Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Ridiculous Riddles For The Kids

Episode Date: September 26, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Don't miss, Pat and Stew. A hundred years ago, there was nothing we could do about heat wave, except stay away from fat, smelly, sweaty relatives. Now we can... Today, that would be, except stay away from Jeff. Yes, stay away from Jeff. Now we can do this magic thing called condition the air.

Condition the air. What? Yeah, 35,000 window air conditioners cost about $2.5 million. Pat and Stu. Weekdays at 5 p.m. on the Blaze Radio Network. I've got a lot of great stories to get to yet today. I mean, I haven't even scratched the surface. But look, it's, look, you're going into the week.

It's the weekend. You're going into the weekend. You're going to the week. It's climate chaos. It's super moon. You know, everything. The world's going to hack. You're going to be running around with your kids if you have children.

And you're going to want to, you know, keep them entertained. So here's a couple of jokes for the kids. Just, you know, just before we get back into actual. real stories. Just take these with you for you and the kids. When you're driving around today and you think,

boy, my kid needs to smile. Here you go. What does a buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bye, son. What do you call a cow that doesn't give any milk? A milk dud. Where do animals go when they lose their tail?

The retail store. How do you get a tissue to dance? get a little boogie in it. Where did the car go to jail? Oh, no, why did the car go to jail? It was charged with batteries. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef, of course.

And when you're not driving around with the kids and you think, come on, little Billy needs a smile. Ask him, hey, Billy. How does a train eat? It goes two-two. And then you and the kid has something to laugh about together, okay? You're welcome. You're welcome.

And when your kid says, oh, man, dad, mom, those are bad. You can say, yeah, well, come up with one yourself then, kid. I'm doing the best I can here, all right? What do you call it, Kyle, that doesn't give any milk? I call it a milk, duh, okay, kid? All right. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.