Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Pancake Patty-cake - we all melt down!

Episode Date: July 25, 2015

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The owner is an absolute lunatic and screamed in the face of my almost two-year-old child. BC, she was crying. Because she was crying. I got it. Okay. Who in their right mind would behave like this unless you are deranged? You have a problem with a child crying? Then you are not suitable to run a business. If it bothered you so much, you should have spoken to me and not traumatized my child by screaming in her face. May karma bite you in the A. At-a-ensigmia. So this couple with their child goes into a restaurant, Marcy's diner.

And the kid is crying. Now, Marcy, of course, responded. It all started because your party needed three full-sized pancakes to this two-year-old. Three effing pancakes at Marcy's. I believe right there should have told me. you were ignorant. I will say that Marcy does seem there's an interview that I would have liked to have played for you with her first news report.

Marcy does seem nice. It's a cash-only restaurant. It's probably one of the little hipster places to go to. And that's what Hubby said. He spent some time there and he said, hey, this is really this nice place and it's busy. It's one of the local spots that you go to because it's, you know, the locals know about it. They go there. It's kind of cool.

and I'm sure that her full-sized pancakes at Marcy's are, you know, the size of a table. And, you know, the regulars know that. So the original story was that when they said the three for the kid, the waitress was like, you know, you want to rethink that? And the parents were like, no. Anyway, yeah, the waitress even, I'll just read Marcy's post here on her Facebook page, okay? Three effing pancakes at Marcy's. I believe right there should have told me you were ignorant.

The waitress even told you there was an issue. issue with three full-sized pancakes from Marseys. But no, you want them for a effing child. Whatever. I have a very small space, both on my grill and in my diner. So it takes a moment. So when things get busy, we wait. After your fourth attempt to shut her up, I asked you to pack up either your rotten

child or take the so important pancakes to go. But no. You just sit there and let your effing screaming kid go and piss off my staff and my patrons. F you. And guess what? She shut the F up after I yelled from five feet away. I was in your stupid husband's face I was in without any things hanging down. I have a business to run.

And yes, I am effing crazy. And you were lucky I didn't get really effing nuts because she. Because physical contact is not something I cower from. Male or female. Your lesson today. Not everyone thinks you and your family are all that. At least none at Marcy's diner. I add another post.

Hey, yesterday got really very interesting when a table allowed their two-year-old to get three full-sized pancakes. But it takes a minute on a busy Saturday. So after waiting for them to be able to be cooked, this one almost sounds like she took her medication. The first one sounds like she hadn't taken the medication. Second one here sounds like, oh, I took my medication. It's a little bit easier. Hey, yesterday got really interesting when a table allowed their two-year-old to get three full-sized pancakes.

Pre-medication? Three effing pancakes at Marseys? I believe right there she told me you were ignorant. The waitress even told you there was an issue with. three full-sized pancakes or Marseys. But no, you want them, yep, for an effing child. Whatever. Hey, yesterday got really, post-medication.

Hey, yesterday got really interested. When the table allowed their two-year-old, you get three full-sized pancakes. That takes a minute on a busy Saturday. So after waiting for them to be able to be cooked, the child must be hungry. She gets cranky. Suggestion from non-parent. Bring them snacks. Cheerios are good.

You can leave them in your pocket for effing ever. It's still a lot, but the meds are just kicking in. Well, anyway, the kid wails for at least 40 minutes, because you see the three pancakes are in the middle of the table where she cannot reach, and perhaps she wants some. And I said, does table five have a check? Pretty loudly. If this business means time to go.

But nope. They sit. The child continues to scream. So I brought over boxes for the all-important three full-sized pancakes and omelets. No one is eaten because they're too busy talking and ignoring their screaming child and said either of all of you need to go or just her. Pointing to the beast. That for a moment someone was actually paying attention to her for it to be, she was silent.

Pointing to the beast. I go back to the grill because we're effing busy. and sure is crap, she starts wailing again. They sit, ignoring the screaming. For another 10, maybe 15 minutes go by. It doesn't stop. They don't get it. The dude sitting behind me and behind me and five leaves.

Well, the demon snarled at top volume. That needs to stop. Pointing directly at the rotten child. Shocked. They said, did you? just yell at a child? Yep, sure did. Shut her up, too.

Why is it okay for that kid to disrupt the experience of 75 people when mommy or daddy could have taken it outside? Good parents do that. Ask Austin or the Ross Girls. Good parenting makes great kids. Good luck, lady, with that monster. Good thing I thrive on hate. She made it possible for two plus dozen blueberry.

one plus raspberry and a few pumpkin from yesterday and a dozen each brown cow and fennie apple and brie omelet triple berry pancakes see ya okay now you want to be on the gross you want to be on the restaurant side right i mean we've all been an experience with our own children that are acting up in restaurants and it's embarrassing for you you don't want it to happen and you want to set you know set an example and you want to also have a, you know, a teaching moment, right? Now, there are times. And one of the things that I think is important for parents, and this is just a parenting tip from Jeff Fisher, you take it for what it's worth.

But, you know, if you don't take your children out a lot, I think you run into more of a problem. So because they don't realize how they should act, because you let them run crazy in the house. So I'm almost, I want to be on the restaurant. on the front lady's side. However, Marcy does seem to have an issue. I mean, I think there could have been a better way. And I'm sure Marcy, everybody, you know, loves Marcy and congratulating her, the crying two-year-old, because we've all been around

kids that act up and parents that just won't fix the problem. And it's agonizing. And And everyone waits for somebody else to say something. Nobody wants to be the one to say, hey, beast, shut up. Nobody wants to be the person to go up to the apparel. Excuse me, could you please for the love of all that's good and holy, shut your child up? No one wants to be that person. And Marcy is not afraid to be that person. It's her restaurant.

She still believes that she's living in America and is able to talk to people the way she wants to because it's her place of business. That's so cute. Such a cute little antiquated thought. She'll learn. She'll learn. Somebody will teach her that she can't do that. She can't. And she has to wait and be nice to everybody.

Right? Right. Anyway, so I'm kind of torn here. However, it does seem that Marcy goes between medications too long. She may want to follow that regimen as doctor ordered. If she is following it, the regimen of the way the doctor ordered, perhaps we need to discuss a new regiment. Because it does seem that Marcy gets a little carried away and breakfast is busy and she's going crazy. Maybe she forgets to take her meds.

And then, you know, the next thing you know, a beast. Shut up! Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.