Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Nutty for Knitting

Episode Date: January 16, 2016

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Again, 1-800-6-6. 68639-10. Call now. A self-proclaimed textiles enthusiast. You know, in Amsterdam, of course. Mother of two sons, her son reaching puberty. We used to cuddle all the time, but those days are becoming scarce. This was the impetus behind my project. My project was to knit a,

a life-sized version of my son. Uh-huh. Because I used to cuddle him and hug him. And now that he's going through property, he doesn't want to do that anymore. So I knitted a life-sized version of my son so I could just cuddle with it. Okay. Thanks, Mom. Love you too. maybe we ought to, I don't know, have mom checked out a little bit. I don't know, that's a little weird, just a little weird. I'm pretty sure you could, I don't know, knit a pillow. You could even, now that I'm talking about it out loud, right? I mean, there's robot dolls, there's blow-up dolls, there's real dolls.

What the hell? She's knitting a life-size thing. The only problem is that it's ever-scent. son, right? If it was somebody else, it wouldn't be the so weird. So, I mean, it's a little freaky that it's the sun, but other than that, not the hell. And we have sad news, breaking news about the circus. Did you know that the elephants are going to be retired from the Ringling Brothers Circus? The Ringling Circus, Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus ending its elephant acts.

and they're ending it early. They had decided that they were going to end it a couple years from now, and yet now they've pulled the plug. Are you kidding me? How do you have, I mean, what are they just, they're just going to be like the Ringling Brothers in Barnum and Bailey, Cirque de Soleil? Right?

No, elephants. Come on. And I didn't realize this, but there's, cities are passing anti-circass and anti-elephant ordinances. Wow. Amazing. So you get to go see them, though. They're going to be in their 200-acre center for elephant conservation. And that's, you know, in between Tampa and Orlando in Florida.

Out there in Lakeland somewhere. The Elephant Conservation Center. Feld Entertainment. It's where all the elephants are going. They just open up a zoo, an elephant zoo, and you get to go see them there. but a circus without elephants. I don't know. I don't know.

Doesn't sound like a circus. Plus, they used to go into the cities and give away all the elephant dung or fertilizer. Plants will die. Plants are going to die because elephants are not coming to your city. It's a sad day in America. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare.

It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. and at the worst possible time. Call American Residential Warranty right now.

For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day. Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1-800-6-6-39-10. That's 1-800-6-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6-6-6-39-1. 910. Call now.