Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Whipits Whiplash and "Take It Easy Matt"

Episode Date: June 6, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. All right. The test. What? You didn't take the test? Well, go to my Twitter account at Jeff EMRA and take the sex test. Okay. You ready?

All right. Slate put this up. Sex history. And they want to know, is your sexual history as impressive as you think? And I don't know that anybody thinks their sexual history is impressive. However, you know, everybody, I guess, I guess you think, whatever. But as I took it, all right, I'm a little disappointed in myself. A little disappointed in myself.

I'm like 55% better than my peers. Okay. All right. That can't be. I know I'm better than that. So I got to reconfigure because I know that I'm 100. because it asked how old you are, and then how many sex partners you've had since 18. Okay.

So first, since 18. All right. So, I mean, I don't know about you, but unlike what my children will be able to say before I was 18, there may have been some happenings. Okay? That's all I'm saying. Plus, I've been married now for like a thousand years. And there's only been a couple of, you know, between the wife and a couple of affairs. She's going to love that.

Oh, my wife is going to laugh at that. Between the two wives, my first wife and my second wife, you know, I mean, that counts as two. I don't know about you, but that's the only. counts as two for a number of years, okay? Because you're married and you're supposed to keep that vow. I got it. So if I lower my age to when I got married, so I'm going to do that. When did I get married the first time?

Okay. I got married here. And then I got to take a couple. You take the two off, right? All right. You take the two off. What do you stack up? What?

57% I only went up a couple of percentage points. Whatever. All right, I got to refigure. I must have forgot a couple people. Now, the people I work with in New York? Way better than me. Way better. One, 94%.

One at 69% better. Come on. I am like nobody. Compared to coworkers in New York. I got to rethink the heck I'm doing. I'll tell you that right now. All right, we can talk about Bruce if you want. I mean, we don't have to.

If you're sick of hearing about Caitlin and Bruce, me too. I really am. I'm over it. I hope I wish him all the best. He got an award from ESPN, everybody's pissed. So what? It's their award that can give it to whoever the hell they want. And then you get the articles of, you know, transgender mental disorder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bruce Jenner. and calling him a woman as an insult to women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know Matt Walsh. Big story on the blaze. Calling Bruce Jenner, a woman is an insult to women. The only thing I, it's a really good article.

Matt does a fantastic job for us. I love, I love his articles. I am a little befuddle that his parents beware. Soon the magazine rack at the checkout line at the sewer market will feature the profoundly disturbing image of Bruce Jenner. All right. The picture of vanity fair, call me Caitlin, is if you don't know the story, if you're a kid looking at a magazine, as you go through the checkout line with your parents at the grocery store, you don't know that. You don't know that that's Bruce Jenner, now Caitlin Jenner.

You see what appears to be a woman sitting there, say, and call me Caitlin. Whoa. So, I mean, if the kid says, wow, look at that picture, do you immediately have to go to, oh, that's Bruce Jenner, transgender? No, you don't. So take it easy on that. We had another big story on The Blaze from Laverne Vivio. talked about I wished I'd been born a boy, but in the end, her belief that God doesn't make mistakes. And she has a great life and a great family.

And I know most of them. And okay. I mean, I didn't know that she had struggled that much, but okay. I'm sorry that it was that much of a struggle. But we love you. Right? And she's got a great life. So, you know, good for her. Now, we can talk about a little crime, too.

I want to talk about a little bit of crime because there has been some serious crime across the country in recent days. You had the woman smashing into the mailbox, running into the ditch and smashing into the mailbox because she was high on nitrous. Now, the article calls it whip it. I'm sorry, being a person of some knowledge of whippets, getting nitrous from whipped cream bottles are not whippets. You're getting nitrous from the whipped cream bottles. We have to warm up. You can't shake them. Nitrous rises and you take that hit off the top.

I've seen it done. I mean, I think that's how you do it. and you get the buzz from the nitrous. There are little canisters of nitrous. Those are the whippets. And then there's a device, a little melodic, you put the canister in and it pops it, and then you hit that or take whatever they call it.

And you catch the nitrous buzz from that. Those are whippets. We had that. That's horrific crime. the mailbox down, I mean, horrific. And then we had the Connecticut man, afraid to go into his own house, called 911 dispatchers for help.

There was a horrific thing in his house, and he couldn't go in. Well, let's hear the call. I have a problem in my home. I cannot go inside in my home. What's the problem? The problem is my kid was getting too addressed. seat and I was inside and he attacked me and she attacked me my leg and bite me and my wife would come outside and now we cannot go in the home like a three four hours

okay and this is you said a cat yeah okay so where's the cat sorry inside the house in my home okay and so you want the police to come and remove the cat what it was What is the problem? Like, yeah, we'll have to go inside her home because we remove the cat. Okay. Um, I don't know. Was something wrong with the cat? Like, it would, we don't know they're really true.

She had a baby last night. Okay. And then she was good until like 10, 11 o'clock today. And I come from outside and then I changed my clothes and just I, I'm feeding the bed. and he started to attack me. And then after, we locked her another room, but she, we were in another room and then we go out and start to attack again

and we cannot move, we cannot do anything. Now we come out and we were waiting, in the parking like a three, four hours. It's so aggressive and so mad. Just five minutes ago, I tried to open. open the door again. And she's waiting on the door and it was so much screaming and noise and it coming like attacking mode.

Horrific crime happening in Connecticut. The assault cat. Cats are attacking people forever now in America. Be careful. Cats are very, very dangerous. And that may be a reason. Now that, according to that man, that cat just had babies. Kittens, I know.

And then went into attack mode, right? Maybe the great Bob Barker was right. Spay and neuter a must. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. work.