Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: 'WTF - (What The Florida)?'

Episode Date: July 16, 2016

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Get moving at real estate agents. I trust.com. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. So Chuck in Florida is joining us now with his musings and his update on weird stories from the state of Florida. Welcome, Chuck. I'm hoping that some of your weird stories comes in rental cars. Greetings, Jeffie. I have no rental car stories.

I'm very sorry. Right, fine. It's pretty cheap, if you like. I have a very cheap car. I'm willing to sell and let go at a very good price. I will tell the Secret Service. Thank you. I'm sure they'll be interested.

Right after I take my $80 million vacation, I'll get back to you. No kidding. So what's happening? This week's stories, there's plenty of them out there. One of my favorites is top of the list for the Gator Reporter again. Lady keeps me just under six-foot alligator in her home as a pet, dresses him up, puts him in little Santa Claus suits, takes him out for rides on the four-wheeler.

What could put him? possibly go wrong. One of the lies. Come on now. This is the lawsuit waiting to happen segment of the show. Boy, no kidding. Apparently, this lady

rescued this gator from a dark closet so he's light sensitive and can't live out in the sunshine. I thought maybe a pair of glass would help. I don't know. I've never heard of. I'm light sensitive. Here's an idea. Throw him out in the river.

He will no longer be light sensitive. Exactly, right. No, my favorite part of the story, though, is it about twice a month. She has kids with autism and other disabilities come over for therapy at her house with the gator as like a little gator petting zoo. I kid you not. What could possibly go wrong?

No kidding. Wow. We have to keep an eye on her. There will be stories coming about that soon. Yeah, she's petitioning for a new license for her gator, apparently. You have to have a license to keep wildlife like that. And he's approaching six foot now and has to have more land than she has available. So I don't think she's going to get to keep this cater.

I hope that. She's sleeping in the bed with the thing. Worse than that, the dogs are sleeping with them. That's their favorite treat. I don't know if you've ever heard about the dog stories and gators, but, you know. Yes, I have. A little midnight snack, you know, right there in the bed with you. It's great.

What happened to Fluffy? I don't know. Burp. Oh, terrible. Yeah, and at Sanford, but yet again in the news with a weird story in Florida. Sanford has a super Walmart being built, and a couple of guys were fighting on the site. The boss apparently was having it out with one of his backhoe workers or front loader or whatever it was. Right.

Gentleman named Porkchop took it out on his boss. He finally had enough of him berating him, so he buried him up to his shoulders in very, in various debris from the fight. Oh, yeah, he just dumped a couple of bucket loads on him and then proceeded to beat him in the head with a level. Holy crap. A six foot off of a level until he went unconscious. Is he still alive?

Yeah, he is, actually. He had a couple of lacerations that wasn't too horrible, but I guess this guy, Porkchop, has a history of violence. If you look at him on the website, there's always a picture that just defines who this guy is. He has absolutely no neck. and just the most violent expression on his face. And I think this is a happy picture.

I'm not sure. Yeah, but probably the goofiest story of the week is the guitared robbery. Sun Sentinel has a way with words. They're calling this guy a guitared robber. He beat somebody with a guitar trying to steal a laptop. And I guess the guy's not that bright. He lives across the street from the cafe where he was trying to steal the laptop. and eyewitnesses pointed the cops out to where he lives.

And he admitted to the crime and they took him back to jail. But the funniest thing, again, is the picture, this guy, Edward J. Chestnut III, has this expression on his face. And you look around, he's got tattoos on his neck, on his face. But my favorite are of the eyebrows, right under the eyebrows. On his eyelids are his initials. Oh, that's always good. That is always good.

Oh? I'm right on his face. Chuck in Florida.com. Chuck in Florida. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Thanks for listening to the show. You know, if you're in the market for a new mattress,

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