Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: The Soothing Sound Of Space
Episode Date: November 28, 2015Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRA &Like Jeffy's Facebook: www.face...book.com/JeffFisherRadio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Did scientists just pick up the first intelligent radio?
radio waves from a distant alien planet?
Astronomers have picked up
five mysterious unidentified radio signals
that could originate from outside the Milky Way.
The fast radio bursts included one double
signal never heard before.
Only 11 of the unidentified transient radio pulses
have been recorded before around the world.
Hear that?
The new double blast,
which was accompanied by four signals,
which has baffled astronomers analyzing data
Emily Petrov from Swinburne University in Melbourne
One of the team who discovered the signals
At the Park's Radio Telescope in New South Wales, Australia
believes the origin could be more remarkable than anything recorded before
She tweeted,
We have no idea what's going on
But we know it's definitely something cool
Pretty cool
We may have to listen to that again just to get the full significance of it
because I didn't hear a traffic report.
I didn't hear a weather report.
I didn't hear a weather report.
I mean, nothing.
Come on now.
The discovery is being compared insignificance to the recording of the wow signal,
a strong narrow band radio wave found by Jerry Eben in 1977.
Radio burst picked up by the Big Ear Radio Telescope at the Ohio State University.
It bore all the expected hallmarks of non-terbury.
origin but has not been detected since.
Huh?
Fast radio burst were first discovered from records in 2007, and we finally saw one in real time last year.
However, there has never until now been a double blast.
They are quick fire bursts of radio energy are urgenting from great distances away.
As a result, must have contained a huge amount of energy.
The source?
remains a total mister.
All right.
If this comes back that this is like noises
from the rainforest in Brazil,
I'm going to be pissed.
Because they already said,
they found the readings,
excited astronomers,
I can't even say the word,
readings, excited astronomers earlier this year
called Puritans.
They gave them a name.
Okay.
Later they found out, oh, you know what?
Those are coming from microwave ovens on Earth that are being prematurely open to the canteens.
Come on.
The guys are opening microwaves at the observatories.
Oh, you know what?
It's new radio bursts.
We never heard that before.
What is that?
That's Bill taking out his chicken pot pie.
Oh, I thought it was something really cool.
Well, as Emily Petrov from Swinburne University at Melbourne, the one who discovered the signals,
she of course believes the origin could be more remarkable than anything recorded before.
And again, I want to quote her tweet.
We have no idea what's going on.
But we know it's definitely something cool.
Coming through the Milky Way today, it's going to be backed up.
Things are looking pretty heavy just outside, though.
So you don't hear any of that.
We have no idea what's going on.
But we definitely know it's something cool.
That's good stuff.
Come on.
And what makes it even better, seriously,
because I'm listening to it.
And I'm thinking, okay, I got you.
It's kind of cool.
I got you.
It's kind of cool.
I like it.
But then you read that,
earlier this year when they gave it a name,
P-E-R-Y-T-O-N-S,
P-R-Y-T-O-N-S,
at the time,
these great sounds coming in.
Oh, wait.
Nah, it was just the microwaves on Earth being open.
So this is going to be like, oh, you know what?
Oh, Bill had this thing face in the rainforest,
and we thought it was still stationed out of space.
we forgot to turn the dish.
And, you know what, that's the,
that's those guys out in Brazil.
So, oh, gee, we're sorry.
So, we're sorry.
We thought it was another wow signal.
But, I mean, we tell you,
we have no idea what's going on.
But we know it's definitely something cool.
Okay.
So get over yourself.
Remember a while ago when we told you about the 65-year-old
clown that
terrifying, misbehaving kids
in Florida. And the old
guy was retired and he
puts on the face mask and he goes
and you can hire him. And he
shows up with the polka dot
onesie and the black
rubber gloves, some
balloons. He's got the pullover a scary
clown mask and he scares kids
and people can hire him to
get your kids straight, right? Down in
Naples, Florida. Well,
clowns are now becoming an
issue all over the country. Now we've got two clowns in Wisconsin. One clown is a copycat of another clown
because one clown is just a kid, just a kid, a teenager who is a little, you know, developmentally
delayed, and he likes to dress up like a clown and go outside.
The mom says, look, he's not harming anything.
Let him be the clown in the yard.
He'll walk back and forth, dance around, wave of cars.
He's being completely harmless.
That's a good point.
But now, we've seen sightings of clowns inside the university, around the dorms.
People don't know what to think.
They're trying to blame my son.
There's no way it was him.
We have pictures and sightings.
So if you're the copycat clown,
in Wisconsin, stop it.
We will find you.
World Star.
Thank you.
You can post it up on World Star.
If I'm out of university, me, personally, today, I'm dressing up as a clown.
I think everybody, every university should have their own clown.
Oh, wait.
World Star.
They do.
They're called mascots.
What am I thinking?
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