Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Look Who's Hollering for Hilliary #H4H2016

Episode Date: April 25, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. So Hillary Rodham Clinton, running for the Democratic nominee for president in 2016, how old is she you ask? Oh, wow. She's 67. She'll be 68 in October. 69 by November 2016. However, if you were thinking, you might vote for her, but you just haven't been swayed yet.

but no person or persons have endorsed her. So you haven't been swayed to vote for you. You think you might. You know, I could vote for Hillary. I kind of like what I'm seeing, but I'm not sure. Well, this may change your mind. Hookers for Hillary. Hi, I'm Shelby Star, and I have some breaking news for you today

on my naked news. Dennis Hoff and the ladies of the Bunny Ranch family have officially announced the endorsement for Hillary Clinton for President of the United States of America. Prostitutes at Dennis Hoff's world-famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Legal Brothel, and Carson City, Nevada are banding together to announce their support of the Hillary Clinton

presidential campaign. Following Clinton's formal announcement, the sex workers launched their hookers for Hillary. Hillary Initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement. Four-point platform? Oh, my gosh. I wonder what the first one could be. Protecting health care reform. Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband's administration, envisioned health care reform. In the 1990s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law. The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance affordable for the first

time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hawke. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its repeal, the bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy. I bet. I bet they do.

Hookers for Hillary. Wait, there's there was a four point plan, right? That was the first point. Number two. Foreign policy experience. Oh, yeah. As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders.

And the bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier. The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe and the girls have a great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will. With her eye on the international way to take, the bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Services Columbia. prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail buys American. Yes, by making them bend to her will.

We can understand that. But wait, wait, that was, we heard health care reform. We heard foreign policy, but there were four points. What could number three be? Support for agencies that protect the public health. Nevada's mandatory testing of legal, prostitutes for sexually transmitted diseases is a successful example of effective government regulation.

While Republican candidates have questioned the need for agencies like health and human services and the Food and Drug Administration, the bunny's applaud Hillary's recognition of the fact that responsible government oversight is a key to protecting the public's health from widespread disease. Responsible government oversight. The Hookers for Hillary killing me. Responsible government oversight.

Have you all seen that? Wait, that was the third point. We've had health care reform, a foreign policy experience. We've had support for agencies that protect the public's health. But there was a four-point plan that Hookers for Hillary had.

Prevention of a return to supply-side economics. Oh, Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time, in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with the tax increase on the wealthiest Americans like brothel owner Dennis Hawth. The bunnies recognized that thriving economics are built from the bottom up where the vast majority of their clients originate. A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hardworking Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary

income to enjoy their favorite bunny. Well, there's the four-point plan from Hookers for Hillary. Hookers for Hillary. Is there more? For more information on our official endorsement, you can follow us at bunny wrench.com or follow Dennis on Twitter at at Dennis Hoff. Bye, everyone, and God bless America. Bye, everyone, and God bless America.

Best thing she said the whole thing. God bless America. Hookers for Hillary. So if you were, you know, if you're confused and you thought, boy, I don't know. I don't know if I can know to vote for Hillary or not. I hope that swayed you because it certainly swayed me to knowing who I was going to vote for. Hookers for Hillary. Yay.

Now, if you say to yourself, who would want to become a hooker? Oh, horrible. Well, fortune has given us the worst jobs of 2015 and the best jobs of 2015. Now, I'm looking at the 10 worst jobs of 2015, and hooker is not one of them. And the best of 2015 doesn't have Hooker either. So Gotta be somewhere in the middle, right? The worst job of 2015, take a guess

Take a guess what's number one And then I'll start, I'll count you down Gotten Down from number 10 Mail carrier Mail carrier is the number 10 Of the worst of 2015 Firefighter Really?

Taxi driver Corrections officer The worst job of 2015, mail carrier, firefighter, taxi driver, corrections officer. Coming in at number six, photojournalist. Yeah, horrible job. Number five, broadcaster. Yeah, yeah, that's a horrible gig. Actually, number four is a cook.

Number three, on the worst jobs of 2015. Enlisted military personnel. Yeah, that should tell you something. Number two, on the list of worst jobs of 2015, Lumberjack. And the number one, coming in at number one, on the worst jobs of 2015. Did you guess it? Newspaper reporter. You did?

Amazing. I did. I didn't guess newspaper reporter. Now the best. The best of 2015. What do you think is number one? Go ahead. I'll let you think about it a little bit because it's, you know, I kind of, you kind of can guess a couple of them probably pretty easily.

Number 10. We're counting down from number 10 on the best of 2015 from Fortune. Computer Systems Analyst. That's what I would have guessed was closer to one. Occupational therapist? That's a pretty good gig in today's world. Software engineer. There you go.

Number eight, I would have guessed that number one, probably. Dental hygienist. Really? Dental hygienist? Number seven is the best job in America? Okay. Data scientist. All of this. Computer systems analyst, software engineer, data scientist, biomedical engineer. Statistician. Yeah, you need statisticians taking all the numbers that come in. That's probably true.

Mathematician, right up there with statistician, taking all the numbers that come in because we've got so much information being gathered that you got to have someone kick it out. Number two, audiologist. That's what I do. I'm an audiologist. No, Jeff, you're a broadcaster. That's number five on the worst job. Oh, okay. And coming in at number one.

The number one job, according to Fortune. The best of 2015. Do you guess it? After you knew that computer system analyst, occupational therapist, forget that one. We'll just give you the ones that match up to number one. Computer systems analyst number 10. Software engineer number eight.

Data scientist number six. Biomedical engineer number five. Statistician, mathematician. Number one? Actuary. All numbers. All numbers, baby. So according to fortune, those are the best and worst of 2015.

Wow. The best gig for 2015 would be a... actuary. Someone who specializes in financial risk. Look around. We all know about financial risk.