Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: No Pop in my Bubble Wrap, What?!

Episode Date: July 11, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. You probably have this in the back of your mind as well, even if you're somebody who believes in a secure border. If you don't buy into all this media stuff, there is probably a part of you that could at least recite the talking points. That's successful propaganda when it exists in your brain without you even knowing it. And you say, well, this is immigrant, illegal immigrant, illegal alien actually. See, I just did it. I was not even intending to do that. to 2DM Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. Now, if you want to know why America,

the one and only United States of America, as we know it, is over. Up is down, down is up, inside is out, out is inside. Love is hate, peace is war, lies are truths. Want to know why it's over? Because there's a brand new eye bubble wrap, bubble wraps that don't pop.

What have we come to? I was a gasp. I actually had a package come with the new eye bubble. And it is very, very disappointing. That's unbelievable. Now, the original bubble wrap started in 1960. But now they've rolled out the eye bubble wrap. and they're rolling it out because they can ship out the plastic in flat rolls.

And then you have a little machine in the burst of air pressure is applied. A little air pump and fills them up. But to do that, to do that, to do that, you lose the pop. And they're saying, hey, it's cost effective. And we can't ship the bubble wrap too very far because it's not cost-effective. And people, here's an idea for you, okay? Don't lose the bubble wrap. That's my new hashtag.

Bubble wrap lives. Bubble wrap, bubble wrap life matters, okay? Don't lose the pop. Don't lose the pop. They've already lost the pop. I bubble. I bubble wrap. It's unbelievable.

It's a sad day. Sad, sad day in America. when you're going to have wrapping come, plastic wrapping with air in it. That looks like bubble wrap. But it isn't, and it doesn't pop. Over. Over. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

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