Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: The Soothing Sound Of Space

Episode Date: November 28, 2015

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. This podcast brought to you by My Patriot Supply. Did you miss the chance to get a 72-hour emergency food supply with free shipping for just $10? What's wrong with you? Don't worry. Call 888-4-11-74440. Right now, they have a few left and they're selling out fast. 888-4-1-744.
Starting point is 00:00:21 What are you waiting for? The disaster? Do it right now. 8-88-4-1-744. Did scientists just pick up the first intelligent radio? radio waves from a distant alien planet? Astronomers have picked up five mysterious unidentified radio signals
Starting point is 00:00:36 that could originate from outside the Milky Way. The fast radio bursts included one double signal never heard before. Only 11 of the unidentified transient radio pulses have been recorded before around the world. Hear that? The new double blast, which was accompanied by four signals,
Starting point is 00:01:12 which has baffled astronomers analyzing data Emily Petrov from Swinburne University in Melbourne One of the team who discovered the signals At the Park's Radio Telescope in New South Wales, Australia believes the origin could be more remarkable than anything recorded before She tweeted, We have no idea what's going on But we know it's definitely something cool
Starting point is 00:01:57 Pretty cool We may have to listen to that again just to get the full significance of it because I didn't hear a traffic report. I didn't hear a weather report. I didn't hear a weather report. I mean, nothing. Come on now. The discovery is being compared insignificance to the recording of the wow signal,
Starting point is 00:02:40 a strong narrow band radio wave found by Jerry Eben in 1977. Radio burst picked up by the Big Ear Radio Telescope at the Ohio State University. It bore all the expected hallmarks of non-terbury. origin but has not been detected since. Huh? Fast radio burst were first discovered from records in 2007, and we finally saw one in real time last year. However, there has never until now been a double blast. They are quick fire bursts of radio energy are urgenting from great distances away.
Starting point is 00:03:24 As a result, must have contained a huge amount of energy. The source? remains a total mister. All right. If this comes back that this is like noises from the rainforest in Brazil, I'm going to be pissed. Because they already said,
Starting point is 00:04:06 they found the readings, excited astronomers, I can't even say the word, readings, excited astronomers earlier this year called Puritans. They gave them a name. Okay. Later they found out, oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Those are coming from microwave ovens on Earth that are being prematurely open to the canteens. Come on. The guys are opening microwaves at the observatories. Oh, you know what? It's new radio bursts. We never heard that before. What is that? That's Bill taking out his chicken pot pie.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Oh, I thought it was something really cool. Well, as Emily Petrov from Swinburne University at Melbourne, the one who discovered the signals, she of course believes the origin could be more remarkable than anything recorded before. And again, I want to quote her tweet. We have no idea what's going on. But we know it's definitely something cool. Coming through the Milky Way today, it's going to be backed up. Things are looking pretty heavy just outside, though.
Starting point is 00:05:51 So you don't hear any of that. We have no idea what's going on. But we definitely know it's something cool. That's good stuff. Come on. And what makes it even better, seriously, because I'm listening to it. And I'm thinking, okay, I got you.
Starting point is 00:06:25 It's kind of cool. I got you. It's kind of cool. I like it. But then you read that, earlier this year when they gave it a name, P-E-R-Y-T-O-N-S, P-R-Y-T-O-N-S,
Starting point is 00:06:43 at the time, these great sounds coming in. Oh, wait. Nah, it was just the microwaves on Earth being open. So this is going to be like, oh, you know what? Oh, Bill had this thing face in the rainforest, and we thought it was still stationed out of space. we forgot to turn the dish.
Starting point is 00:07:17 And, you know what, that's the, that's those guys out in Brazil. So, oh, gee, we're sorry. So, we're sorry. We thought it was another wow signal. But, I mean, we tell you, we have no idea what's going on. But we know it's definitely something cool.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Okay. So get over yourself. Remember a while ago when we told you about the 65-year-old clown that terrifying, misbehaving kids in Florida. And the old guy was retired and he puts on the face mask and he goes
Starting point is 00:07:58 and you can hire him. And he shows up with the polka dot onesie and the black rubber gloves, some balloons. He's got the pullover a scary clown mask and he scares kids and people can hire him to get your kids straight, right? Down in
Starting point is 00:08:14 Naples, Florida. Well, clowns are now becoming an issue all over the country. Now we've got two clowns in Wisconsin. One clown is a copycat of another clown because one clown is just a kid, just a kid, a teenager who is a little, you know, developmentally delayed, and he likes to dress up like a clown and go outside. The mom says, look, he's not harming anything. Let him be the clown in the yard. He'll walk back and forth, dance around, wave of cars.
Starting point is 00:09:00 He's being completely harmless. That's a good point. But now, we've seen sightings of clowns inside the university, around the dorms. People don't know what to think. They're trying to blame my son. There's no way it was him. We have pictures and sightings. So if you're the copycat clown,
Starting point is 00:09:29 in Wisconsin, stop it. We will find you. World Star. Thank you. You can post it up on World Star. If I'm out of university, me, personally, today, I'm dressing up as a clown. I think everybody, every university should have their own clown. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:09:56 World Star. They do. They're called mascots. What am I thinking? This is the Jeff Fisher show on the breeze Radio Network. This podcast brought to you by My Patriot Supply. Did you miss the chance to get a 72-hour emergency food supply with free shipping for just $10? What's wrong with you?
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