Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: New Outlooks on Sex

Episode Date: March 4, 2017

People are turning to virtual porn out of fear of the real thing, and one church has very strict guidelines for married couples regarding sex. Human contact is needed eventually, right?Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Every single one of them. I know I'm not talking about the special occult where you get drunk and have wild sex with ladies at the bathhouse. although it's pretty close sex is important too okay let's be clear all jokes aside

right you know I'm right and that's why we're going to run through some of these stories here just to let you know what's going on across America sexually teens and older adults in America are shifting to virtual sex

choosing pornography because it's less risky than actually having sex. Yeah, no kidding. In the study, the porn phenomenon, and who didn't read that word for word? The only area of growth area

why young and older men and women are turning to porn is because they believe a picture or a video is safer than the real thing. Now, while that is true, sooner or later, you need a little human contact in your life, don't you? Come on. Now, I realize that's where we're headed.

I know we are. I know we're going to not have any children anymore. We're going to be dying for the robots to make us have kids. We're going to be dying for, oh my God, those are the people over there that touch other people. Ooh. Oh, we don't want to deal with those people. Go the other way.

Seriously, I know we're headed that way. And I kind of don't blame you. I mean, in virtual reality, everything happens perfectly, right? You don't get turned down. You don't get said, oh, no, don't touch me. They're not an owl. Ow! Oh, sorry.

I mean, you don't get any of that, right? It's all perfect. And it all ends happy, happy, and then you can go and eat your TV dinner. I mean, it's all good. And so I get it. But we do have to have a little human contact from time to time. Don't you think?

I think so. But then, you have, this is why you have people like the Swedish politician who thinks that people would be happier with sex breaks at work. I could not agree more. However, that's not exactly what he's talking about. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, look, hey, I, hey, I'm not him. Now you think to yourself, oh, yeah, sex break at work.

Oh, yeah. And I'm thinking about sex break at work with Millie from accounting. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's what you're thinking of. I know. But he's not. He's talking about going home. He's talking about we don't spend enough time together as couples.

So you take a break during the day, go home, have a sec, come back to work. Okay. While that sounds good, I'll grant you. A, what's going to happen is it's going to be Millie from accounting. Okay. Yeah, we went home. Or it's going to be, yeah, I went home and I'm having someone with fun with my wife. I'm not coming back, so you lose productivity.

Or you get home and the wife says, yeah, not today. I had too much work to do. I stayed at work. Clean the house. It would be a good way to get the house clean, though. You do that, not the wife. Yep, I'm coming home, honey. Meet you there.

Honey, I'm here. Oh, man. You know what? I was on my way out the door, and my boss snagged me, and I had a meeting, and then I had to do this, and I'm so sorry. You're there? You might as well just clean the house, huh? I'd go over it, great, I think.

All right, I think it would go over great. Well, why don't you just clean the house, honey? And, of course, that brings on, you know, everybody thinking that they have great reasons the ultimate workout happens between the sheets. Sexer size. So you can read that on your own. I'm not going to go through these 657 reasons that under the between the sheets is great. I think you know most of them.

And then you have churches like the North Carolina church that has some different ways of thinking about sex and relationships. The word of faith fellowship members must follow strict, and in this story they consider it unusual rules, or risk severe punishment. Yeah, you need permission from leader Jane Whaley and other ministers to get married, and that can take months or even a year, before the newlyweds, are allowed to have, to have sex, you need permission.

And most relationships and marriages are arranged by Whaley and the ministers. So you don't get to choose. A, who you're going to get married and have sex with. B, once they pick Mary Beth, I think we all know what Mary Beth looks like. You can't even have a sex. You can't even think, well, okay, well, whatever. I mean, I'm here, and she's here.

All right, go ahead. You can't even do that. You got to wait for them to say, go ahead. So on their wedding night, couples are permitted only a godly peck on the cheek. When they get in bed together, they must roll over and go to sleep. Right. Did they check? I bet you they check.

I bet you the church of the church of no sex. What is this called again? the word of faith word of faith fellowship for all married couples love making is limited to 30 minutes no foreplay the lights must be turned off

and only the missionary position is sanctioned come on now I mean I'm all for the lights being off trust me but come on now come on now word of

is her name again word of faith fellowship come on now It killed me. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets.

Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, You need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913-gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call.

1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases. So buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653.