Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Super Bowl Fun Facts To Impress Your Friends

Episode Date: January 31, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. All right, so those of you going to the Super Bowl parties, and you know, okay, so you have to go. You have to. You know you do. And you can shrug your shoulders and go and put your tail between your legs and... Or, I'll give you a couple things you can talk about. Like the Budweiser Super Bowl ad, guaranteed to melt your heart, a little doggy. A little doggy gets lost and comes back and the horses help him up against the evil animal.

And then you can talk about the evil go-dadi ad, which I don't understand why it's so evil, but they claim it is and they're not going to air it now. I believe that that ad should air right at, they should have paid money. They should have paid extra for the go-d-d-day. Daddy ad to play immediately after the Budweiser ad. Because it's the same, you know, the premise of the lost dog, he gets bumped out of a truck. And he's lost. He's trying to get back home and he finally gets home. And he runs into the arms of the owner.

This is a commercial spoiler for you. And the owner says, yay, you're home. That's so good because I just sold you on my website that I made with go daddy.com. And they put him in a truck and off he goes again. Fantastic. Come on. That's America. That's America.

But according to the SPCA, if you could buy a puppy online and have it shipped you the next day, it's likely you're supporting inhumane breeding. Really? Really? My dog just had puppies. Here's a picture. Want to buy it?

Yes. Okay. I'll ship it to you. That's what I do with inhumane breeding. You're the... SPCA, please. How many dogs should kill a year? I know nobody wants to talk about it.

Nobody wants to talk about that. Dogs that have been left there for so long, and we've just got to have to get rid of them. Sorry, you don't need to bring up bad news for you people. But any time that you can promote having people get animals and maybe, I don't know, take care of them and be happy with them, shouldn't you be there for it? And really it was more of a, hey, you could make a web,

website on goaddy.com and sell your goods, that kind of thing, don't you think? But hey, hey, what do I know? Right? Right. Of course. What do I know? Now, there's some stuff that you probably need to know. I see an article here that said, 49 quick things you need to know about the Super Bowl.

And as I'm going down, there's some of them, you know, do you need to know them? But there's some cute little things. I know that there's tickets still available. You can still go to the game. And what you can say is, oh, yeah, I heard there were still some tickets available. But if you wanted to get them before the game, I think they were still going for upwards of $4,000 to $8,000 a ticket. See? Now you sound like you know what you're talking about.

Now, some people wait until just before the game. And that price drops dramatically. Dramatically. And the closer you get to the game, if people have tickets, for sale, those prices drop dramatically because they want their money back. Okay? Now, they're saying the average ticket price is $5,000.

Ooh, that's a pretty penny. That's a pretty penny. No kidding about that. Now, Katie Perry's going to be there. Lenny Kravids. Adina Manzell sing the National Anthem. It'll be fun. The Katie Perry halftime show will be fun. And we'll get into a little bit more of her. I thought

she was great at the press conference. A little football outfit on. Both teams are both teams are 14 and 14 and 4, 14 and 3, something like that, what the hell are they? Now I've got to look at the records. They're 14 and 4. By the way, just as a side note, Moran Trivia is 14 and 3, and Moran trivia picked the New England Patriots to win. So, plus Seattle. Come on.

We're all about against New England for their deflate gate, and we're not looking at Seattle. I'm pretty sure. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. this. But I am almost positive that the Seattle Seahawks have a number of players who have tested positive for different illegal substances banned by the NFL. They may even be at the top of the NFL testing.

And then they have their coach, Pete Carroll, who, you know, I got no ax to grind with Pete Carroll, but, you know, let's not forget that Pete left USC after he bought all his top players houses and promised them the world and then left to go back to the NFL and then they took the national championship and fined the USC list out. Oh yeah, that wasn't cheating, I guess. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, never mind. Never mind.

We'll just look the other way. So, okay, Seattle. Thank you. And we're like, I want New England to be in Seattle just because of Seattle. It just irks me. But, I really, last year I really wanted doing the win. Because last year, my son was on the team, and he would have gotten a Super Bowl ring had they gone, which would have been fantastic. This year, not on any team.

It doesn't matter who wins. He's not getting a Super Bowl ring. So, no do I care. Plus, come to think of it, the Patriots fired him. The hell am I rude for them for? Yeah. Okay, so you got Al Michaels and Chris Collingsworth and Michelle Tofoyer. We have the sideline.

That's a good gig, that sideline reporter gig. I did that for a couple of Outback Bowls in Tampa. And you do it for the radio. And I did a lot of color car. The color for football is so fun. I had so much fun doing that. Anyway, commercials. This is something you can talk about that I love you, okay?

they're adding up $4.5 million for a 30-second spot. $150,000 per second for the commercials. Now, they're also talking about that have the Super Bowl ads really come up. Are they over, right? Is they getting ready to leave the Super Bowl? They're talking about the demand is clearly down. Are they? Demand is down?

I don't know about that. They say the Super Bowl A lot of brands are saying that there are other things They could do to boost sales Yeah Yeah like not Bout of pressure And

Instead of just running an ad online Which actually worked for them To come to think of it They didn't need to actually advertise on the Super Bowl Go Daddy They just took it off But they have other commercials

So they've already spent the money Already spent the money To advertise And It would be a big problem for broadcaster, according to the experts. Last year, get this, last year, the Super Bowl. 7% of Fox's total C3 rating points, $350 million in revenue just because of the Super Bowl.

That's huge. I mean, it's an event, you know it. There's something they're fun to be at. I mean, I've gone to one in Tampa. I don't know what year it was. They're fun. And Tampa's had them. And, you know, but I can't believe that GoDaddy bowed down.

Unbelievable to me. Unbelievable to me that they bowed down to that because it's a cute spot. It has nothing to do with inhumane breeding practices. Oh, gosh. And then, here's something else you could talk about that's fantastic that a lot of people might not know. Ah, there's going to be a public service announcement. The Super Bowl will include a public service announcement featuring a woman calling 911, who pretends to order a pizza while actually conveying to the dispatcher,

she is a victim of domestic abuse and needs help. Okay? The PSA, the face-off, okay? Domestic abuse. Okay? I don't know if Ray Rice is actually going to be in the commercial. They want to they just plaster his face all over. Make it the Ray Rice domestic abuse commercial.

What do you think? Yeah?