Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Listerated Pepsin Gum

Episode Date: August 29, 2015

Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Don't miss the Morning Blaze with Doc and Skip. The two criminals flew the coop and left the scene to let the birds lay and die. However, they migrated back a few hours later to finish the job and stomp the creatures to death just because they could. Authorities have released the images that are asking anyone who may be able to identify these foul killers to please give them a call so they can stomp these two to jail and make sure no birdie will do this again. The Morning Blaze with Doc and Skip. Weekday morning, 6 to 9 Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. Do you know how to kiss a girl?

Well, then learn. Stand facing her. Do not tell her your intentions. Do not ask permission to kiss her. Look dreamily into her eyes. You may hold her right hand in your right hand if you wish. It is well to sigh a couple of times about this stage of the game. whisper softly that her rosebud lips remind you of Cupid's bow.

She will probably drop her eyes and blush when you say that. Place the fingers of your left hand under her chin and tilt back her head slightly. Draw her gently towards you. Do not hurry. Gaze deeply at the love lights which slumber in her eyes. sigh once more. Incline your head towards hers until your lips. But wait.

Do not kiss her. Do not kiss her now until you know that she uses listerated pepsum gum. It's the only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss. if she is a listerated peps and gum girl kiss her copyright

1911 by common sense gum company kiss a girl that is great and you know what even makes it more special is that

no way does that add air today no way way. Stand facing her. Do not tell her your intentions. My gosh. You can't even hang a banner at a university without getting hollered at. You're supposed to ask for permission to hold her hand, touch her hand, kiss her. Is it okay to go ahead? Every step of the way, you've got to have permission.

Even if you look dreamily into her eyes, even if you hold her right hand after you ask her, Hey, is it okay if I hold you right hand in my right hand? You can still sigh a couple times, but I'm telling you, start whispering softly that her rosebud lips remind you of Cupid's bow. You are dead. Unless, of course, she's a listerated pepsom gum girl. Then go ahead and kiss her. The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network.

Coming up today on Pat and Stu. She probably has sent an email that was not top secret. That much we don't know it. No, I mean, yeah, you can't say that with any kind of certitude. No, but I expect that at the end of this investigation, we will learn she did send an email about coffee or yoga. I mean, I don't know if there was more than one, but probably one was not top secret. Look, if you attack her for that, I mean, it's just the one woman. Pat and Stu, weekdays at 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network.