Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'Joke Of The Day' SFK (Safe For Kids)

Episode Date: August 20, 2016

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Jeff Fisher radio page. And just because so many things every day are like a kick in the teeth, like white fragility are just like a kick in the teeth, it would be nice to be able to maybe have a joke of the day that you could play in the car with your kids on the way to school. We're going back. It's back to school time. It's back to school savings. at the Jeff Fisher Radio Show. And so I think we're going to do that. So if you have some jokes that you would like to be, that you'd like to hear, email me, J-E-F-F-F-Y at Glenbeck.com, and just subject line joke.

And you know what? We're going to start doing that. We'll start doing a joke of the day just so you can have it and play it. and laugh about it and laugh with the kids. My kids are constantly trying to come up with new jokes. Some are good, some are bad. Most are bad. Don't tell them that.

Oof, most of them are rough. But they're trying. They're attempting jokes. And it's, you know, there's plenty of them out there. It would be, you know, similar to my kids have always been observing at the surroundings, but they tend to pick out details no one else would notice. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening. When a woman in a convertible ahead of us stood up and waved,

she was stark naked. As I was reeling from shock, I heard my five-year-old shout out from the back seat. Mom! The lady isn't wearing a seatbelt. So, you know, there's jokes like, you know you laughed. You know you laughed at that. Little girl just finished her.

first week of school. Came home. I'm just wasting my time. I can't read. I can't write. And they won't let me talk. You know you left. And a swimming pool.

Three guys came up to the high dive tower and met a good fairy who offers them to fill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says beer. And the pool is full of beer. The other one jumps and says money. The pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump and slips. It starts to fall. It starts to crash.

And he yells, oh, crap. You know you laughed at those. So, joke of the day. Email me, jeffy at glenbeck.com. We'll start doing that on the Jeff Fisher radio page. So you can download it at least to have a, you know, a little laugh with the kids on the way to school every day. The Jeff Fisher radio joke of the day. Thanks for coming along for the ride today.

Chris Salsato is standing by. If I have to pack everything up in my box, according to Mr. Beck, it's been a pleasure. Have a nice day. If not, I'll see you back here next week. And don't forget, don't listen to what other people say. Seriously, you look great today. You do. You look great.

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