Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Miller High Life & Johnny Walker Blue, keeping you young and light hearted longer

Episode Date: August 8, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Jay Severin. We could pull out the scoring sheet on Friday and say, okay, there was this, there was this, there was this, there was this, there was this. And who did best at those things? That's pre-analysis. That's how you learn and know and practice the business of politics. Jay Severin.

5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. I'm telling me, for two days now, I've sung nothing but 99 problems by Hugo. I can't get it out of my head. I posted it on my Facebook page this morning. I just been, I just, that's all I listen to. And then I stop listening because I don't want to listen to it anymore. I can't take it. Put it down. And then I, I stop.

And it's just at the moment, at the moment, I think it's not in my head. anymore. Bam! It's right back into it again, and I'm singing it. I don't know what. It's going to take another song to knock it out, but I can't. I hope, I know I'm not alone. I mean, you get a song in your head and it will not leave. And I try to stop it. I try to not listen to it. And then I go through a thing where I take the song and I just listen to it over and over again. I'll be driving home. And my drive home, I live like 18,000 miles away from Mercury Studios.

And so it's a little bit of a drive. And I just put the song on replay. I play it a thousand times, hoping that that will just burn it out so much that I just can't take it anymore. It doesn't work. What works is you just have to let it run its course. That's all.

And no, it's not 99. red balloons. According to my producer in New York, no, it's not 99 red balloons, 99 problems. Although something like that is what happens

to how you knock a song out of your head. Because you have a song in your head, and somebody, some Dingleberry New York says, 99 red balloons. And you go, no, of course not. It's not. 99 loof balloons.

And then there you go. It's a new song in your head, but that's not it. Because I just sang 99 lift balloons in the 99 Problems tune and melody. So it's not leaving my head soon. It's going to be at least another day. Probably the entire weekend. Probably the entire weekend. There's a couple of songs that I mean, I walk around, I have to put headphones on and just listen to it.

Because my kids and my wife are like, shut up. Look inside of Jeff Fisher for just a moment. I can't, I'm sorry, I just can't take it. It's just like overwhelming. And it doesn't have to be this song. It can be whatever song it is. And it's just there and it will not leave. Now, if you have a, you know, you can tweet me at Jeffrey MRA or, you know, post a comment underneath the song on Facebook.

Let me know how to get rid of it. How to, you know, what your deal is. If you have the same issue, I don't know if it's a medical issue. I don't know if it's some sort of mental health issue. Well, it most likely is a mental health issue. But I mean, I just, I can't take it. And I've had this ailment forever. So I'm not sure.

But I'm 150 in the wheelchair at the home. Someone will just pull the plug because they don't. They want me to shut up about 99. You know, like Agnes Fenton, I have a little tick with this story for a matter of fact. because Agnes Fenton is a super centurion. She's 100 and 10 years old. Okay? You want to know what her secret to longevity is?

Miller High Life, Johnny Walker Blue. Think about that. Three Miller High Lives a day, some Johnny Walker Blue. She's been doing that for 70 years. 70 years. Okay? She had a doctor tell her, you need to drink three Miller High Lives a day.

That was 70 years ago. And she said, that sounds like a pretty good idea. No, she said that's a prescription. Okay, I'll do it. And she's been doing it. Okay, so she lives to be 110, right? All right. So now her caregivers have decided, hey, she's not eating that much now.

She's got decreased appetite. So they're going to omit. They're taking her booze away from her. No. Do not do. That's cruel and unusual punishment. You let this woman do this for 70 years. And then she gets to be 110 and you're going to decide, oh, she's not eating that much.

She can't have her three Miller High Life to Johnny Walker Blue anymore. What? Those people should be run out of town. You let Agnes have her beer and her whiskey. Damn it. This is America. Beer and whiskey would you want it? Venezuela.

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