Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'The Jeff Fisher Scientific Theory'

Episode Date: February 27, 2016

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.

Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day, don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,800-6-8-6-39-10. That's 1-800-6-8-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6-6. 68639-10. Call now. So last week, I said I was going to give you a theory that I had. And it was brought on by a story that I had that talked about a new dating site that goes by sent.

Right. Okay. They received, if you wanted to be part of their dating site, you send in a t-shirt. And the site cuts them up into pieces. And when they send them, two people, and you smell them, and they let us know, they let the site know which one you liked, and then you exchange contact information based on the scent of the shirt. Okay? That's just in New York right now, so they're kind of beta testing the site. It doesn't collect any typical dating data, gender, age, sexual orientation. They got a lot of interest in it.

Of course they do. I mean, the analytical, you know, people are tired of the regular dating sites. And who isn't tired? I mean, I'm just exhausted using the traditional dating sites. Right? Having to actually look at a picture. Wow. I hate it.

I hate having to look at a picture of someone and saying, I might like that person. Just by looking at them? No, I want to smell them too. Yeah. However, I believe that this actually is not that bad of an idea. It kind of ties into my theory that I've had for a long time. I want to just say that this is a Jeff Fisher Scientific Theory. You take that with you heard me.

It's a Jeff Fisher Scientific Theory. But women do go on scent, whether they know it or not. Okay. If you look back throughout history of your life and you hear the stories, I mean, comedians have joked about it forever, about men going through droughts without girlfriends, right? The droughts, you haven't had a girlfriend. You had an end of a date.

You're all alone. And then all of a sudden, it talks about you feel like you go out on a date and then more females want to go out on a date with you, right? And we've heard that forever. And many of us have seen it in action and seen it actually true. Once you get with a certain person, then pretty soon all these other people stand in line wanting to go out. I believe that's because the other women for years, right, men, we've talked about how men are supposed to, you know, be fathers and have, you know, and create children and procreate and make their children. world a better place with more humans.

It's in our DNA. So I believe that if you're in a drought, and you haven't had a date, the women don't smell another woman, another woman on you. So they're not even interested in you. Something has got to be wrong with you. Right?

You're just, you're, you're, you're not interested in women. You're not interested in any kind of man or woman. you're just alone and I don't want anything to do with you. When you go out on that date and you get that scent of another female on you, other females get that scent. And they say, oh, other women want this man. There must be something there. Now I want this man.

that's the Jeff Fisher scientific theory of the Senate. I can go into more and more detail if you'd like. You know, I'll take, I'll have a special class. Maybe I'll run a special class and have people come in and we can talk about my scientific theory. I've got several scientific theories over the years. Jeff Fisher, scientific theories over the years. But that one in particular, just I believe that that's actually, I believe that one's fact. Don't doubt me.

I'm telling you, look at it, look around, look around in your life. Think about your life. Think about your friend's lives. Think about it. Think about it. And then you'll say to yourself, you know, the Jeff Fisher scientific theory is absolutely correct. You know it is.

Another great, uh, I've gotten so much more. Just stick around. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater.

By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties,

starting at just pennies a day. Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1-800-6-8-6-39-10. That's 1-800-6-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6-8-6-8.

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