Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "Those are the drugs Dina!"

Episode Date: September 10, 2016

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There was some controversy at this year's Burning Man. And I've also, I got a couple emails from people who have attended Burning Man talking about a little bit of what goes on. On top of which I got some people sending me some Burning Man memorabilia, I am fired up about that. Looking for it. I will Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter out my stash of Burning Man paraphernalia when it comes. Looking forward to that.

But what happened this year was the utopian vision of peace and love. No. They've carried out a revolution against rich parasites. That's right. So now some of the area is becoming, you know, Burning Man is such a hip, cool thing to be a part of. The rich are showing up. And they're bringing in their campers, they're rich campers and putting up fences around their area. And they're having their rich people fun in the middle of Black Rock City.

and they're not allowing us the people into their little party. And we won't have it. We won't have it. We can't have it. It goes against everything. Okay? Now, the first camp made an appearance like two or three years ago from some Russian billionaire. And was attacked.

It flooded it with water, cut the power lines. A very unfortunate and saddening event happened at the white ocean. A band of hooligans raided our camp and stole from us, pulled and sliced our electrical lines, leaving us with no refrigeration and wasting our food and glued our trailer doors shut. They vandalized most of our camping infrastructure and dumped 200 gallons of potable water flooding our camp. Well, that's only because your little rich guy camp goes against everything that Burning Man stands for, which is why, remember I read you the story of the burner who was so pissed that Burning Man was buying land, buying thousands of acres in Nevada and going to have it be a special place to go to.

You can't go there right now, though. But it will be in the future for us, and you'll be able to, you know, go there in the future. Can we go there now? No. not right now, no. And it's not where Black Rock City is. It's over on the other side there, away from you Black Rock people.

We still have our offices in San Francisco too. But we did watch the man burn last week, and it was late because of the sandstorm, but the man finally did burn, and then the temple burn on Sunday. It's a weird phenomenon out there. It really is. And part of, you know, the whole openness is part of being.

the burners, you know, and the burning fun and, you know, the dirt and the, hey, we're going to get high and have sex with everybody. But the whole thing of, you know, most of the time people like the idea of going, oh, look, there's where the big fire is. And they walk over and they hang out with all those people and they party there and everything's cool. And they go back to their area. Then they stop in and stop and talk to other people in certain areas. And while it's not necessarily, you know, hey, I can come into your tent anytime I want. This is Burning Man. It is I can come into your area.

It's all one big, happy little thing. So that whole MySpace thing, I think you'd get that with your tent or your camper. But when you start fencing off, and according to reports that I've gotten, there have been private parties all the time, or at least for many years at Burning Man, now it's starting to get out of, tell me we're not separating as a country. Right? between the haves and the have-nots. Instead of the have-nots saying, yeah, that's the haves over there.

They've got a fenced off. They're having their own little private party. But this, we are what Burning Man is about. No, that's not good enough. We have to destroy what they have. That's kind of agonizing. You think a little? A little?

Yeah. I think so too. And it, you know, come on, burning man people. I'm sorry, come on, burners. What are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. I know.

I know you want to party with everybody and you want to have the burns and watch the temple burn and watch the man burn and have your every night little burns and go over and party and be with everybody. I know.

I know when you want it to be a free thing. And you pay to get in just like everybody else. And you're in your little area of the city. And it's all cool. And, you know, everybody's cool with each other and just getting dirty and being burners and the whole thing. But, hey, doesn't everybody have that chance? And then you have the people from the big city.

The people from the big city. Sorry, I had to find the story here. and my stack of stuff on the floor. We have the Labor Day weekend, mass camping out there in Nevada Desert, and they come back to the city, New York. And they can't stop their stupid whining. It's hard to hold on to the good energy of Burning Man once I get back into the city.

Finding my Zen and I'm on sung-rise meditation sessions, costumes, commitment to human decency at the annual anything go. Burning Man Festival. It's hard. It's hard to get back into the city and keep up with my burner lifestyle. They give you water if you're thirsty. They feed you if you're hungry. Some people will dance for 18 straight hours.

They do that in New York City now. What is you talking about? You have cars hunking at you, subway doors closing at you, and people's... What is to serve themselves and not you? it's very harsh. It's very hard to leave, Burning Man. So stay out in the desert, Dina. Who'd ever think that joining a self-sufficient outdoor camp using baby wipes as a pseudo-shower for a week and for some taking copious amounts of drugs would be so hard to give up?

Who would have thought that? Who would have thunk it? Dina, Kaplan, from New York? Who'd ever think that joining a self-sufficient outdoor camp using baby whites as a pseudo-shower for a week, and for some taking copious amounts of drugs would be so hard to give up dancing for 18 straight hours. You know, a number of New Yorkers dissatisfied with their lives flee westward every year for the week-long festival. known for its constant hugs and no money mandate. But upon their return, many are experiencing withdrawal symptoms, as the transition proves tough for those who continue to see the mirage of Burning Man, even when back in Manhattan.

Now those are the drugs wearing off, Dina. Once you get yourself clean, you'll be back to New York State of Mind in no time. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hey, this is Jeff Fisher. Let me tell you about this, and then we'll get to the show, okay? If you're in the market for a new mattress, casper.com slash Fisher should be the next website you visit. Casper created one perfect mattress that sold directly to you at a shockingly fair price,

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