Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Who is the 'The Dark Dragon, Ruler Of Time'?

Episode Date: March 21, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. I told you a little bit earlier about supervillain names. And someone sent me this page about supervillain names. And they have an idea of different, through the alphabet and numbers, what your super villain name would be. And you've got to go, first letter of your first name represents something. The first letter of your last name represents something. the day you were born represents something, and the first letter of your middle name represents something.

So, you know, myself, we'll see the first letter of your first name. Jay, so I would be killer, killer, sword. The day you were born, 29th, the immortal of lust. Killer sword, the immortal of lust. That's my super villain name. Huh? I kind of like that, actually. Now, there's up on my face.

I'll share that on my Facebook page, so you could find out your super villain name. But I was thinking that it doesn't hold up because, you know, I mean, J equals killer, last name, Fisher equals Sward, day you were born the 29th equals the immortal, and your middle initial W of lust. So I was thinking, I wonder about our president what he would be and if it fits, because that kind of fits with me. I'm okay with that.

I'm good with, you know, killer sword, the immortal of lust. I've got him okay with that. So, Barack Obama, you know, since he's the most person, you know, the name we all know, right, Barack Obama. So you've got B equals dark. O equals dragon. He was born when August 4th, right? So the 4th equals the ruler. And his middle initial is what, H. Hussein, right, of time.

So the super villain name for Barack Hussein Obama, our president of the United States of America. Dark Dragon, the ruler of time. Yeah, that's right. Just think about that a little bit. Okay, a couple more jokes to leave you with on this first day of spring. The best two-line jokes. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tears.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells, don't do it. You have so much potential. And I'll leave you with this one. A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar. The bartender gave it to her. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.