Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Turkey Trouble

Episode Date: February 20, 2016

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.

Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day, don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,800-6-39-10. That's 1-800-6-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-6-6-6-9-10. Again, 1-800-6-6. 686, 3910. Call now. When I lived in St. Petersburg for a while, I lived in Florida for a long time. And at one point, I technically lived in St. Petersburg proper, St. Petersburg, Florida proper.

And for the life of me, I can't remember the name of the street we were living on at the time. But they had wild peacocks and peahens in this neighborhood. And those damn things are loud. loud when they get pissed, when they get frightened, when they wake up, the morning, they wake around, and, you know, I mean, nobody's doing anything with them. They'll let them wander in the neighborhood. They're cute. They don't know anything.

They're good for the neighborhood. Yeah, they're cute until Sunday afternoon you're taking a nap and one decides, you know what, I'm going to be just outside your window as loud as I possibly can. And then you want to get the 22 and shoot it. But apparently, which I didn't do, by the way, St. Petersburg. But apparently, St. Petersburg is not the only place they're

having a problem with peacocks and peahens and gags of wild turkeys. Are they gags or gangs? A gaggle? A ganger? They've got gangs of wild turkeys in New Jersey. New Jersey. You didn't

see anybody ask Chris Christie about that in the debates, did you? What are you going to do about the wild turkey problem? Chris. Well, apparently now, according to this call, mailmen are being accosted. Oh, the police, Sergeant McLaughlin. Hey, Sarge, this is the Postmaster in Hillsdale. Hey, he's gone. Okay.

You're not going to believe this, but I got to carry this being attacked by wild turkeys won't let him deliver the mail. On Espawn Drive, 28 Espaon Drive? Esplanade. Yeah, I guess that's it. ESPLA and Espinade Drive. 28, okay, being attacked by Turkey. This has been going on. It's crazy.

I mean, they're actually attacking, biting. They chase the trucks everything. Wow. Take a look at it. All right. I'll send them over there. Thank you. Okay.

Take a look at it. Okay? Yeah, send them over there. Now, there's other stories of this happening in New Jersey, and they show the turkey's starting to attack the person taking the picture. And this is what it sounds like. They both do what he said. No?

And you see these. turkeys. I mean, they're coming up on you. They are coming up on you. And part of this video, you know, they, uh, they show a lady with her kid riding a bike and these, these turkeys are coming up trying to say, hey, what's going on? What's going on? And they're scary because they're big birds. Now, you probably, you give one a good swift kick. The rest of them are going to go away. I would guess. Because that's what I would do. You can walk around all you want. their gaggle of turkeys, gang oh turkey.

But you're coming up on me, you're going to size 13 upside your little turkey head. Okay? Now that may cause the others to attack or it may cause, you know, it may cause my kid to get all pecked out the next time he goes out on the street without me

packed by turkeys. It's the latest movie. So, next time you're in New Jersey, Run! Run! The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out.

Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American Residential Warranty. Their home warranties pay to repair or replace all your major appliances when they break, and they will break. And at the worst possible time, call American Residential Warranty right now. For free information on home warranties starting at just pennies a day.

Don't wait for your refrigerator to stop running or your ceiling fans to stop turning. Call American Residential Warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,800-6-86. That's 1,8006-39-10. Again, 1-800-6-8-6-8-6-39-10. Call now.