Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Sexless in The City

Episode Date: September 7, 2016

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Wow. Sad, sad news out of the city of New York. I mean, sad news. And for those of you that are in the New York area, the five boroughs, This story, man, do I feel sorry for you? I do. I do.

New York, the city that never sleeps with anyone. New Yorkers these days aren't having much sex. Wow. More adults, even young ones, remaining, well, they say abstinent, but I say no sex. a post analysis of the city health department data. Nearly a third of all of the city's adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year. New York, what are you doing?

Wow. I mean, that is sad, really. In other news, Mother Teresa becomes a saint this week. at half a million people expected to attend the canonization of Mother Teresa at Vatican on Sunday. Transmitted live to Catholic audiences worldwide. Two-hour Mass, St. Peter Square this Sunday. Saint Mother Teresa after this Sunday. And that comes at a time when Catholic schools, I don't know, so let's pick a city.

Nashville, Tennessee, here in the United States. States of America is fighting a school that's saying parents must allow their children in an explicit sexual education program and you can't opt out. You're not going to be able to opt out. We're going to teach your children this sexual, this human sexuality course and you can't do a damn thing about it. And you heard me, yes, I used damn referring to the Catholic Church and the diocese of Nashville when all the

upper class of the Catholic Church, oh, of course you can opt out. Of course you can't. Of course you can't. Get down to the diocese of Nashville. Ah, no. No, you're not going to be able to opt out. You have to take that. It's either it's either that or pull them out of the school altogether. Those are the rules.

This is going on at the same time that Mother Teresa that I mentioned Mother Teresa is going to be canonized in Vatican this Sunday, St. Peter's Square, two-hour Mass. So, congratulations to the Catholic Church on that. Other great news. Great news.

And I mean great news. Okay. Now you know that the U.S. and China together. are responsible for 40% of the world's carbon emissions. Okay? The U.S. and China have now formally joined a pack on the Paris Climate Deal. Yes. Yes. The Paris deal is the world's first comprehensive climate agreement.

It will only come into force legally after it's ratified by at least 55 countries, which between them produce 55% of the global carbon emissions. And once, I mean, now that the U.S. and China are together, you know, the other 55 countries will come on board because it's going to be about, oh, I don't know, money. So good news that this administration is getting this taken care of before he leaves office. Wow, and there's a picture here, President Obama shaking hands. with the head of China. And he looks old, man. These last eight years have taken a toll.

I mean, I know all the presidents look older when they leave office. That's a tough gig. I got it. But, man, he has taking a beating the last eight year. Wow. 23 nations so far ratified the agreement. those nations are only accountable for 1%. Now, good thing about China is that there's no more stories coming out of China that their smog problem from the emissions is getting worse because it's getting better, right?

We don't hear their stories at all. Oh, wait. Yeah, we do. Because we'll believe everything they tell us. Oh, they signed a pact with us. We have to believe them. Right? Right.

agonizing. All right. Last week we talked about Burning Man out in Nevada. Black Rock. So it's a week later now. And you know what happens today? You know what happens in just a little over 10 hours from right now? The man burns.

Okay? Yeah. The man burns. You can watch the live stream. I'm fired. up about it. The man burns. However, let me say this to you. Today, immediately following this Blaze Radio broadcast, follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA or Facebook Jeff Fisher Radio. On the Blaze Facebook page, Brad Staggs and myself will do a live Facebook.

we are going to have our own man burn here in Texas, in our own Black Rock Desert Town, Black Rock City here in Irving, Texas. We're going to have our own man burn. We want to participate in the burning of the man in Black Rock City with Burning Man. I will not let them do it alone. So my family last night created the Jeff Fisher Radio Blaise Facebook Live

Brad Staggs Burning Man to be burned live on Facebook Live today. I'd like to set a time I don't have a countdown. We could set a time. We could say the man burns at noon central.

So 1 p.m. Eastern Mercury Man Burns. I am so fired up. The Mercury Man is bad ass made from my wife and my daughter last night. My son may have even helped. All I know is I got up and our man to burn was ready for me when I got up to come in today. And we're going to burn that bad boy today. We're having our own burning man right here in our own Black Rock City, Irving, Texas.

I refuse to be outdone by Burning Man. And it's not even about being undone or outdone. It's about participating in what Burning Man stands for. And participating in the great Burning Man principles of radical inclusion, gifting, The commification, radical self-reliance, radical self-expression, communal effort, civic responsibility, leaving no trace, participation, immediacy. Mercury Man, Jeff Fisher Radio's Mercury Man, Burning. Today on Facebook Live, I personally can't wait. I am fired up for Mercury Man Burning today.

12 noon central. And then I'll send out a link to the countdown clock for Burning Man stream. I will say this just for the record, just so we're clear. I'm participating. I want to be a part of the whole Black Rock City Burning Man. I know they've got, you know, 100,000 people out there in the desert. ready to watch the man burn. And they've got the live stream up, countdown clocks up.

So it's not, I'm not trying to outdo Burning Man. I just want to participate and feel what you feel. When you watch the man burn out there in Black Rock City, I want you to feel the same thing from me that I feel from them. But I want to be clear that our Burning Man, the Mercury Man Burning that's going to take place at noon central, 1 p.m. Eastern on Facebook Live,

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