Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: The Death Of Cecil

Episode Date: August 15, 2015

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Talking about the post is, this came crawling down my face. And if I wasn't screaming like a child, I would have gotten a picture. But it disappeared. And I'm going on Resident Evil Alert now. This could be possibly my favorite quote of at least the day and possibly the week. Three inches doesn't seem like a huge thing until it's in your face. You can just take that with you today. the compliments of me and my Facebook timeline.

Three inches doesn't seem like a huge thing until it's in your face. You just go with it. Just write your own jokes. Okay. I've already got like five or six of them, maybe more. So I'm sure you can come up with your own. But it reminded me, and it's a beetle. It's not a spider, but, you know, oh my gosh, I wouldn't want that thing crawling along me.

But do you ever have, do you ever wake up with something like that crawling across you? I was in a hotel room in South Carolina, Columbia, South Carolina, home of the South Carolina Gamecocks. And we were there for, what was I there for, some kind of class on, oh, some kind of Amber Alert class. University was putting on some Amber Alert class, what constitutes and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, for news and everything else.

And it was a day conference or something. there from the anyway we're at the hotel Columbia South Carolina laying down comfy almost asleep don't have any and I didn't pull the blankets up yet I'm just kind of laying there and

I feel what I know is a cockroach crawling across comes up one arm down the other arm between up the body cross the body down

the body on the bed, up the other arm across the bed. And I mean, half asleep, freak out mode. I am wide away jumping out of bed. I will, I am on hunt this roach down and murder it immediately. Okay, I didn't have a name for it. I didn't, I don't know if it was Cecil the cockroach, but I'm telling you, it's going to die. It's like 1 and 2 o'clock in the morning.

I'm wide awake. We're finding. We're hunting it down. I'm moving the chair. I'm slav flipping up blankets. I'm flipping up sheets. I'm going behind the dressers. I'm down.

I will find this thing. And I finally, as I slide the corner table with the light back, I see a little movement. I think that's it. So I slide the table slowly back to the light. And then there it is, push-hm, down the corner, back toward the other side of the room. And I scramble, push the chair, I finally, oh, yes, he stopped. Cecil, the cockroach, stopped just before the corner, just before the one front corner by the window of the South Carolina hotel room. I took slowly, reached across to my shoe was.

I slammed that son of a gun. I bet you a thousand times, but it's probably only like three or four. And yes, Cecil the cockroach was dead. Now, there was no more sleeping in Columbia, South Carolina. After that, I was wide awake, so I might as well just get dressed and go for a little walk around Columbia for, a couple hours until everybody else gets up and get ready to go back to Florida. But I'm told later I find out Columbia, South Carolina is like the hometown to cockroaches.

I wish I'd known that before I got all freaked out in the middle of the night with one of those bad boys crawling across me. But that one won't do it again. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.