Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: #ISISRadio

Episode Date: December 5, 2015

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What are you waiting for? A disaster? Do it right now. 8-88-4-1-744. I can't get over. I keep... It's being reported that ISIS radio is saying that the shooters in California were supporters, which does lend a little credence to the, you know, they were believers and followers.

They were directed by ISIS. I got it. Okay. I got it. But I still am stuck on ISIS radio. We need jingles. I want jingles for ISIS radio. We can do some programming.

Sharia today. Seriously, what we should do? I don't know if the Attorney General might stop by. That's why I'm broadcasting in Wisconsin today. Yes, I've set up a studio in the great state of Wisconsin. Sharia today, ISIS Radio. Be sure to stop by. are us.

Pray with us six times a day, ISIS Radio. Compelling with us, Sharia today. Isis Radio. Okay, I'll move on. I'm sorry. I want to now sit down and just develop an ISIS radio programming guide. But don't really want to, I mean, it would just be, you know, funny. It would be a joke.

I don't think they would. like it. They might not appreciate the same humor that we have. In fact, I know they don't. So, just a joke, I'm sure your ISIS Radio is really good.

I mean that, and I want it to be really good. I want you guys to thrive. I want anything on radio to thrive. Okay? So I want you to do really well on ISIS Radio. Next on Isis Radio, the results of the Mr. Goat contest. Oh, man.

Mornings with Mohammed. Isis Radio, Monday through Friday. It's really, some really, really funny stuff. Isis Radio, now on iPhone, Android and remote. detonators. Really good. Really good. What would Mohammed do?

Real life confrontations with infidels and how they ended. Tonight on ISIS Radio. Good, good stuff. Very funny. So we are investigating ISIS Radio. We're trying to find where you can find it. It looks like it started as far as we can tell. in April.

So, I mean, we've got them contained. They're flying jets now in Libya. They're practicing. We've got ISIS radio going on for months, building up a fine listenership. ISIS Radio, join us as we go under the burqa. Oh, my gosh. That's really funny.

They probably do not think this is funny at all. And, you know, I apologize. But, oh, nice. Nice. ISIS Radio. Every Friday is Koran Trivia. Very good. Very good.

Hashtag ISIS Radio at Jeffrey MRA. Tweet me. Koran trivia. That's very good. That's very, very good. I want ISIS Radio trending today. According to Wikipedia, ISIS radio is similar to NPR. Uh-huh.

Al-Bayan radio station. Oh, who doesn't want to work for them? I was accused on somebody's Twitter account of taking the noon to four gig on ISIS radio. Let me tell you something. If we could go back to the days of working a midday shift and that's it, I'm all for it. But working one shift a day, you come in just before the shift starts, you do the shift, you do some production afterward, about 30 minutes, you're gone. Here's some commercials for you to read.

Okay. And then you're gone. I like that. Oh, don't forget Friday night you have a gig. You have to be there at 7 and leave at 10. Okay. I mean, you do not get those days back. At least I don't anyway.

Isle captured a radio station. Oh, so they just took it over. Nice. an ISIL-owned satellite television station, also based out of Syria, who is operating under a brand name Taheed, began broadcasting the previous October. So in February of 2015, sister stations, in February of 2015, according to Wikipedia,

ISIL captured a radio station in Sirtay, Libya, that subsequently began operating. It is unclear whether the station is still under ISIL management. Yeah, why don't you go ask? Just stop in. Hey, I thought I'd stop in. Wondering if, are you guys still, are you guys still ISIL? Or is or ISIS or whatever you're calling yourself now?

I just stopped that I want to know. I want to report it. I want to make sure my Wikipedia page is up to date. Stop in and ask them. If ISIS Radio is for real. Because, uh, I doubt. it. We have, we actually have clips from ISIS radio. Oh my gosh. Do we know what they're saying? Okay, let's, let's, I mean, I don't want to be sure, be clear that this is, I have not heard these

clips yet. I'm, I'm hoping that they are not telling people to join ISIS because I do not, this, this show is not sponsored by ISIS radio. All, let's hear the one clip. And in Rai, Tne, Nawa, the soldiers of the Islamic State that, an IED targeting a Peshmerga Hummer in the area of Al-Qaeda near Kuwait, destroying the Hummer and killing those inside. So that's an NPR report. Yeah, I mean, that's an NPR news report, ISIS Radio. Not bad.

Oh, boy. No, never mind. I don't want to hear one. No, never mind. I don't understand it. It makes me... Oh, there's production at the end. Nice.

They're even doing production. They just didn't take it over and turn on a mic. All right. They didn't... I mean, they didn't even take it over. And just turn out a mic and start talking. Tell them people to join them. I mean, they've got production and everything.

Good stuff. Not really. Not really. Because we've got them contained. So one thing that's... good is that when you contain people if they have radio

that nobody else can hear them oh wait no no I mean more people can hear them outside of a room huh weird Thursdays on ISIS radio

you can tune in for how fall I'll change my life very special we're going to play that live at noon and then we replay and six. ISIS Radio, you can pray with us six times a day. I got to tell you

really funny stuff. And I know that I'm sure that many of the people who actually work for ISIS Radio do not think that is very funny. And doggone, you're right. You are darn right. It's not funny. And I want to apologize and say that it's not funny

at all. However, we will continue to do it. at Jeffie MRA, hashtag ISIS Radio throughout the weekend. And we may come back after the first of the year and do a little bit more.

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