Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'That's A Man Baby!'

Episode Date: October 24, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Don't miss Pat and Stu. Lincoln Safety, too. Everybody forgot except for his bold initiative on the metric system. Yes. That was where people were like, oh my gosh. We're talking that. We're talking meters.

We're talking centimeters. We're talking millimeters. We're talking kilometers. All of them. And he may be a little Celsius. He also looks like a turtle. Pat and Stu. Weekdays at 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network.

I just posted one of them there videos upon Facebook about the hurricane that came on board in Mexico. That Patricia down there. And it's pretty good. Pretty good. Cap five. And if you're standing out there, that's some serious wind. Okay. I am not lying.

Okay. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network 888-90-3-33. So the governing body of Texas high school sports has proposed a policy that LGBT advocates say would effectively bar transgender students for participating in athletics. Why? Why? Oh, oh, oh, because they couldn't participate in the gender they feel like they are. They could only participate in the gender that's on their birth certificate.

Oh, okay. And few transgender use have changed gender markers on their birth certificates is an expensive process that requires a court order. Yeah, because you don't want people to lie on their birth certificate. But the attorney, the staff attorney, by the way, for the Transgender Youth Project at the National Center for Lesbian Rights, said the proposed policy absolutely barish. trans grids from playing sports. No. I don't know.

What it does is it bars kids from playing sports with the group of people they feel like they belong to, not who they actually belong to. I don't feel like I'm a girl. I feel like I'm a guy. I don't feel like I'm a guy. I feel like I'm a girl.

Oh. Oh, so you go ahead. You go over there. You play with the girls. Bob. So look for a great continuation battle here in Texas over that. And congratulations are in order. Speaking of transgenders. Congratulations are in order. Caitlin Jenner. Glamors Woman of the Year. Wait. What?

Caitlin Jenner. Glamors. Woman of the Year. Congratulations. Now I know what you're saying. Wait, how can Caitlin be woman of the year? Caitlin isn't really a woman. Caitlin feels like he's a woman, but he's not really a woman. And while I myself personally, I like Bruce. I like Caitlin. Who cares?

I really have, I don't care what you feel like. You feel like you're a dog today. Go over there and bark in the corner. Whatever you do, you're not hurting me. Go ahead. You know what? I'll toss you a bone. If you feel like a dog today and you're over there in the corner barking, I'll toss you a bone.

Okay. But guess what? When the dogs go out and we're going to run dogs, you don't get to go with them because you're not really a dog. Okay. And I find it there was a Facebook post that I think Stephen Crowder put up. I'm not sure if it's his or if he just copied it. but it's really, really, really funny, and it has a double post photo.

The top says, Woman of the Year, 1903, Marie Curie, discovered polonium and radium founded the concept of radiology. 2015, Bruce slash Caitlin Jenner has a penis. Congratulations. If I mean that, congratulations. You're the woman of the year. Glamors Woman of the Year, Caitlin Jenner.

That is amazing. And so we touched on a little bit last week, but Lamar Odom, you know, goes out to the dude ranch and over does it with Viagra, over does it with cocaine. And freaks out, it goes in the hospital, and his whole body is lost. Now, a couple things with that story. Chloe Carter, you know, they were going to get, he was divorcing Chloe Kardashian. Friends said he was really in love with her. She, news since last week, has dropped. her book to her and gone to be by Lamar's side and said she's not going to divorce him now.

My man at the ranch, he wants his money. He's like, yeah, that's great. But I would like my money, please. He owes me $75,000. And he said, look, I've sent him the bills. I've sent him the receipts. I wish for him to have a speedy recovery, but I want my $75 grand,

and I'm going to go ahead and sue, okay? If I don't get my money, because it's owed to me. So we have that to look forward to. And it's just so strange to me. I really mean this. It just is so unbelievably strange to me that he goes to a

dude ranch, sex club, whatever you want out in Vegas, where it's legal. and apparently he was had three or four women and he had a transvestite and he was doing, you know, he's doing days of Viagra and he's doing a bunch of cocaine.

I notice we're not talking to the dude ranch about where he got the cocaine from. Isn't that an illegal drug? Anyway, the, he's doing a bunch of cocaine and, you know, the mix of all kinds of other substances in his body throws him into this coma.

It's horrible. I mean, I don't wish the man bad at all. But I find it fascinating that he does this. And he, you know, it was a big deal that he spent $75,000. But he actually hasn't spent any money yet. But he'll get, you know, 75 grand. That will get paid. And he does all those drugs and he sleeps with these people and he's out there and he's freaking out.

And now he's in a coma and his body's all thrown up. and it's news all over the world. And now, and now the ex is taking it back. The Kardashian is taking them back. Couldn't be just for the show or filming or ideas for a TV special or anything like that, could it? No.

No. Don't be stupid, Jeff. The Kardashians aren't going to do anything like that. It's dumb. All right, so how stuff works has posted a quiz. I just tweeted at Jeffey MRA, the quiz. Everyone says it so. It must be true, right?

Everyone says it, so it must be true. Well, let's take the pseudoscience quiz and find out, shall we, if it's true or false. True or false scientists have proven that childhood vaccines cause autism. I believe that is false. Yes, there's no proven link between vaccines and autisms. A 1990 study published in the British Medical Journal show a link which later retracted the publication. Yes, the Lancet purported to show such a link, but there was no link. True or false, there's 20 questions here.

Non-bird dinosaurs and humans lived on Earth at the same time. Non-bird dinosaurs and humans lived on the Earth at the same time. I believe, I would love to say true, but I don't believe that is true. At least certainly we haven't seen any record of that. Correct. The fossil record shows a gap of about 65 million years between the last dinosaurs and the homogeneous into which humans belong. However, I think that, you know, we may find that, you know, that might, of course, will change. True or false.

You lose most of your body heat through your head. We've all heard that. and I actually because they're asking it I mean I want to say that's still true though right I mean you lose most of your body through your head oh no actually you lose according to this

actually you lose just as much heat per square wrench through your head as you do through the rest of your body yes but you don't keep anything on your head that was the point of wearing a hat first of all I'm correct okay you lose much of the heat per squareence through your head as you do through the rest of your body. Okay. So you don't lose most of your body through your head.

It's equal. But most of your body, the other per square inches of your body, is covered by some kind of clothing. Your head is not. That's why the deal was. It's why you wear a hat. Because you've got clothes on, the rest of your body is warm, but your head is losing it all.

It's all going out your head. Come on. A scientific theory is really just speculation. without hard evidence. They were probably, I don't know. A scientific theory is just really speculation without hard evidence.

A scientific theory, they usually have evidence. But I would say false. Yes. A scientist theory, yes, is something based on evidence. That's what they, they usually, you know, you and I call a theory without hard evidence, but they believe that they always have their little,

We've got hard evidence. This is based on our theory. Before Christopher Columma sailed the ocean blue, did people believe the world was flat? The flat earthers would say it still is, but no, they did not. They do. It was round even before that.

Chris was on a journey of other purposes. Does lightning ever strike the same place twice? Yes. Often. Yeah, that is correct. Yes, often. I mean, my wife takes pictures of lightning. Anytime it's lightning and storming, she's got a camera out, and she's out. We see lightning hit the same place all the time. What color is your brain? Gray, pink, multiple colors. They say it's true, so it must be, right? I mean, people always say it's gray, right? a what? They always refer to it as gray matter. While people often refer to our brains as gray matter, yeah, they actually are gray, white, black, and red areas

and structures in the brain, at least while a person is alive. So multiple colors, the color of your brain. Oh, boy, not doing too well on this. What color is the blood inside your veins? Red, blue, green. I'm pretty sure we all have red blood. Yes, that's correct. It's the difference in the veins and the fat and the fat.

skin that makes it everything look blue, but your blood is red. Should you throw away food that you drop on the floor? I don't care what this says. The answer is no. Your answers are this. Not if it is high sugar or salt content. Yes, always. Not if you pick it up in less than five seconds, the five second rule.

I would say, well, first, funny is no. It doesn't matter five seconds or not. You're not throwing away food that hit the floor. But since they put it in here, not if it has high sugar or salt content. Yeah, I'm sure that they, that's their answer. Yeah, the 2012 British study revealed that little or no bacteria survived on surfaces of foods with high sugar or salt content when they were dropped on the floor. So, nice, right? Nice.

Remember that. Can brain cells regenerate? Not mine, that's for sure. Of course they can. Despite the common belief that brain cells are irreplaceable. A 1999 study showed that the brain actually can create. New cells. Huh?

Come on now. You know that's right. All right. So we're through 10. We've got to go through these quick. I'm up against the clock here. What difference between our hypotheses and the theory? Oh, come on.

You know that. Hypotheses are explanations that apply to a limited range of phenomenon. Theory is applied to a broad range of phenomenon. Yeah, that's right. Thank you. We know that. They say it's true. Did humans evolve from ape species we have today?

depends on the human. They will say no. That's correct. They would say no. True or false is an experiment and error in it. That means it's worthless. Faults, of course, any experiment has some worth, whether it ends up finding out what you expected it to find out or not. There's a great wall of China visible from space.

Of course it is not. No, it's not. I believe that. We can read license plates from space with satellites, right? But what they're talking about is when the NASA site just flies over and takes a look at Earth. You see the Great Wall. It usually isn't, according to what NASA has said before. If a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building and hit a person on the ground, what would happen?

The penny would become a quarter. He or she would die instantly. Here she would feel sting from the impact but would live. Nothing. The penny would burn up on the way down. This is how you take a test if you don't know the answer, by the way. The penny would burn up on the way down. You know that's not going to happen.

And he or she would die instantly. Odds are probably are not true. So you pick the middle one. Here she would feel sting from the impact, but would live. That is the correct answer. That's how you take a test for you. Your multiple choice tests are very easy. Two are false astronauts are waitless when orbit Earth.

Are they weightless when they orbit Earth? No, they're not weightless when they orbit Earth. Actually, at 250 miles above Earth, gravity is only reduced by 10%. When astronauts appear to float in orbit, they're actually falling, but they're moving too fast sideways to land. So when the astronauts are falling, they're moving too fast to land. They're actually moving sideways. Okay.

After hair is shaved, what happens when it grows back? I can tell you now it grows back thicker. it grows back faster. It was the same as it was before. I can tell you that it's, mine is not the same as it was before, but they're going to say, yeah, of course they do. Studies show that shaving or cutting your hair doesn't affect you.

Of course, no, of course it doesn't. No, just look at the real test of people when you shave their head and it doesn't grow back. When a tornado is coming, what should you do to your house? Open the windows to reduce air pressure. Keep the windows closed. Open windows only on one side of the house. Of course you keep the windows closed.

Don't open up the wind goes through. the windows and just picks up your damn house. You don't want that to happen. You want that to be the last. Was the ancient Maya civilization destroyed by climate change? Oh, of course it was. Of course it was. Oh, no.

They said no. But it was one of several factors. Right. Yeah, they go ahead and say no, but it was one of several factors. And what is the many worlds interpretation? There is one universe, but life exists on many planets. There are parallel universes. An entire world exists underground that no one has discovered yet.

Of course, there's only one universe, but life exists on the planets. No, they say they are parallel universes. I know we got to go. Go ahead and go, go, go, go, go. They're parallel universes. Just go, just go, just break up. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network, Bay Severin.

She told the American people it's a video. guy in California, whom they arrested, and I believe he remains in jail for using his First Amendment rights. In any case, that's tragic. What's factual is it wasn't the video and she knows it, and they proved it. Hillary Clinton totally lied. The talking points lies. Democrats, lies.

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