Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "Hello! Fios, Are You Listening?"

Episode Date: August 22, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Jay Severin. Because that argument, if you were on there and you're saying you weren't and you're going to sue, that's going to buy you a few nights, maybe a couple weeks. But other than that, beware of false accounts. And let's watch. And let's hope that there are White House people on there. Jay Severin.

Weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. So I'm reading a story about Comcast and that's doing their live streaming app, which is really cool. You can't, it was, they did it in a limited release and they thought that people, you know, people really liked it, so they're going to use it. So if you're a Comcast subscriber and you're part of their, what is this, their, it's their all in one thing that they have, whatever the heck it's called. I had it right here, what they were calling. Anyway, I'll find it in a moment. But you have to have the triple play package. That's what it's called.

Triple play package from Comcast. So that you have your, you know, voice, video, home, internet subscriber, all of it. They want you to, you have to be all Comcast all the time, or you can't get this yet. It's their live streaming. So you go and you say, hey, grandma and grandpa, you can't come to the kids' baseball game. I'm going to live stream it from my phone. and you can, you know, watch it on your TV at home. Kind of cool, right?

Sure it is. Really cool. And you can share it with all the other Comcast subscribers or yourself. And, you know, it's really cool. Then I see where Netflix and Google Chrome, this company, has created showgoers, which you can download the app. And I'm able to watch Netflix. Netflix simultaneously with someone else who is a Netflix subscriber and has showgoers,

the showgoers app. So I can be home and watching Netflix with, you know, sitting on my sofa and someone, you know, on the other side of the world or wherever can be watching the same movie with me. You know, maybe we G-chat. You know, of course I'm sure that's what Google wants you to G-chat during the movie so you can communicate or you have them on the headphones of your phone so you can just talk and hear their voice if it's a long-distance relationship. What's the same?

Both can watch Notebook together. Anyway, which is really cool. I love it. I mean, we're getting closer to what one of the things that I would like to have happen with the cable companies. And Comcast should probably be the one to do it. I keep saying Verizon because I have Verizon Vios.

So I would, you know, be happy with them being the ones to do it. And that's a big, a big thing here in DFW is the Verizon Fios. But these, all these cable companies should be able to do it. And that is, if I'm a Verizon subscriber, just like Comcast does with all their Comcast,

they can live stream, right? They've got the app so I can live stream. And if I'm a Comcast subscriber, I can know my little URL and go poop and watch Bill's kid play baseball. Okay. Now, why can't I see? see a show and say,

hey, that show is a good show. And Billy needs to see that show. I send it to him on my Verizon Fios box, send to whatever Billy's name is on Verizon Fios, Bill 18,022

or Bill hashtag Billy, or whatever you want to call yourself, and it comes up on his screen. So the next time he turns his cable box on, boop. Jeffrey, 2005, has a message for you. And it comes up, he says, oh, really? And he clicks on it, and it says, I say, hey, you need to really watch this show.

And then it says yes or no. So you can say, oh, yeah, okay, cool. And you click yes, and it's on your box right there. And then I can go back and watch it when I want. Or maybe I just leave it and don't say yes or no. and because if I say yes, then I have to watch it right then. If there's no way for me to save it out my box, and then I watch it right then once I click yes,

or it just goes completely away when I click no. Right? And someone else should be able to do that to me. Hello? When is it going to happen? I like to have it happen soon, please. Just another million dollar idea from me. That's all I'm saying.

I love the Netflix app. The only problem with the Netflix app, The showgoers where you can simultaneously watch it is that I was reading about it. It's really cool. But once you do, once I say, okay, I watch it myself and Cindy, who's in Venezuela right now watching the riots. But she's in a safe place now. And she's found a place where there's actually Internet because she left the country of Venezuela. and she decides that we're going to watch the notebook together because we're still so much in love.

And so, I don't even know if Notebook's up on Netflix now. But we're going to watch that, okay? And we can't pause it. You can't pause it. You can't fast forward it. You can both can stream it and you're watching it together. No pausing. So it's just one shot.

So, you know, if you, you know, if you. If you hear the bathroom breaks, got to be few and far between and the movie watching simultaneously thing. That's all I'm saying. All right. Just letting you know. But the future is going, it's here.

It's now. The future is now. IBM, they've just got done talking about a brain-inspired chip. They're close. They are close. It's funny to listen to how they describe it. A true North has, 5.4 billion transistors, 4,096 neuropatic cores interconnected via an intracip network,

integrates 1 million programmable spiking neurons, and 256 million configurable synopses. Oh. Well, good. Good. That's perfect. So it's, anyway, they're getting closer to the brain. Right? They really are.

We also are going to have the roll-up screen, which I think is, I don't know, I was trying to think of the applications that you would use a roll-up screen. Like you have your phone or your tablet, and it's hard, right? It's brick. It's a block. It's what it is. That's what you have. They try to give you some that are curved, a little bit more curved than others, bigger than others.

Some phones are tablet size. Some tablets are phone size, whatever. But they're pretty much locked into their size. Well, but to bend them, if you bend them, that's. Kind of cool. And I'm just trying to think of it's just cool because you're not going to break them, right? I mean, you can't. I can sit it down and I can not break it or I can sit it there.

But the applications on that is pretty fascinating to have the bendable screen, which comes in with the watches, right? You put it on your wrist and I'm able to watch stuff on my wrist. But the screen, if I could scroll, if I could put just like a band on my wrist and then scroll. through it so that that's the my computer I love that love it I don't have to carry a phone I can click if it's made make it thick enough for a headset right this is like pre-chip in your wrist pre-everything in your brain but if I could use that as say it's a I don't know an inch two inches wide on your wrist so I can scroll through it punch talk It's kind of cool.

I love it. I'm ready to use it. Please bring it on. Okay? Then we have the new reality glasses. They're talking about, that could visually encrypt what you're watching. Okay? So the way they're talking about it is you put it on and, you know, the information comes up on the screen in your eye.

And it's right there and everybody can see it and it's already there. And you, you know, anybody that's looking at your glasses will see that. Could take it off and see the information or whatever. What they're saying is that, that they're saying is that they're saying. they can now encrypt it so that it's just for you. So when it comes up, you can decipher it and decrypted so it opens up so you can see it. Their problem with that is is that it takes quite a, you know, takes, and they're talking about, I think, seconds. It takes, what do they say, combined the form, visually share.

For the user's eye, how long did it take? It took too long for them. and they were saying, and it's really not that long. It just seems, it doesn't happen right away. So that you have trouble actually focusing on maybe walking or doing something else while you're encrypting that information. So you should be able to, you know, they want you to be able to continue what you were doing. It took subjects medium time of 8.9. seconds to decipher.

How can you survive? 8.9 seconds. I mean, come on. That is just way too long. Trying to think if that's the first time I've actually said 8.9 seconds is way too long, and I know that it's not. You can write your own jokes with that. But we're getting there, right?

I mean, we're getting there with the, we've got the, you're getting a chip in your hand. You're getting the computer chip in your eye, right? So you can decipher and you can download. You can plug in so that you download. The information that you've downloaded goes to the main server, and then your main server can update and log in new information to be back encrypted into the chip in your eye. Huh? I am so ready for that.

And after all that, the future is now, right? The future is now. All of that comes back to, hey, want to be a weed critic? They're getting ready. We've got weed critics being hired across America. Now, look, reviewing weed is this one guy's part-time gig. He doesn't, this one, the one guy, look, 32-year-old, he says, look, I get paid weekly, write columns, I review marijuana. That's what I do.

I don't want to tell you how much I get paid for it, okay? but I practice and I've got a good system down. I try to keep my tolerance low so I can actually experience the differences between the weeds that I'm smoking and testing and smelling. And I don't read the comments he said. Look, I'm just trying to help people out. I just want people to know what is the good weed,

what's the bad weed. And that's it. I'm really good. However, if you think, think that you are worthy of becoming a weed critic. I don't know how much you would charge to be a weed critic. I know what my contractual arrangements would have to be if I contact these people, but you can contact them.

You can contact editor Bruce Hammond at Bruce Hammond at the Oregonian.com for more information. So go ahead and email Bruce. Hammond at the Oregonian.com and say, hey, Bruce, I want to be a weed critic. I'll smoke them if you got them, baby. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Don't miss the morning Blaze with Doc and Skip.

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