Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: How Bill, Claudette & Kate could put a damper on your summer BBQ

Episode Date: May 9, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. We're coming up on June 1st. My daughter's birthday, by the way. And how do I know, remember that birthday every year? She would say she's your daughter. Of course you would remember it. No, I wouldn't. But don't tell my wife that.

But I do remember my daughter's birthday because June 1st is the first day of hurricane season. Yes, I remember. I actually, my daughter was the first day. The first child I had that I took the day off from work. The rest of my kids, they were born, and I went to work. Same day. I've got a job to do. You're born, you're fine, everything's good.

Now I have to pay to feed you. Talk to you later. Catch you later. Okay? So I was pretty much ordered to take the day off that she was more. Of course, it was June 1st. hurricane season. I was living in Florida at the time. And, you know, first day of hurricane season is a big day in Florida. So we broadcast, you know, everybody broadcast from their hurricane bunkers and,

you know, they show what they can do during hurricane season. So I did, however, call in to the show that I was producing and part of that morning to announce the birth and to, you know, talk a little bit of hurricane season. However, the new Atlantic hurricane names are out for 2015. Now, I wonder if Jeffie is finally on the list. Because I see Anna. I see Bill. Bill. Claudette.

Danny. Erica. Oh, Jay? Do I have a Jay? Fred. Grace. Henry. Ida.

Come on, baby. Give me Jeffie. what J-O-A-Q-U-I-N is not J-E-F-F-Y. Okay. Sorry, it's not. It might be, maybe they spelled it wrong. Maybe they, maybe J-O-A-Q-U-I-N, maybe they spelled it wrong,

and it really means you pronounce it Jeffie. Maybe that's the way they pronounce Jeffie. Then you have Kate, Larry. Boy, the names are really kind of. Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter

Rose Sam Teresa Victor Victor Wanda back to Anna 2015

Atlantic Hurricane Hurricane Hurricane names There you go Hurricane season just around the corner less than a month away something to look forward to if you live in a state that isn't affected by hurricanes. But really, you know, all states are affected by hurricanes. Because once they make landfall, then they make cross their way through the United States

and leave their path of destruction. It may be less than what it was when it first landed, but their destruction still has a path. Follow the courses of all hurricanes, shall you? Now, before we left last hour, what we talked about, I was telling you about a super genius robbery suspect. Well, I mean, he's arrested now, Dominic Elfonseca, who robbed bank, and he gave the teller a note. And, of course, he posted it on his Instagram account

and posted pictures and the video on his Instagram account. Anyways, I can't figure out how he got arrested. But the note is fantastic. And it starts out on the fold half of it, it's Chapel, C-H-A-P-O-L with a sideways smiley face, and then it's folded, and then on the bottom half of the fold, it says, I need 150,000 bonds right now. please police take two to four minutes to get here I would appreciate if you ring the alarm a minute after I am gone

make sure the money doesn't blow up on my way out and his comment is look I didn't do anything wrong I just asked the teller could have said no okay no problem and asking for bonds. I mean, apparently the video is showing the teller gave them cash, but you should have gave them bonds. And then that would have been, you know,

I don't know, they'd never mature. But there are some stupid thieves, and when I was reading that, then I was reminded of the Alaska thief who tried to sell the frozen pizzas to the police officers.

What an idiot. And, of course, the California burglar that broke in and made himself some tater tots, took a nap on the couch. Big surprise, he got busted too. Oh, so sad. And a tremendous idea on Twitter that I love. And I'll bet you that McDonald's, I hope they thought of it. And if they haven't, you have made them a huge money find with your idea.

Because I read it and I went, oh, my, gosh, that is a tremendous idea for McDonald's. While they're talking about, you know, the fight for 15, which is really, you know, the fight for unemployment and the fight for automation, that's what it should be, as I read on Twitter. But another Twitter post, this is the million dollar idea for McDonald's. The McDee app, pre-order on your way in, pick it up with the drive-thru, charge it to the PayPal, gone. Love it. Here's your order number. After you order it on the app, your order number

is A, B, 2, 2, 2, pull up to the window, I'm A, B, 2, 2, scan, boop. My order at the window, I'm good. That is fantastic. I love that. And on top of which, you only need one person at $15 dollars an hour just to kind of oversee that app. And the rest of the people can be home on unemployment. Saying how bad life is because McDonald's automated their job. McDonald's automated their job that should have been $15 an hour but really isn't $15 an hour job. But we would just want a $15 an hour because that's the way it goes, okay? And we can't wait until we can retire as we're getting government money now and we want to get more

government money because we can get on Social Security and it'll be wonderful. Uh-huh. Well, I just read a story not too long ago that the Social Security Administration they project that the trust funds will be depleted by 2003. And everybody says, well, 2033, by then it'll be fixed. That's an optimistic forecast and not really an optimistic forecast, because it's a lot worse than that. Okay, it's going to be broke real soon. So good luck with that. The optimistic forecast of the Social Security Administration, 233.

Don't forget it's 2015 right now. Okay. And now the researchers are saying, the actuarial forecasts have been consistently overstating the financial health of the program's trust funds since 2000. So for 15 years, they've been optimistic. I won't call it lying.

We'll say optimistic. So it's a lot worse than what they want you to believe. That's amazing. This is amazing. Amazing. And at the same time, government employees, like the Veterans Employee, the Veterans Administration Affairs

employee. He only stole 150,000? That's it. That's it. He managed one of the department's retail stores. The Veteran Affairs employee of Veterans Affairs Retail store managed in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

It's just 150,000. And what do you do with the 150,000? when you work for the Veterans Affairs office in Ann Arbor, Michigan. And it's a, you know, it's a retail store. People come in and out and you figure it out and you think to yourself, well, I need some money. You need some money to hang out and have a good time. You know, maybe feed my family, maybe buy a new house,

maybe buy a new car to drive back and forth to work. Nope. I need $150,000 to spend on strippers and prostitutes. Oh, yeah. Yep. Listen, I work for the government. It's free money. I want strippers and hookers.

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