Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: WTF (Florida)?! & Time To Cut You Off!

Episode Date: August 6, 2016

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I trust.com. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Good news coming from the U.S. military. Yes, it's exciting. The U.S. will launch the world's largest battleship robot. Do you realize that? I mean, that's freaking amazing. It's a robotic battleship that will be able to run without a human on board.

132-foot submarine as the sea hunter successfully completed its first performance test this past week off the coast of San Diego, keeping an on course to enter the Navy fleet in a couple of years, 2018. I bet you'll be faster than that. The company developing the sea hunter, the vessel surpassed all performance objectives for speed, maneuverability, stability, seakeeping, acceleration, deceleration, and fuel consumption. The first few tests, a pilot has to remain on the ship. But in upcoming trials, the craft will cruise without any human assistance. Wow. They're still going to have the battle fleet will come at a fraction of the price

compared to the fully manned Navy ship. Yeah, no kidding. The agencies debuted the first prototype last April. The Klingon Bird of Prey is what the Deputy Defense Secretary. Oh my gosh. So they're going to be out there, baby. Dron ships. Dron ships.

It's going to be absolutely amazing. And you know what's good about that? The U.S. Navy with their drone ships, as soon they're going to have just regular drones, Homeland Security drones flying around. Homeland Security's already been to Silicon Valley for specially designed drones. They met again last week for entrepreneurs where they need, hey, we need lightweight drones that are easy to fly can cover vast stretches of desert. They also need to be able to provide images good enough to scan faces against database

for prior criminal history. So they need to be really cool and work really good, and they need to do everything we needed to do and make it happen out there in Silicon Valley, and then we'll buy it for you for a bunch of money. Homeland Security drones. So we're going to have those flying around all over. That's great. Is that a Homeland Security drone?

or is that just the drone up in New Hampshire? Because police are still investigating several reports of suspicious drone activity. Two residents reported a drone lingering outside a window late at night. Who didn't see that coming? I mean, why not? You know, the peeping drone. Come on now. Come on.

Who didn't see that coming? what Silicon Valley needs to work on and they're probably going to work it on for the government instead of you is some sort of some sort of silencer device so when it hovers you can't hear it

so you just have that quiet hovering peeping drone you know that's what the government probably already has it what am I thinking about stupid Silicon Valley's they've already got it they're now they're advertising hey we've gone to Silicon Valley, it's already out there.

We've been using it for a year now. Our silencer drones. It's the Peeping Tom drones. You buy those in the dark web. The peeping Tom drones. Not that I would ever, I would ever buy those. No way. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Not even close. Plus, you can't fly them. I mean, right now, unless you're the, government, you can't really, you've got to be pretty close. So, so, you can't really be far enough away to stay out of trouble. Chuck in Florida on the Blaze Radio Network and the Jeff Fisher show. Hello, Mr. Chuck in Florida.

How are you, sir? Greetings, Jeffrey. I'm great. How are you, sir? Fantastic. In this, you know, 100-plus degree weather here in Irving. Texas. It's just fabulous. We have similar weather in Florida.

That's what's causing all the outbreaks of mosquito Zika virus down here. Yeah, we just talked a little bit about the Zika drones that they're putting out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The Zika's that will kill, you know, the Mutant.

Yeah. Yeah. So what else is happening? I saw, I did see a couple of very interesting stories come out of your neck of the woods, by the way, in Tampa. Just the other day that made me think, you know, be time for you to leave that neck of the woods. You know, it's getting scary.

Every time you walk around downtown here, there's some new weirdo that's got something he's peddling down there, whether it's another face-eating, flesh-eating zombie virus or what. But, yeah, the one that really struck me this week was the flamingo at Bush Gardens. I guess Pinky, not the most original name for a flamingo, but was a longtime resident that they had in in not exactly in the the greatest of captivity areas it's just kind of an open area with you know a few little words around the fenced area there where people can get up close to them and apparently some real jerk grabbed a hold of it and slammed it to the ground uh causing severe injuries and flamingos could be mean they can be they can be i've seen mean flamingos

geese are are far worse however uh you know flamingos are generally they're keep to themselves. This one had been around people a lot, though. They took it out as what they call one of their animal ambassadors, and they take it to, you know, kids' homes and nursing homes and stuff. And it was the dancing one, right? Exactly. Yes.

Flamingo. I mean, you know, these are by. The Champlaingo exhibit down there is really cool, though. They've got a couple of hundred of them just milling around nearly out in the open. So, you know, they tend to be pretty docile. They were on people all the time. So this guy, did he, I mean, is it dead? Did he kill it?

He injured it badly enough that they had to euthanize it, unfortunately. I'm really down there, and I got the news alert in my email, and it's like, this, this come back, this is really beyond the pale. He's a 45-year-old resident of Orlando who had a criminal record and looked a little bit mentally unstable from some of the comments, like, oh, wow, I've never been to a Tampa jail before, you know. Yeah, well, guess what? So, yeah, this real winter apparently spent the night there,

and they had an arraignment the next morning, and the judge said, yeah, you know what, $5,000 bail. And if you can't come up with it, too bad, you're staying anyway. So he's still in jail, apparently. Good, good, good. He's a complete cretan. I understand there's some other story about illicit marijuana. in the Bay Area? Did I miss something?

Really? Yes. I mean, I had thought you'd be all over it because now they're going to be able to sell it, right? The pot dispensary coming to Tampa. I hadn't heard that we're getting a pot dispensary. I know they decriminalized it in Florida now for medical use, and they had been selling it in Jacksonville. The first one opened up around there. They made their first delivery or whatever first part of this week. But no, I didn't hear Tampa was getting one.

That'll bring us some real interesting people to the neighborhood. Yeah, I mean, that's exciting news for you and your family. You'll be able to go out and have a good time. And it is opening in. I just looked it up here because I saw it the other day. Atlanta-based company at Fowler Avenue. Fowler Avenue. Oh, my father.

So that's not far from you. Well, it's closer to Bush Gardens than it is to me. But, yeah, no, maybe three or four miles. I think they're going for the tourist impact, to be honest here, Jeffrey. You know, the thing about criminal marijuana in Florida is now that they've produced this strain of really low THC that has a lower impact, they're not allowed yet to really prescribe it, but they are taking doctors, what do they call it, a recommendation letter for, you know, pain alleviation or seizures or various streaks. But only use that it can be gotten for, so they say.

Are you saying that that's not true? Well, I wouldn't presume anything. I mean, you know, I wouldn't know where to prescribe or get a prescription or find a doctor willing to. In fact, honestly, the dispensary had a real problem in North Florida. It's still a federal crime, so doctors are not all that willing to prescribe it, and they won't put their signature down as a recommendation for legal pot use in Florida. Wow. But the feds aren't cracking doubt on that.

No, no. I mean, as far as I know, they haven't really been doing much of anything. The business in Colorado is booming. So is the munchy business. But, you know, I don't know that it's related. There has not been a study on that yet. Yeah, right. The Twinkie factory reopened up just in time, you know.

No kidding. All right, Chuck, chuck and Florida.com. We'll check it out. Chuck in Florida.com. Have a good week. This also ties into, you know, with Chuck talking about the doctors hesitating to write prescriptions because it still is illegal. But in New York, once again, you talk about the feds aren't cracking down. Police departments aren't cracking down. In New York, they're already worried that in Washington Park they're already smoking crack and shooting heroin out in the open.

People are actually getting concerned in New York because Washington Square is now wide open. They're not trying to hide it. They're not going someplace else to shoot up and come back to the park. They're just sitting in the park and shooting up and smoking their crack and dealing their drugs. And the police are like, that's somebody else's problem. You know, the police are there. And the police told one guy, we have the – calm down, told the one guy, calm down, and noted that we have a department that's taking

care of that, and that's not us. So, hey, good luck, good luck. And what's even better, even better news, is that as the Parks Department realizes that these areas are just riddled with addicts and dope. You know what? We're not going to clean that area. It's too dangerous, so we're just going to leave it trashed and filthy and dirty. Have fun.

Take your kids to the park. I love New York. Hey, communist, isn't a communist mayor de Blasio? Oh, that's right. That's right. De Blasio is the charge of that city, the communist. Huh. And it's falling apart.

Boy, that's a surprise to me. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. In the next 19 seconds, you could sell your home. Okay, I mean, it's not going to sell your home, I mean this, but you're going to take a big step toward getting it sold. Go to real estate agents, I trust.com, and find an agent selected by my team, a professional who shares your values and speaks the truth.

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