Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Why you should eat grilled cheese in bed tomorrow

Episode Date: April 11, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. So those of you that were disappointed, way back, way back, way back in, well, heck, 1903. Did you believe it back then? No. I'm talking about recently, who thought there was not a brontosaurus? No one. Right? I mean, the Flintstones had brontasurs.

There were brontasurses. We all thought that. But really, there weren't. Because paleontologist Elmer Riggs concluded that the dinosaur known as brannosaurus was actually the same as another dinosaur. The aptosaurus. So there was no bronosaurus. It was just the aptosaurus. Well, well, well, hold on.

Hold on. They need to be separated from each other because, oh my gosh, the scientists were wrong. Amazing. Science was wrong. They're evolving. They're finding new things out and changing and saying one thing a bunch of years earlier and then changing it years later. It's amazing. So, congratulations.

Bronosaurus. You're back. You're back. Yes, you did exist. You did exist. And we're very, very happy to have you back. The Bronosaurus. The research was incorrect.

You. are now part of our lives again, for real. Many of you may have thought, I didn't know that Baranosaurus didn't exist. Well, he didn't. But now he does again, okay? Those of you listening on April 11th, 2015, big day for you. Why? 7-Eleven has decided that today is bring your own.

own cup day. You can fill that bad boy up. Doesn't matter what it is. Fill it up. Okay? It's bring your own cup day. Now, what I do find kind of strange from 7-Eleven for something to count as a cup, the patrons can bring whatever they want as long as it's sanitary leakproof of a definite shape. and fits within a 10-inch cutout provided at the store. I might have to stop by 7-Eleven to see what the cutout looks like because they're showing some pretty fascinating things that people are filling up. But I love this line from 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven suggests bringing sand buckets, tea kettles, trophies,

which are free to fill up for 149 a cup. It's free to fill up for 149 a cup. per cup. Thank you. But didn't you just say no? We're saying go ahead, fill it up for $1.49 per cup. But we're just wording it, hey, it's free to fill up for $149 per cup. It's a certified replica.

It's free to fill up for $149 per cup. So it's bring your own cup day. Fill it up at 7-11, April 11th, 2015. Yes, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. You can fill it up. People are bringing up big old cowboy boots, whiskey bottles, gallon jugs, and fill it out. I mean, I like slurpees.

But I don't know if I could go for a gigantic gallon of, it's free to fill up, you know, for $1.49 per cup. And be careful, too. You might just want to get the regular Coca-Cola slurpee because we found out that Diet Coke make any fat. People who drink at least one can a day have larger waste measurements. Wait, what? Dieters opting for low-calorie fizzy drinks to help boost their weight loss may see their waistlines expand.

Uh-oh. Rather than encouraging the pounds to drop off, a new study is shown regularly drinking diet sodas, add inches to a person's waste measurement. Scientists at the University of Texas examined the lifestyles of 749 Mexican-American and European-American people over the course of nine years, in which 476 participants survived. That's not that big a number. I'd like to do another study on why so many people died. 749 Mexican-American and European-American people over the course of nine years. In nine years, almost 300 people died?

I want to pick another 749 people. They found that those who indulge in at least one diet drink a day gained at least three inches to their waistline. So be careful with the Diet Coke. Okay? But there is good news on the food front. What is it? Grilled cheese lovers have more sex. Makes you want to have a grilled cheese sandwich, doesn't it?

32% of grilled cheese fans have sex at least six times a month versus 27% of those who don't like the sandwich. Oh, and by the way, I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that this study was put out by a new social networking site. Sunday is National Grilled Cheese Day. So a complete coincidence, but since it happens to be National Grilled Cheese Day, there just happens to be a new study released that people who eat and love grilled cheese have more sex.

Complete coincidence.