Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Porn Hub

Episode Date: February 3, 2016

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Again, 1-800-6-86-39-10. Call now. Teens and older adults in America are shifting to virtual sex. Choosing pornography because it's less risky than actually having sex, according to a new survey of porn in America. The study, the porn phenomenon. The only area of growth area of why young and older men and women turning to porn is because they believe a picture or a video is safer than the wrong. real thing. Huh?

Now, the frightening thing about that is that while, you know, you can believe that and that's, you know, okay, I got it, and I understand it, you do lose the, uh, that whole human companionship, information, communication thing with another human. So the farther we get away from that, Look out, have fun. Right? Now, portions of the secrets and the porn phenomenon. We're going to get the full report in April.

We will be covering that here on the Jeff Fisher program, the full report of the porn phenomenon. This is just, so this might not even be right. You know how they throw out study stuff, and then they give you a headline, and then actually it didn't say that in the study? So we'll watch out for that and see if that's actually. actually true.

Speaking of porn, though, there was a big story earlier. Speaking of porn, there was a big story earlier this week where there was a big funeral in Great Britain, and they had all the people there, and they were, it was sad. The funeral of the father and son, car crash, I'm trying to remember the story now. was a father and son who died in the car crash and uh he had they had a baby born by C-section from the wife in the car crash it was just horrible just I mean it's just horrible it's and uh so they had the joint funeral and everybody was there and crying and said they were going to show a uh you know a memory video of the father of the son and the family and uh

The feature man is facing the crowd and says, you know, let's roll the remembrance video. They push play and it's just some porn movie. So sad. All these people ready for this video. There's just a big porn shoot going on. And it lasted for like, you know, they said it took like three or four minutes to get somebody in there and stop it. And they were. a wound up

and I don't blame them at all but it is something that I haven't experienced that before so might be glad I'm glad but we do have some news

remember last weekend we had the big Jonas right the storm the storm up the east coast and it's going crazy we were concerned heck it got really worse later

Saturday for a lot of the East Coast. So I mean, just getting started. People, while when my broadcast was on last week, people were like, there's nothing going on. They shut down all the transportation. There's nothing happening. And then six hours later, they're, you know, snowed in. But the porn site, porn hub compiled data over the weekend.

And noticed a huge spike in porn. usage in the areas that were the most snowed in. That makes sense, right? Boston, New York, Philadelphia, all saw huge spikes in porn viewing on Porn Hub. Right? Boston was up, you know, 8% on Saturday, 6% Friday and New York was up 9% on Saturday. Philadelphia, Philadelphia Friday and Sunday were busy days for Philadelphia. However, the city that broke through the roof.

Yes, the place that was blasting porn hub. Up 22% on Friday, up 21% on Saturday, up 25% on Sunday, Washington, D.C. So congratulations to all the people in Washington, D.C. that are snowed in and working for working for me, working for you, working for us in our capital. Nothing else to do. Hey, let's just watch porn. So congratulations to Washington, D.C. for breaking through that. It's an important thing.

So I'm reading an article that says they have a list of asexual stars who shun sexual intimacy. And, you know, I mean, we've all heard the stories and how, you know, people who, you know, say, hey, I don't want to have sex. And it's for energy purposes. And, you know, I mean, you know, the arguments for the monks and the priests. and, you know, people trying to, you know, better themselves and reach a higher plane of living all abstain from sex. And, you know, I mean, in the documentary, Rocky, I believe Mick, the trainer said it best when he said women weaken legs. Very important, right? No sex.

Women weaken legs. So I start clicking through the slide, Joe, and I think, well, I just have to do this on the air because it's fascinating to me. So these stars who are asexual or are they pretending to be. Because Morrissey writes about his 90s relationship with photographer Jake Owen, Walters, in his autobiography. The former singer of the Smith has said he is celibate. He wrote out his fan site, unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am humosexual. I'm attracted to humans, but of course not many.

Lady Gaga? Okay, you know, she said you'd think that her sexy role in the American Horror Story Hotel, Lady Gaga, would be pretty sexually adventurous. Yet Gaga told MTV.com, I can't believe I'm saying this. Don't have sex. It's not really cool anymore to have sex all the time. It's cooler to be strong and independent. It's okay not to have sex. It's okay to get to know people.

I'm celibate. Celibus, he's fine. And then she got engaged in Taylor Kinning. So she moved on from that whole, that whole celibate thing. Janine Garofalo. You can go ahead and write your own jokes with Janine. But she considers herself asexual. It often talks about it in her stand-up act.

I don't have a fear of intimacy. I have a sort of genuine lack of interest. Okay. Carl Lagerfeld. And this picture of Carl Lagerfeld that I'm looking at is a tremendous picture of Carl. And those of you that are splashing yourself with fufu juice from Carl Lagerfeld and want to smell that Lagerfeld aroma through the house. Remember that the German fashion designer Carl Lagerfeld reportedly renounced sex after his partner

or Jacques de Basheur passed away in 1989. I actually didn't know that. Lagerfeld owns a red point-bormann cat, which he said he would marry if it were legal. Okay, easy, Carol. You know the family is like, holy crap, he's going to give everything to the cat. Richard Simmons, love Richard.

Exercise guru Richard Simmons calls himself a loner and lives in the Hollywood. hills with two maids and his Dalmatians. Richard claims there are sacrifices you have to make. I don't have a lot to offer one person. I have a lot to offer to a lot of people. Thank you, Richard. Appreciate it.

Love you. Tim Gunn. I love Tim Gunn from Project Runway. Tim is great. And he claims that, But he's gay, but he hasn't been in a romantic relationship in over 30 years. So, and he's talked about this several different places. And he's a couple, the last time I think he was, he's getting tired of talking about it.

He's, I mean, I don't know Tim and I wish I would love to meet him. I love Project Runway. I'm forced to watch it, but I, you know, look, I am fashion. I think we all know that. I mean, you watch the Blaze Television Network, you know, I am fashion. It's clearly. It's clearly. And I would love to meet Tim.

And he just, the one interview he talked about, look, I just, I don't have time. I haven't found anybody that he was in some big relationship, you know, 30 years ago. And I guess I guess it broke his heart. Broke his heart. So he wanted to, he's just kind of moved on from that for now. He's too busy and he's not worried about it. And, you know, good for him. Good for him.

Ralph Nader, political activist, born in 1934, never married. He told the colleague in the 70s that he either had to have a wife or a career. He couldn't handle both. There's no wife in his world. So he took the career, right? Mike Skinner. of a British band The Streets has publicly stated that he is asexual. But he did get married in 2010 after his wife birthed their daughter in 2009.

In this story, it says, fun fact, sometimes asexual people have sex, get married, and have children. Sun Ra. American jazz musician Sun Ra was known for his experimental music and cosmic fun. philosophy. He led a life of no indulgences, eating very little food, not partaking in recreational drugs, and reportedly never having sex. He's dead. He died at 79 in 1993. So he lived a pretty good life. Right. Right. He did. Yes. Emily Autumn, glam rock singer, violinist, uses humor, and sexuality in her shows to mock things that are going on socially and politically.

But offstage, she has described yourself as as asexual. She said that she doesn't have anything against sex, however. No. No. I don't want to don't make me think that you have anything against it. Paula Poundstone, ooh, in this picture, Paula,

you've had a little too much work done, baby. I've met Paul Poundston a couple of times and she's actually pretty funny in person. And she's funny on stage. No question. She's got some good bits. But I think she's adopted kids and stuff because this story talks about, she identifies as asexual and says that not being interested in sex is a huge time saver. I mean, that's a

Paula Parnstone joke, but I think she's adopted kids or something. I don't see. I got to look Paula. Anyway, this picture of Paula has got to be, I don't know how old it is, but she's, since the last time I've seen Paula, which has probably been 10 years ago. ago, maybe, maybe 15 years ago, she's had some serious work done, Paul. Take it easy, baby. Nickel Tesla, don't be fooled by the scientist. Tesla is believed to have been asexual and celibate for his entire life. Wow. I didn't know that about Tesla. And that's a perfect example of using the energy that your body has for a higher purpose. Right? I mean, that's a good argument for that, to stay asexual.

Now, those of you that are married with children, just consider yourself, you know, I don't know, happy American good enough, happy earthling that has sex, and you can look at all the people that don't have sex and just shake your head and go, I'm not sure why they would do that. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio, Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for

the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible, time. Call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day. Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to

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