Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Toilet Seats And Tinder Hoes

Episode Date: November 21, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Hey, it's Glenn, and I want to remind you, peace of mind is tough to come by these days unless you have a Liberty Safe. With a Liberty Safe, you won't worry when you leave the house because you'll know your valuables are protected. And right now, you can get free delivery to your home on any Liberty Safe. Go to LibertySafe.com for factory direct pricing. LibertySafe.com made in the USA lifetime warranty and peace of mind. LibertySafe.com. I love this time of year.

not so much because I have to buy all kinds of presents and stuff that's not what Christmas is about is it no no it is a doggone it it's about family and togetherness yes what it's about okay I mean I love it and especially just the you know the idea of the whole I mean that whole Thanksgiving smell in the house and it's a fireplace it's gonna be great so just enjoy it okay

I'm actually looking forward to it. But next week is apps, okay? It'll be Saturday after the Black Friday. We'll obviously have some Black Friday stories. You can count on them. There's always plenty of those. But we're going to, I got all kinds of tech stuff. I've got tech stuff.

I got tech stuff backed up where you won't believe. But I mean, I've got stories that are just loaded up with tech. And I want to share them. And we just never get to them. And there's only so much time in a day, okay? There's only so much time in a broadcast day. And then there's news and stuff that we have to actually talk about or I want to share with you and other things.

And then we just never get to all the great tech stuff. So next week, day after Black Friday, tech, tech, tech. We've got the new Tinder app. You know, now I know if you don't know about Tinder, I mean, you can hook up. It's a, you know, they pretend not to be a hookup app, but that's what they are. and in your, you know, you got your area and you snap your picture and you can either like or deny, you know, and you can, you know, you end up at two in the morning with, you know, the third one down the list.

And you, yourself, may be the actual Tinder ho. Okay, you might be that. If you think you are, you probably are. But now Tinder is, you know, they've been trying to, you know, make it seem like they're not the big just, hey, that's all we do is hookups. No, we don't. We want to be bigger and better than that. So we can now show your job and education info so you can judge a potential matches qualifications.

We're dating and love site. Uh-huh. Okay. Tinder, I just wanted you to know it all sounds good and everything. And I'm happy for you. Go ahead. You put whatever you want on your little app there and show me, you know, what he or she has got in your area there.

but I'm just letting you know. It's 1.30 the morning. I don't care that she works at the – I don't care that she's the call operator for FedEx Monday through Friday. Okay. Don't care. Don't care. So I don't know, hey, she available?

So sad. Now, now we have, and speaking of Tinder, we have the new Rumbler fighting app. Tinder for Fighting App. Yeah, baby. Love it. So you can find out if you want to fight, you can schedule, you can pick a fight or you can go to a fight. Huh? How about that?

Rumbler. Yeah. Rumbler. and you have a little fists around your area that you know where the fights are. I am continually amazed, and I they claim it's for real, it's supposed to be up and running the trial basis already.

We'll see how it goes. You know this stuff is real. You know it is. It's agonizing. Just agonizing. That someone would actually want to know where the fights is. But hey, that's the world we live in, right? right

course it is of course it is and of course we talked a little bit on my my teas for the show about a new body and the 3D printing

you know they're starting to have the three-dimensional printing where they're printing you know you can have all kinds of stuff and obviously people you know they 3D print

all that bougie crap that you want oh look there's a coffee cup oh doesn't that look like a fish Yeah, it does. Great job. Waste of time. But the bioprinting that's starting now is cool.

And bioengineering, along with a 3D printing, they're creating artificial organs, they're creating skin, they're creating body parts. And I am a huge fan, huge fan. How's your elbow? it's great. No problem. Is that a 3D printer? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Because I'm going in for shoulder surgery here in a couple weeks. And if they would just put in a new 3D shoulder, no problem. 3D printed shoulder. Put it in, walk away. I am all for that.

They can go ahead and do the left elbow. They can do the right knee. The left knee has already got a fake knee, but it's not the 3D printed knee. You want to put body parts in me that are 3D? I'm your guinea pig. Wait, did I say that out loud? I guess I did, didn't I? That's, and we've got the top YouTubers. I mean, we've got to talk about this stuff.

We've got internet tech, YouTuber stuff, all next week, okay, for Black Saturday or Brown Saturday. or whatever the heck they call it. Because there's all kinds of cool stuff that you need to know about. And some of it you may want to know about for the holidays. Yes, that's correct. So I get this story sent to me. And they're, you know, having, you know, people are joking and having fun. Ha, ha, ha.

But I actually think it's a, what a tremendous idea. So in Los Angeles and especially, and there's a big one in Moscow. as well, toilet-themed cafes. Now, yes, of course, you think I'd want to eat in the toilet. Of course not. But the theme where people are sitting on toilets for their chairs, come on now, that's kind of cool. And they do that.

And in L.A. and in Russia, in Moscow, they have soup bowls, and you're being served in what looks like a little toilet bowl. Come on, that's good stuff. Eating out of toilet bowls like that? Right? Come on. You'd eat there. I mean, that's a great idea.

Now, they have the magic restroom cafe in L.A. And, of course, it's L.A. So when you look at the pictures, it's, you know, it's Los Angeles. And it's, you know, it's not a cafe, please. But I think that you should have the next, crazy. There's a million dollar idea for me. Just open it up. You'd be ready to go. Wouldn't take much. Just have

your coffee house. And you could think up your own little cute little name for it. Toilet seat coffee house. Caffeine in and out. Whatever. But you have the toilet seats there. You sit on the toilet seats would be fun. It'd be fun.

It would be one of the things that the Los Angeles place doesn't have is the tank on the toilet seats. Seats. They're all, they've looked like they've got, they're all the same with the same colored seats and stuff. No, you want them different colored. So people are sitting at the red toilet seat table and the yellow with the multi-cook. Come on now. You get a little creative with the toilet cafes. Come on now. But I love the sinks. I mean, you could drink out of a toilet, you could drink out of toilet seat coffee cups. Come on now. Get creative a little bit at your

toilet seat restaurant. It's a million dollar idea from me. that other people are actually still doing now, so it's not really a complete million-dollar idea for me. But it would be fun, don't you think? Wouldn't it? A little fun? Just to sit on a toilet seat and drink coffee? Of course it would.

And one last little tech story, Google. And we'll talk a little bit about this next week as well, but Google has debuted a new artificial intelligence system called Rank Brain. Now, it's using Rank Brain to manage the obscure queries that Google gets, so it's tied in with their search engine. Okay. but it helps, you know, Google translate the phrases that the search engine hasn't encountered before, but it's also learning from its mistakes. So, so we've created the brain that's learning from its mistakes,

already tying it into Google. Welcome to the future. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This podcast brought to you by My Patriot Supply. Did you miss the chance to get a 72-hour emergency food supply with free shipping for just $10? What's wrong with you? Don't worry. Call 888-4-11-744.

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