Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: The Future Is Now - Medical Microchips

Episode Date: September 12, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Coming up today on Pat and Stu. They're trying to figure out if she goes to jail. I'm going to read that. I read about that. Where did they put him slash her? Well, first of all, Kate's not going to jail. Bruce is not going to jail.

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So, nice have the FDA to approve a smart pill finally. What do you think? Nice? Yes. Yes. And what's good is that what happens now is they can put a little chip in your pill and you swallow it. And then once it gets in your tummy and then it alerts, it goes whoop.

And then it transmits a signal. your tablet and it lets you know that you took your medication and not only does it go to your tablet but it can go to your doctor's computer and your doctor will see that you're taking your medications or not taking your medications. That's perfect and they want to do that because look, people, all patients don't take medications the way they're supposed to. So we need to make sure that you're doing that and we need to make sure that that. that adherence to prescriptions happens to serious matter.

So you take your pill with a chip in it. You hear me? And then this chip will just go away. Okay, it'll just disappear. Uh-huh. But really it will because it's just made of small amounts of copper and magnesium. And then after it's ingested and interacts with your digestive juices and produces the voltage that will be going ahead and be read to your

computer and your doctor's computer and also sent to your phone or whatever other computer you want it sent to, then it will just go away. Okay? And it'll also be able to detect the rest of going on with your body too. So we can take a look and see if you're responding or not. Okay? Then never mind that we're going to, we've been practicing. having putting stuff in your body to stay there to let you know.

Okay, we're going to give you a chip to be in your body and we'll let you know. You're about ready to have a heart attack. We go ahead and sit down, please. You probably shouldn't have that. It could send you over the edge for diabetes. Put the cake down. Oh, somebody's calling me. Oh, no, it's just my digital pill.

Stop eating. Oh, no, it's just my digital pill. digital pill. You've had too much soda today. Can't wait. Can't wait. And they've already, I mean, I know that they think they made it illegal now, but maybe it shouldn't be. I mean, they had the bracelets, right? You wear the little bracelets for the medical alerts, and you have the little, you know, help I fall when I can't get up and you have the alarm companies. but they started not long ago. I remember reading where they would put

medical information on a chip in Alzheimer's patients so that if they were found wandering around, you know, the chip was there. Oh, this is Bill and he doesn't know where he's at and he's got all this wrong with him, so we need to take care of him. I mean, I don't know that that sounds like a bad thing.

That's the way it starts, Jeff. That's the way it starts. It's all for good. And then it turns into bad. believe. Don't believe them. Don't do it. Now, how cool is this also? GoPro. Now selling 16 camera virtual reality rig.

Now, this is what I've been talking about. The GoPro is in a circle, a little 16 camera circle, so it's carrying, you know, 360 degrees. But this is what they, I'm telling you, this is what they've been, this is like a small version of going into a room and having cameras on every part of the wall, ceiling, each wall, all the way around, filming with each one of those cameras, and then being able to go inside of that after it's done filming, whatever you filmed, take a guess at which ones are going to be first. Yeah, of course. No, no, I know what you were thinking.

I know what you're thinking. You were thinking that it was going to be pornography, right? Well, well, you know, maybe, but I'm thinking that it'll be a, you know, this is the Ohio River. Let's take a trip down the Mississippi. Here is the beautiful Smoky Mountain Trail, the Blue Ridge Parkway. I mean, that'll be where they, you know, it'll be all nature and porn. unbelievable.

But, think about, and you film something in a room with, you know, how many ever cameras are you going to take? I mean, it's a huge amount of cameras. But then being able to go in and watch what was filmed through different cameras. So you'd be able to enjoy the same scenes from different angles, you know, how many ever angles there are? So, I mean, it's actually fascinating and really cool.

Okay, but GoPro's got their 16 out. And if you want the Marriott hotels, I mean, in New York and London, they're debuting their virtual reality headsets and headphones. 24-hour alone in the room. No problem. Hello. Welcome to the Marriott. You're in room.

You're in sweet 455. Would you like our virtual reality? headset? Um, yes. The trip you can take now is we're calling the virtual reality postcards. Okay. Who's in it? No, we're going to take you through Chile's Andes Mountains. And we'll take you through Beijing streets. What do you think? And we'll go to a Rwandan ice cream shop. When you think of virtual reality headsets and virtual reality. And Postcards. What do you think of? I think of, boy, if I'm at the Marriott in New York, I want to spend some time with my virtual reality headset and go through a Rwandan ice cream shop.

Shut up. I mean, we all know what they're for, okay? Can we stop playing around? Please. Okay, so, you know, okay, so for the first, you know, two-week trial, it's going to be, wow, Did you see that Rwandan ice cream shop? Wasn't that fascinating? Yeah, it sure was. Maybe we should go through the Rwandan, I don't know, hooker shop. I think we all know, come on. You're going to check into a hotel for the, you know,

we could take a look at the hustle and bustle of Beijing streets. Yeah, that sounds great. Fall right asleep. So anyway, the V-room service from Marriott. hotels is now there for you for a two-week trial. Good to go. Yay.

Yay. I mean, everybody, look, Los Angeles Philharmonic is doing it, trying to engage a new audience with virtual reality and combining all kinds of new technology with some of the old to make people watch. I mean, it's

part of the deal, right? The virtual reality is here. It's now. It's just got to get, you know. We've got to find a, I mean, did you do your homework? Did you watch surrogate yet? Good. Because now you know what I'm talking about.

Okay. That's coming. And we are so close to that. So if you haven't watched it yet, if you haven't done, if you haven't completed your homework from this broadcast, and you have not watched it yet, watch it this week. Okay. Surrogate.

Bruce Willis. And then, of course, we've got the news from Apple that they're researching on a sign language to be able to change TV channels. I mean, not that. Why sign language? Really. Come on. You're going to make me learn sign language? Can I just swipe my hand, please?

How about this? How about I can click my TV to. hand signals and I can swipe by hand and it goes to the next channel. Swipe, swipe, swipe. If I go right, it goes up. If I go left, it goes down. If I go up, it gets louder. If I go down, it shuts off.

How about this? Can we do that instead of having for me to try to figure out, hey, this is A. And these fingers mean B. And then I want to go to C, H, A, N, and. No. I want to swipe or I just want to tell it. Okay. Voice recognition is getting much better. The voice recognition software is getting really, really good. So I want to be, I should be able to just say channel 355. And it goes there. Please. And it goes there faster than if I just have my kids sitting there with the remote going, telling the kid to change the channel. Apparently, that's voice command you're not supposed to use. But that's a voice command I love to use. Just sit there with the remote.

Don't talk. Just sit there with your remote. All right, go to Channel 3. 5. All right, channel 4. Back. Back. Stop.

Stay there. Turn it up. Ah, turn it down. Mute it. I don't want. I got to talk. That's what you need, right? You need the voice command.

You need the television to be just like the kid sitting there with the remote on the stool being your voice command. That's what you want. That's where we need to be at. That's the command I want. When we're there, I'll buy your stinking TV. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Don't miss the morning blaze with Doc and Skip. Coming up on the next program, your Friday leftovers.

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