Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: No Power, No Problem & Apple Watch Tattoo Snafu

Episode Date: May 2, 2015

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The Jeff Fisher Show. I talk about that on this show. I'm just talking to, you know, the people that actually work for this program that do work in New York, not like me who just sit here and, you know, talking to a microphone with the people who run things. I'm talking about the new Tesla battery, which, of course, I mean, come on, who doesn't want one of those for the house? I don't care how big that thing is. Back that thing into the side of the house. Let's go. If it's going to save me power money and say, and I can.

use it as the battery so that if it has if I store too much I can sell it back. Oh, the power companies are going to be real happy about that. But I'm all for these new Tesla power packs. Yes. Yes, I am. I want it. Tesla energy, baby. Okay?

I'm all for it. Elon, you're the man. Okay? Okay, how many you and your boy put rockets up into space? You build your little cars? It's fine. Give me the power from my house. All for it.

So we're talking about the Tesla energy, and my boy, Aaron, I really like those Teslas. Those are nice. I'd like to drive one. Yeah, they were nice. They brought him here to the studios. When did that happen? I did not talk about that on the show?

Yeah, I did. We drove it here. You should go to our YouTube channel. YouTube slash the Blaze. Perhaps it's there. Love the Tesla. I see him down in driving in this neck of the woods here in Los Galinas and Dallas, Texas, home of Mercury Studios. See the Tesla's, there's people with quite a bit of money in this neck of the woods.

And there's some brand new spanking cars driving around that I see all the time that are really, really nice. Nice. And the Tesla is really, really, you know, we're so. close to the driverless cars. We're talking about, and you're going to be on the grid, and you know, you're going to be shit, you know, it's all, you know, it's all for the greater good, right? We're talking about the same thing with the state taking your kids and the power cars and you're drivingless cars.

We've talked about it on this program before. You know, that's what it's going to be is going to be out there. And you, the person who says, I'm not doing it. I still want to drive. I still love to drive. Uh-huh. Well, you're not going to be able to. Oh, you can own a ranch somewhere with 8 billion acres, and you can drive on that if you want.

But you come out into a public property out of the state. No. We need to be control of that because you are unsafe driver. Okay? Yeah. So just be ready for that. But I was actually looking at what made me think about the future. is that, so I've got all these future stories.

We've got to do a little bit of the Facebook post for the law, which is great. We've got the new drone vandalism and they're using drones to vandalize things. I'm really surprised we haven't seen drones in Baltimore, to be honest with you. When they start riding in my city, I want them to use drones. fly the drones, drop the tear gas, move on, save the police. You don't want police in your neighborhood? Fine. No police in your neighborhood.

No problem. But if you go past this street here, we have drones that are dropping tear gas and we don't want you to go any farther than that right there. Okay. That's what's coming. Get ready for it. I'm telling you, that's what's coming. And that's what you're going to get with the National Police Force. And where have I seen that before?

The National Police Force. Where have I seen that before? Somewhere. Somewhere. I'll figure it out. I'll figure out where I've seen it before. I can't figure it out, though, where I've seen the National Police Force and take over the country and just make everybody safer. Where have I seen that before?

Anyway, when I figured out, I'll let you know. And as we see all of this, all of the great things of the future, we see the Apple Watch performing. People love it. unless you have a tattoo, then it screws it up. Can't have a tattoo. And nobody has a tattoo in today's world, huh? So I'm sure it can't affect very many of those watches. But don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. Then I see a story about a portable washing machine that doesn't need any electricity. And this thing is actually really cool. I mean, as long as I'm not the one having to use it. But it's a little tub. You set the clothes, and it's almost like a salad spinner for clothes. You all remember the salad spinner, right? You bought one off the infomercial.

You know you did. Don't look at me like you don't know what a salad spinner is. Don't look at me like you threw it away two years ago thinking, man, I thought this was going to be a cool thing. And it sat in your cupboard for three years after you used it twice. Don't look at me like you didn't get a salad spinner. And that's probably what's going to happen with the portable washing machine. But it's really cool that you could use on trips,

or say if there was a time when something happened that, there wasn't any electricity. Yeah. That's never going to happen, though. Never going to happen. We're always going to have that. Let's say there's a time when you have electricity, but it's so expensive. You try to ration as much as you can, or maybe even the state is rationing it for you

because they know what you need better than you do. Then you have this little portable washing machine. And you put it in and it has a foot pump and a release for the water that you put it in there. It's really cool. And it has, it's a, clean around six or seven garments. And it just pumps. Huh? Really cool.

I'm going to tweet this out for the days of no electricity. And you just pump it and it's a salad spinner for your clothes. It gets clean. Nice. Rinse it off. It's really, it's really kind of cool. I kind of like it. I mean, I like it if somebody else was going to do it.

I don't know that I want to do it very much. I'll be honest with you, but I guess we could. I guess we could. You don't. Nah, never mind. You don't want to use it.

It's too much work. Just use electricity. Use it all. All right, big day at the Blaze Radio Network today. Pure O Pelka coming up right after my show in about 30 minutes on the Blaze Radio Network. He moves to the two big hours today. And then Andrew W.K. Right after that, 10 to 12 on the Blaze Radio Network.

Network. Michael Peltke, I believe, is going to be giving away helium heart-shaped balloons with his face on it today. So, whew, that's something to look forward to, huh? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.