Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "Owensboro, I Love Ya!"

Episode Date: May 7, 2016

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All right, let's do sweaty money. All right, listen up. If you have a business and you say, hey, I have a product to sell, I'm going to open a business. And I want people to come in and buy my product. But you get tired of taking nasty, sweaty money. money. So what do you do? Do you, I don't know, create a sweaty money jar where it can dry out for a while and tell people, hey, you can pay me but put it in that and we'll dry it out for a little

while? Do you just take it and send it off to the side once you take it? Or do you say, we're not going to take it anymore? Well, a store in Owensboro, Kentucky decided that it's a tobacco shop said that, decided that, you know what, we're not going to take sweaty money anymore. And they put a sign on the door. And they said on the sign due to rising temperatures, we will not be accepting boob or sock money. The manager, Cindy Collins, had this to say. Some of them like to bring me some soggy money. They dig deep into their not-so-called pockets.

to bring me some nasty money that we just don't want to accept anymore. Oh, now, Cindy, you're the manager of the joint, right? So, really, I mean, does the owner have a say? Because I get it. You don't want to touch the nasty, sweaty money. However, the bank, I don't think matters where the money comes from, does it, Cindy? Money is nasty anyway, but we don't want to accept money that's been, sweaty or in places that you normally wouldn't put money at.

But these people normally do put their money there. How many of you? How many of you say, hey, I'm going to go out. I would have put my money in my stock. All right. I mean, Owensboro must have a... I don't know. I don't want to say what I was going to say.

I edited myself. You should be proud. you can't come on there's just it can't be that bad of a thing can it is it a is it a homeless thing i mean if you're homeless that's where you put your money right in your sock uh you know is the tobacco shop a long stripper row so you you know have boob and undy money but they don't walk around in that in those outfits that's where you put the money during the I mean, that's where I'm told that you put the money during the dance. I don't know that.

Wow. Don't look at me like that. I'd actually know where to put the money in the strip club. Anyway, I find it fascinating that more and more businesses are struggling every day. And this is going to be the beginning of, I mean, this is just a crazy manager that says she doesn't want to take nasty sweaty money anymore. I got it. So she's going to put up her sign and she got some, she got some, you know, some press

with her due to rising temperatures, we will not be accepting boob or sock money sign on the door. But it is going to be one of the little tidbits on the road to we don't, we don't need cash anymore. Just use plastic or the chip in your arm.

Cash is dirty. It's nasty. But then I mean, well, they're going to due to rising temperatures, we will not be accepting boom or sock cards. Credit cards must remain dry at all times. And man, you want to talk about putting some people out of business, out of tip money. You're talking about dancers. I mean, people aren't putting debit cards or prepaid debit cards into the underwear straps and on the boob straps of the dancers.

Are they? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think they are. Oh, Owensboro, I love you. I love you. Oldsboro, Kentucky. The experts at web.com want to bill your business a successful website for free.

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