jokes.
Starting point is 00:01:48 It's bigger, thicker paper. I bet you they're making it more like a member, do you remember the magazine interview? Oh, shoot. Who's the, I can't think of the artist's name now, that was the big interview magazine, did the interview magazine out of New York. But his magazine was extra big and thick like that. Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol, is called Interview. And that magazine is still out there, but when he was alive, they've made it smaller now.
Starting point is 00:02:21 And it's, you know, it's still, you know, artsy and, you know, models and stuff from New York. but when he was alive, it was one of the extra big magazines, thick paper and stuff. It was really cool. I bet so that's what Playboy is going toward the old interview style. I love the line from Larry Flint, founder of Hustler. I know Hefter's getting old because he's 90. I didn't know he'd lost his mind.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Now, Scott Flander, CEO of, Playboy Enterprises. Hey, Huff has not lost his mind. He is leading the creative repositioning of Playboy to make it as relevant today for millennial males as when he launched Playboy magazine in the 50s. We just think we've transcended beyond the need for nudity. What a great press release. And actually, it might work for him. Good luck. God bless. But it came out to stand, run out there and get there. Now, a good promotion for Playboy being on the stands is Then I see a Vana White story. Vana White.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Miss Wheel of Fortune. Miss everything to the world. Miss Smiley Face, right? The headline says she regrets her Playboy cover. I didn't want to be on there. Yeah. Boy, your career's really sucked since then, huh? So she was on the cover in 87.
Starting point is 00:03:49 But she wasn't actually, you know, she didn't do a photo shoot for Playboy. This is her telling the story. What happened was when I moved to Hollywood, I was too embarrassed to ask my dad for money for rent. I did some lingerie shots, like we all do sometimes, you know, back in those days, and Hugh Hefner bought the pictures. White claimed that Hefner's decision to put her on the cover was against her wishes. Hugh was a friend. Huh. So she was a friend at the time.
Starting point is 00:04:20 This was in 87. He said, Vanna, we're going to put you on the cover. Oh, don't put me on the cover. My career could be ruined. And Hugh was like, yeah. No, no, your career is not going to be ruined. And no, you're on the cover. It's 87.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Wheel of Fortune's been on for a while. You're still, you know, you're the beginning of the Vanna White World. You're going on the cover. And now she's pissed. I don't talk to him. I feel bad. It was a long time ago, but that really hurt my feelings. Thanks to everyone out there who was on my side.
Starting point is 00:04:52 They didn't fire me and everybody was very supportive. It was a great lesson. Was it, Vanna? Was it? Don't ever do anything that you think is wrong. Listen to that little voice inside of you. I wish I wouldn't have done it. And I did it.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Yeah. Yeah, that lingerie shot ruined you, huh? Come on. That's more of a promo for the magazine. I'm sure it's almost sounds like she's working for half still. Boy, I wish they wouldn't have put me on the cover. Oh, by the way, the new magazine is out. I mean, she's, first of all, get this, here's Vanne's story.
Starting point is 00:05:36 She's a Guinness Book of World Records holder, which I wish I had a Guinness. I want to be a Guinness World World, what is it whatever it's called? I want to own a record. My name on a record, I have a great idea for a Guinness record. And I still want to pull it off. And I believe that this particular world record. would be a great bit. I may have talked to you about it before.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I don't like to talk about it on the air because it's a tremendous idea. And there's radio stations around America that could pull it off. But she holds the Guinness Book of World Record for television's most frequent clapper. That's the kind of record I want. That's the kind of record I want. Congratulations, Van of your career was ruined that playboy. This is the Jeff Fisher Show Only on the Blaze Radio Network
Starting point is 00:06:43 When our water heater broke down last month It was a nightmare It took five hours for the plumber to show up And he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater By the time it was all said and done I felt like I'd been taken But what else could I do?
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