Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Living on a Prayer

Episode Date: October 8, 2016

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Now, I see an interactive chart that I just saw that. It shows when and how you're most likely to die. And it's fascinating because, look, we all want to, I mean, maybe you don't want to live forever. Maybe you don't. But many people do. Right? Many people do. And so when you see the interactive charts on how you're most likely to die, you start reading,

hmm, wonder what's going on. Now, to create this chart, the scientists use data from the CDC's underlying cause of death database. They love the CDC's underlying cause of death database. It's a rather bleak collection of U.S. death statistics. And it's using information obtained from, you know, death certificates. So the database catalogs, death, based on age, race, gender, year, cause of death. Now, this chart asks you sex, race, and age. And then it tells you how you're most likely to die at what age you're at.

Right? So as I took this, it was fascinating to me. to see, you know, how long you're going to live. And if you're going to live that long. Now, scientists believe that you're going to, the person who is going to live to a thousand has already been born. Right? So I brought up the interactive chart.

Now, I'm a male, white. currently, you know, a hundred years old. I put that in there currently 100. Actually, I should do that, hold on. Currently, 100. The chart goes up to, the chart goes up to 99. So I'm 99 years old. I'm male, I'm white, I'm currently 99 years old, all right?

And it starts out, and the chart just starts at zero and works its way back to how long you're going to be alive. Now, if you're a male, white, and currently 99 years old, okay, you have a zero percent chance to still be alive at 100. But did I mention scientists believe that the person who is going to live to be a thousand has been born. But according to this, if you're a male white and currently 99 years old, you have a zero percent chance. of living to be 100 years old, which I would guess that that would mean any age that you are right now. Let's go to age 45. Male white, 45 years of old.

45 years old. Let's go through the chart. So let's pause it at 66 years old. I just paused it. If you're 45 now, by the time, you're 66 years old, you have a 71% chance of still being alive. That's not bad. 29% of you have already died.

Let's go back to live and stop at 75. 47% of you are still alive. That's pretty good. If you're 45 now, you're hanging in there, good. At 75. You've got a 50-50 shot. Uh-oh. Going down, going down, going down, going down.

93 years old. If you're 45 now, you have a 5% chance of living. to be 93 years old. And, of course, if you're 45 years old now, you have a 0% chance of living to be 100 years old. Amazing. Amazing. So, according to this chart, you're done.

Okay? You're done no matter what. Now, speaking of being immortal, the Rolling Stones released. a 10-second cut from a video of them playing in a studio talking about their new album expected out this year. They've been on tour. In March, they staged the first major concert by a Western rock band in Cuba.

They played for free for an estimated 500,000 people. Keith Richards, who one of my favorite memes over the past month has been. And it's time we figure out how to prepare the earth. I've got to find it now. It's talking about how Keith Richard is going to live forever. He's immortal. Keith Richards said a year ago that he and bandmates Mick Jagger, Charlie Watson, Ron Wood, plan to get back in the studio in 2016.

And oh, my gosh, they are. Now, the Stones are performing this weekend in Southern California at Old Cella. That's what the concert is dubbed at, because the lineup includes Paul McCartney, the Who, Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones. Now, I'm sure there's going to be plenty of nurses and doctors on hand. But it would be great to see these bands. There's no question, even if you have to roll them out in the wheelchairs, which you may have to do with some of them. But this is what's fascinating to me. All right. Ronnie Wood, 69 years old.

His wife, 38 years old, just had twins. Now, Ronnie has four adult kids from previous two marriages. That's fantastic. Now, I am, I mean, I had kids when I was, you know, close to 80 as well. I know how difficult it is because now you look back and you go, I just want to, I just want to sit in my wheelchair and be left alone. And you can't.

You can't. Now, fortunately for a person of Mr. Wood's stature, he can afford to have someone go play with his kids while he takes a nap in the wheelchair. That having been said on immortality, Mick Jagger, another bandmate of the Rolling Stap. Jones, expecting his eighth child at the age of 72.

And he's now of 73, or he will be 73 when the baby is born. Now, the Stones' Jagger's girlfriend is 29. God love him. I think Mick, I think the Rolling Stones are now, I mean, they are running neck and neck with Hugh Heffner as being heroes of mine. They are. Eighth child. eighth child. Now, Mick

is already a great-grandfather. His seven children from four different women range from 45 to 17 years of age. I mean, that is amazing.

And it was an accident. It wasn't planned. And so Mick is like, hey, you know, we're not. It's with ballerina, Melanie Hammerick, and look. Look, you know, she's great and everything, but we're not moving in with her or anything. We're not going to get married or anything. I'm busy.

Yeah, I mean, she can hang out for a while and go be pregnant and have the kid at all. But, yeah, no, I can't. We can't have anything to do that. No. I'm not kidding. I don't want to live with her. I don't. Oh, no, I can't.

I can't have the Canada to live. I don't want to live with her. I don't want to live with them. Look, I'll give you some cash. And if you want, you can, if you want, I know you live in New York now. You can come on out and, you know, I'll get your place in L.A. Because I like hanging out in L.A. More than I do, London.

I'm not around a lot. But when I am, I'm in L.A. You can get a place and hang out, maybe I'll stop by, you know, and I'll stop by and say hello. Now, Mick, whose girlfriend, did I mention she was 29? His oldest daughter, second daughter, Jade is 44. his older daughter, Karras, is 45. So did I mention that?

Look, it's neck and neck. I think it's neck and neck. The stones or Hugh Heffner could be my new heroes. And did I also mention that scientists believe that the The person who's going to be a thousand years old has already been born. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. The experts at web.com want to build your business a successful website for free,

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