Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "Lucy" Lines Up

Episode Date: September 26, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. America WK with your host, Andrew WK. Always questioning yourself the most. Then question others. But if people make you question yourself, then we can be thankful for them. Even if they do it in ways that are unpleasant. It's been said before, and I'll say it again, it is the speech that we most disagree with,

that we have to fight most passionately to protect. America WK, Saturday, 10 a.m. to noon on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay. Robots. First, we had a great story of a lady who sent her droid to wait in line to get her new iPhone 6. How tremendous is that? It's really cool looking kind of thing, too.

It was a little droid, had the screen on it, and she could tap into it from wherever she was at with her iPad. It was fantastic. She could check in. The people were cool with it. It was waiting in. line. It was very cool. Had her picture on it. And her little droid is waiting in line. Now, apparently

she had a little, you know, a little tent and a little thing set up so it didn't have to get wet because, you know, obviously it couldn't get wet. So we've got to figure out a way to, you know, waterproof that bad boy so it can weather some, weather the weather.

And very cool. She said the media company that she works for had a number of robots in the office, and she decided, hey, I want to do iPhone 6. We have to wait in line. I'm going to wait in line with my droid. Really kind of cool. And that is something that will be coming around the bend very, very soon. And, okay, people want to ban robots. They want to ban sex robots with artificial intelligence. then they have a company that says, hey, you can buy our robots, but you have to say no sex with our robots.

So A, we've got, they're saying that the sex with robots is almost here. Okay, almost here. But the world, they're talking about Roxy, which is the world's first sex robot. You know, look, there are plenty of, I guess they're not robots, they're more toys than anything, but they're life toys. Isn't that what a sex robot is, a life toy, that will be out soon? I mean, I would, I don't know, within a year will be just the simple sex robot. So what they're saying is these other people want to say, well, if it's got intelligence, artificial intelligence, we don't want to. that to be the sex robot.

Okay. And then the creators of Pepper, the emotional robot, have forbidden users from using it for sexual purposes. Okay. So I can buy Pepper, but I have to agree, nope. Who sex? All right. That's the deal you want.

That's the deal you get. Okay? All right. Happy to do it. But, and now I'm ticked too about at Samsung. They just released where they're going to have their new virtual reality glasses. Really cool, 100 bucks. However, my Samsung Galaxy S5 doesn't fit.

Okay? I was like, all right. Very cool. I got, it's 100 bucks. It's lighter. It's stronger. It's a little bit more durable. And I just, you know, the phone snaps into it.

My Samsung slaps into it. Oh, yeah, no, Jeff. Yours doesn't. Okay. You have to have the Galaxy Note 5, the S6 edge, the S6, the S6 edge. But your S5, yeah, no. That's not happening. I love my S5.

So I'm going to have to move up. It's because I want the virtual reality glasses. Some of you would say, Jeff, why do you don't even need the virtual reality glasses? I mean, that would be crazy. Uh-huh. And Target. Just had a big union battle warfare in New York, and they voted to form a union. Good for you.

Brooklyn Target stores forming a union, good for you. Because Target will just go to robots. They're already looking and investing into more robots to do more human jobs, more robots, more robots, unless humans. And if you've seen the Amazon warehouse, which is absolutely fascinating, there's a video, I'll find it and post it on my Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio and my Twitter at Jeff EMRA, of the video Amazon Warehouse at work with the robots and the people, real humans and real robots working together.

And it is fascinating. And that's what's going to happen, their target. So good for you. Congratulations for voting to go to the union. Because yay. Yay for you. Yay for you. We're going to be a union and we're going to make more money.

And you were going to pay us more money. And I saw where they just said that you chains in Washington. You're going to have to pay higher minimum wage, too. It still counts for you, and you're going to have to pay all kinds of money. Okay, no problem. Boy, wish we could use your help, but we don't need you anymore. We've got a robot. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Jay Severin. Good luck with your new lobbying firm, because that's what Vayner was always going to do. He was not going to leave Washington. He were 89 years old. He was going to leave Washington. He was just going to leave political office. He was going to leave a salary of $200,000 a year and make $20 million in his first years of lobbies.

Jay Severin, weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network.