Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Rolling The Dice

Episode Date: March 19, 2016

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I know that this is audio, not video. So, I'll go through it for you. Because these ads drive me insane. The calming music. Comfortable, happy photos, after a struggle with a headache photo, or whatever the product. is supposed to fix. You know that. It's fascinating to me that in this commercial, unless they go to full screen with the pictures or many videos, they're showing you this on the side of dice.

So I guess it's a roll of the dice if it's going to work or not, I guess. Okay, so the beginning and throughout the commercial, you're shown the Botox logo and underneath the real name, the Anabotentolomoxin A injection, or just the Botoxone logo. And I love how they produce them. They really, these companies know how to produce these commercials. Botox for chronic migraines. They remind you on the screen that the lady walking her dog, a patient portrayal. The female voice begins, living with chronic migraines feels like each day is a game of chance.

I wanted to put the odds in my favor. So my doctor told me about Botox. The screen changes, middle of the screen in capital letters, chronic migraine. Bottom of the screen, smaller letters. Botox is not approved for adults with migraine who have 14 or fewer headache days a month. Still the female voice, an FDA-approved treatment that significantly reduces headache days for adults with chronic migraine 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more. Screen change. Middle of the screen, all caps.

Prevent headaches and migraines before they start. Bottom of the screen, small letters. Botox prevents an average of eight to nine headache days of migraine, probable migraine days a month versus six to seven for placebo. Still the female voice. It's shown to prevent headache and migraine. Middle screen change, all caps, once every 12 weeks. Still female voice before they start,

and it's injected by my doctor once every 12 weeks. Male voice now. Happy outdoor picks on screen. The effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. Bottom screen change, smaller letters. Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. The male voice continues. Alert your doctor right away is difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness can be signs of life-threatening condition.

Happy family pick on screen. Bottom screen change, smaller letters. Allergic reactants conclude rash, welts, asthma symptoms, and dizziness. Male voice continues. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue, and headache. Rotating happy family vacation and sleeping picks on screen, don't take Botox if there's a skin infection. Bottom screen change, smaller letters, including ALS, Lou Gehry's disease,

my asthma Gravis and Lambert Eaton syndrome. The male voice continues. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, and medications including anaboxone. And these may increase the risk of serious side effects, rotating happy family picks and comfortable sleeping on the screen. Bottom of the screen, change, smaller letters, prescription only, see or adding good housekeeping. They give you a toll-free number two. Female voice with the happy human gathering in the park, all smiles pick, mini videos. Put the odds on your side.

Visit Botox Chronic Migraine.com. Learn how to save on your treatment. Screen has the website, a Visa Bank card, entitled Saving Card. Bottom of the screen has the company logo of Allergan and Company Info. Female Voice still talk to a headache specialist today about Botox. Unbelievable. Because it sounds like there's not a lot of people who's going to help. That's just me.

I'll give you my disclaimer. It may very well help some people. You know that. But I personally just love how they put the commercials together. And they tell you all that could go wrong, they give you all the disclaimers, and they're making you feel like nothing is going to happen but a beautiful life after you take it.

Everything about the ad. Nothing is going to happen but a beautiful life after you take it. But while they're telling showing you that, They're telling you what the disclaimers are and what the problems could be. Now, knowing all that, actually, I think that might turn into my new disclaimer. If while listening, you experience difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness, it may be signs of life-threatening condition. Alert your doctor right away.

If you feel the urge to continue listening, do so at your own risk. as it may be the thing that prepares you for the afterlife. That is, I think that's my new disclaimer. Now, listen to the ad again, knowing all that stuff is going on. It is, just remember, think to yourself how good it is. And I'll remind you what's going on, you know, the happy picks on the screen. It's unbelievable to me how they do it. I love it. I love it.

They do a fantastic job. All right, Botox. Living with chronic migraine feels. Like each day is a game of chance. I wanted to put the odds. Lady walking her dog is a patient portrayal. So my doctor told me about Botox. An FDA approved treatment that significantly reduces headache days for adults with chronic migraine.

15 or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more. It's shown to prevent headaches and migraines before they start. And it's injected by my doctor once every 12 weeks. Effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. Mailed the bottom of the screen. Patients with these conditions before injection are. Highest risk. Eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life-threatening condition.

Happy family pick on the screen. Reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue, and headache. Don't take Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, and medications including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Put the odds on your side. Visit Botox Chronicarmac.com to learn how to save on your treatment. Talk to a headache specialist today about Botox.

Yes. Talk to them today. That is unbelievable. I, for me, I don't want to shoot Botox in my for headaches. What about making your face tight? Yeah, not for that either. Now, the networks, as long as we're on commercials, the networks are going to air the Botox commercial,

but they have a hard time airing the Lane Bryant ad. Delane Bryan had this body campaign that shows women, well, naked. You assume they're naked. I mean, the shots they show you on the screen make it appear that they're actually naked. They probably are, but you don't see everything. You just know that they're naked. Now, the horror, and a lot of the, you know, a lot of the women are in underwear, and they're, you know, they've got clothes on,

and they're showing their stomach and their midrift and their legs. just like any model ad. But the horror of this ad, the women are not Victoria's Secret models. They're large women. I mean, I'm sorry. Full-figured women that look a lot like everyday women we see throughout America every stinking day.

I mean, that's what Lane Bryant was so upset about as they tweeted claiming that NBC and ABC refused to air the positive body image commercial featuring, and did I say large? I meant plus size models. Now, according to Lane Bryant

spokesman, both networks rejected the spot as is. NBC said it would need minor edits to meet broadcast indecency guidelines. What? Not NBC spokesman vehemently. That's in the story, too. Vemently denied Lane Bryant's claims

saying they were untrue. As part of the normal advertising standards process, we reviewed a rough cuff into the ad and asked the minor edits to comply with broadcast and decency guidelines. The ad was not rejected and we welcome an updated creative. ABC, we're not commenting. Now, the ad, this body campaign, shows women in underwear, they're dancing around. You assume they're naked. You don't really see full nudity. One woman is breastfeeding.

Oh, no. You don't really see anything. You just, there's the baby, and the baby appears to be breastfeeding. I mean, I have a hard time thinking that's broadcast indecency rule. I've seen a lot of the network television shows show me as much or more. Here's the ad. This body. This body.

them wrong. It's made for being bold, powerful, and sexy. This body? This body? This body is made for love. This body? It's made for rocking denim. This body is made for style. It's made for living. It's made for getting it on. This body

is made for breaking the mold. This body is made for starting a revolution. What's your body made for? Hashtag This Body And remember, if while listening you experience difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness, it may be signs of a life-threatening condition, alert your doctor right away.

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