Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: WTF?! (Florida) & Some Meat Stuff

Episode Date: September 17, 2016

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Mark, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. Hey, Jeffie, does that diet include when you talk about boiled burgers, meatballs, how about meatballs in a Mediterranean sauce slowly cooked to the point of tears? Does that include that? First of all, first of all, take it easy. Okay, calm down over the. the Mediterranean sauce of the meatballs, okay?

Just calm down a little bit. Second, we're talking about National Cheeseburger Day. We're not talking about meatballs. Right. But the diet said fried food. So you're right. Don't you, when you make the meatballs, don't you fry them a little bit, like, you know, preheat them up a little bit

before you put them in the sauce or do you just boil them? Yeah. That's what I thought. Thanks for calling. Don't try to. We know we're not having boiled meat. Okay, not going to happen, especially boiled meatballs. You do have to kind of preheat them and fry them up a little bit and get them already heated up a little before you put them in the sauce.

You don't want to do it too much, though, because the sauce will cook them a little bit longer, and that's where your boiling comes in. On top of which, I was reminded about broiling. Okay, nobody broils anymore. It's not American. Get over it. All right. When I was forced to eat broiled meat as a child, And you know, the only winning point behind broiling steak when I was a kid was that my mother would broil the steak.

And you know, you had the broiling pan so all the juices would get down into the bottom of the broiling pan and that's what you throw out. No, you know what you did? You took the white bread and you dipped it into that juice and ate that. That had to be real good for us. I mean, I don't know that I could bring myself to even do that these days. But when you're a kid, come on. now. That's good stuff. White bread dipped in broiled juices

in the broiling pan? Oh yeah. Come on. Chuck in Florida joins us on the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hello, Chuck. Greetings, my friend. I'll see you. It's the same thing. What's the deal? Are you in the same room with no books? The microphone, I am. I thought I had a...

Come on, man. You're killing me. What is going on with you? I changed nothing. I thought we'd fixed it, put the baffles back in, everything was great, but I'm still baffled apparently. You most definitely are baffled. Well, I'm going to have to change my board settings or something here.

I don't know what happened. I looked at everything, made sure that the echo was turned off, and there was no dramatic effect to my voice because I'm very dramatic enough. All right, so we'll have, while we're talking. I can't go into broiled meat. I can't go into broil.

meat this early in the morning. Have it? Why not? Well, I mean, I could. I mean, I would not even meet early in the morning, but. Listen, there's no, there's no law that says we can't have meat right now. No, no, I'm all with you there. Okay. That's absolutely right.

We can go passionate on food if you want to. All right. So, Chuck, while we're talking, turn around and tell the wife to start bringing in books into the room, you know, let's load it up, let's load it up. It needs to be dirtier. So there's stuff laying around, soak up some of the sound. And then, I'm not joking. Tell her. I understand.

Hey, Mrs. Yeah, she's otherwise occupied. Oh, my God. What's I'm calling her? I'll get this started. You need to text her cell phone number. If she's not there, she better be working. So what stories do you have, Mr. Chuck in Florida.com?

What's happening in Florida with your weirdos down there? in the damn sunshine state. There is no loss for weirdos this week in Florida. We have a Lake Wales woman who called him a bomb threat to prevent her boyfriend's urine test at the police department. That was good one. Did that work out for her? Not very well.

Apparently, they were convinced that she would have done anything to have gotten him out of taking the urine test. So Denise Martinez, 131 of Lake Wales, was charged with filing a false report concerning planting a bomb, which is a felony. Yes, she's done. And, of course, there's a recording of the 911 call on the website. Oh, my gosh.

All right. That is sad. You're right, and it does make me think, yep, Florida, you're still in the lead for weirdos. Next? I'm skipping the one for last here, and I'm going to go down to one of my favorite. My favorite one is the one here in Tampa I've got to talk about later. But here's a woman who admitted hiding marijuana in her niece's lunchbox that she was taking her to school when she got pulled over. So she got pulled over.

She gets pulled over for an expired tag on the back of her car. He's driving on a suspended license. She's already been booked once before for possession. And now she stashes her weed in her niece's lunchbox thinking, I'll just hide it in here. the cops aren't going to look there. I'm surprised that the cops would look at all. I mean, I guess... Well, there was a very strong smell of marijuana coming from the car when the police approach, they said.

So she's smoking dope with the kid in the car taking her to school. She's... Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Real brilliant. I mean, she's crazy. And a friend once said that police have no problem finding criminals because they're usually the dumbest people in the crowd. That's pretty close to fact.

I mean, after all, the chosen profession, you know, you're going to think about it. If you're going to go in and think of your career choices, then you end up on I'll steal stuff. Yeah, probably not a Harvard grad. That's a really good point. The Harvard grader's taking stuff from me. Never mind. I don't want to get into those criminals. Go ahead.

Well, we go on to banking and all that, but let's not, yeah. No, I don't want to start there. Here's an interesting one. A woman called in a police. report with a black eye saying that her boyfriend hit her, oh, I'm sorry, the guy that she sometimes has sex with, he apparently was so inebriated, which she shows up for their little friends with benefits saying, she fell out of the bed, hit her eye. And she's blaming him?

And she's blaming him, but the story gets better. She got really, really mad, apparently, because I don't know, she thought maybe he punched her or what, but she somehow managed to spray hot sauce and muscle. all over the bedroom. And I'm thinking, that's just rude, first of all. You come over, it's your afternoon delight thing with your friend down the street that you sometimes have sex with. And the cops show up, and the husband goes. He stated that he didn't live with her, but she sometimes comes over from time to time to have sex with him.

Right. I mean, who doesn't have that? No, I mean, come on. You know, it's a lady down the road, right? and they arrived a 34-year-old woman and wasn't wearing any clothes and appeared extremely intoxicated. I bet.

She said they had been drinking and that he struck her in the face and that she sustained injuries to her right eye from his fist. But that apparently was not the case. She was so drunk, she rolled out of bed and then started losing her temper and throwing condiments all around.

Wow. Man. That'll teach you. That'll teach you. I've got to pick your sex partners better. You have to. It's a must. I don't want to hear about why you have sex partners at all.

No. No, you have to have that. You just have to pick them better. Next. Well, you've got to worry about all those other things until we get to clean, nice, you know. Never mind. Right.

Forever, right? You were just talking about that this week. I remember, right? Thank you. Yes. You're absolutely. Correct. Hey, there you go.

Actually, I listen. So my favorite story of the week is from Tampa, right here in town. A man wanted to see if his bulletproof vest that he bought actually worked. So his cousin shot him in the chest and wound up killing him. Oh, my gosh. So it didn't work or did he just give him a heart attack from the bullet hitting his chest? No, it went through because it wasn't really a bulletproof vest. Holy crap.

And so his cousin. again, not rocket scientist serious. He shoots him and square in the chest. I know, but still. I mean, that's it. So,

come on. You're, you're protecting yourself. And first of all, if you've ever worn a black vest, that was in the Army, those things are big and heavy and bulky.

You think you're bulletproof. You really do. But they always tell you, no, no, no. This is just so that the shrapnel doesn't, you know, cut you to shreds. The bulletproof vets are pretty small.

and thin. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised. I mean, okay, well, first of all, let's go back to being stupid. But I'm surprised that he thought that I wonder where he thought it was a bulletproof vest from and where he got that from. If you got it from the guy selling it to him, that's the problem. Yeah.

No, I was just going to say, you really got to say, I've had some bad deals in false advertising before. Right. You know, who the hell sells a bulletproof vest to a guy? No, no, no, no. you're good. Go ahead. Get out of here. I mean, if it doesn't work, is he going to complain? No. Probably not.

Yeah. That's fantastic. Chuckinflora.com. Thank you very much, my man. I appreciate it. Chuck in Florida.com. Proving once again that many, many people in Florida are still some of the weirdest in the country. And attempting one last quick story from Florida,

just not a weird story really at all, just an update on the man who attempted to kill George Zimmerman was found guilty in Florida this week. So even George Zimmerman's still in the news. This guy cannot catch a break. Susan in West Virginia, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. How are you? I'm fine.

It's not West Virginia. It's Wyoming. I'm one of those like 100,000 people that live here. So 62,000 in our capital. And good morning. Right. Listen, I'm a big fan of Wyoming. I would love to be up there.

It is such a beautiful day. I'm headed out to the farmer's market to get tomatoes and basal and oregano and things like that. But I have a meatball recipe I think you would love. They're called mops of rattle of meatballs. And you just take a cube about three quarters of an inch by three quarters of an inch and wrap your where, well, we use. grass fed, no GMO, no anything, no antibiotics. I bet you that's a daryotes or things like that.

We get our meat from Wheatland from a place up there, so it's all pure. And I'm telling you the taste is so different from meat, that's how it should be versus what you would just get at your local, your local supermarket. But we wrap that around it, and then we fry it up in bacon grease. Yes, in bacon grease. and then we put it in the crock pot with tomato sauce that we've made either from tomatoes from our backyard or from the farmer's market and just let it cook all day. They make the best meatball sandwich as you have ever had. Don't waste it on spaghetti. You want a meatball sandwich.

I have. To be fair. Yeah, to be fair. Susan, my wife has made that before. Okay. So you know. Trust me, I'm 8,000 pounds. I understand.

I understand. However, I will say this, that I'm not sure she's made it. I must, I know that, you know, you can talk down to me some more with your little grass-fed beef stuff. But I didn't have that. So I'm sure it was that much better. Now, my producers in New York are. I know. taste is totally different.

My husband was all, rur-r-r-r, it's like $2 and 80 cents more pound. And then I put a bite in as a little. mouth and he was like, where did you get this? Okay, I guess we could, because we could pay that. I guess we could pay that. Don't worry about it. Yeah. So he was, well, and we don't eat a ton of meat here.

It's more of, I'd like to call it an accent to our meal. We eat a ton of vegetables and fruits. My husband eats a ton of bread. I see. You're talking down to me again. I've tried. Yeah, I'm just not even going to go there because he just is who he is. But I will tell you saturated.

Fats get such a bad name. They get bad rap. And saturated fats are so good for your body. That gives you state, which means I can go from breakfast to lunch without feeling hungry. So in essence, you eat less calories. And people don't seem to get that. And I just sit here and I beat my head against the little and I'm like, hello? No, don't be treated against me.

Why do you think I'm 5.7 and 135 pounds? because I'm going to thank you thank you I'm with you I just wanted to let you know I appreciate it so what

what's a bad name grass fed beef that's the way to go and mom porella meatballs for anybody out there listening look it up online it's just

heaven in a bite so there you go so you said that it's a beautiful day in Wyoming is it not almost winter there now are we not

no no not even we've had some colder days where it's in the 60s where you've, instead of wearing Caprize to work, I've actually worn pants or, yeah, things like that.

Maybe put my sandals back on the shop and just worn and slip on shoes. But now it's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous day here. Susan, thank you very much. I'm in Capri's now. So, all right, you have a great day. I appreciate it very much. I love your show.

I, you know, when you went to Florida, I thought you had left the show. I just about went. Oh, no, it's all good. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yep. Thank you. Susan brought up a good point, too.

If I've said it once, I've said it, I don't know how many times. Saturated fats are good for you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hey, this is Jeff Fisher. Let me tell you about this and then we'll get to the show, okay? If you're in the market for a new mattress, casper.com slash Fisher should be the next website you visit. Casper created one perfect mattress that sold directly to you at a shockingly fair price,

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