Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "You Deserve A Break Today" & WTF?! (Florida)

Episode Date: October 15, 2016

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. This story is kind of agonizing. Kind of agonizing because you think to yourself, well, first of all, we're hearing, you know, we keep hearing clown stories and clown stories and clown stories and clown stories and clown stories. And, you know, they've got everybody, every network in America has found one of their, a person who is a clown in their listening, in their viewers. who is saddened by the portrayal of clowns because they are helping people

and they don't want to give clowns a bad name. And then, of course, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald will be taking a respite for some time because clowns are giving people being bad clowns are giving clowns a bad name and we don't want Ronald to be around for that. He won't. It's okay. You know, Ronald McDonald's pretty much a set clown.

Although I kind of understand what they're doing. They're kind of saying, hey, you know, Ronald, we're going to give Ronald a break so that if you do see a Ronald McDonald's, that's a bad one. That's a bad one. Because the guy, you know, there was a guy, the guy that played Ronald McDonald in Tampa Bay, Florida. obviously, you know, I worked there forever.

So, I mean, I'm still, you know, I met all these dingleberries. And the guy that played Ronald McDonald in Tampa Bay, he worked for the company that, I forget the name of the company, but they owned like, I don't know, 20 or 40 McDonald's. I know. Kind of a good business platform. And he was the Ronald McDonald for them. And so, you know, he obviously all the grand openings and, you know, all the appearance. and stuff, and he was a great Ronald McDonald.

I have some pictures of, I'll post a picture of me and Ronald. From a while, I have it somewhere. I just saw it not long ago. And he was, you know, he was always talking, he was a fan, always, you know, wanted to talk about the news, you know, when he was alone. You were standing there talking to him, but he would never let you know who he was. He was always just Ronald McDonald. I tried. I made it my mission for a couple of years when we had a really heavy relationship with this company and the McDonald's.

So I saw Ronald quite often. I made it my mission to find out who this guy was. No go. He would not do it. This is the guy you want on your side of the military because I believe I could have hung him by the Ronald McDonald's shoes. and he would not tell me who he was. Because that's the kind of guy he was. And that's the Florida Ronald McDonald for you right there.

Speaking of Florida, Chuckinflora.com. Joining me from where are you at today? I am reporting live today from the Lakeland Zombie Fest. That's right. The zombie apocalypse has started, and it's right here in central Florida. All I can say is Ronald McDonald has got nothing on these guys.

The Lakeland, Florida, Zombie Fest. That is correct. In fact, info detailed at Lakeland Zombiefest.com and Facebook.com slash Lakeland Zeefest. Going on all day today, starting around 2 p.m. is when they opened the gates officially. However, I can tell you that there is quite a display of the undead walking around here and in full regalia today. That is great. Are you one of them?

Actually, I am coming as the big giant, or I should say the evil giant head today. I will be appearing in Dr. Garb trying to help cure the zombie apocalypse. In my costume, I have the big giant bulbous head and lab coat with all the inoculations needed to potentially cure the zombie outbreak. I must have a picture tagged to me at Jeff EMRA on Twitter as soon as that outfit goes on. I promise that will happen. In fact, I have some special guest that I'll be posing with photos with today. One of them being Justin Kuslain, who was the guy who played in last season's episode where Rick strangled out the guy that was attacking the hilltop people leader.

What was his name? Yeah, Justin had a very famous scene where he was about to kill the new alliance leader. And Rick choked him out with Muck. much gore. It was one of my favorite teams of the whole season. I am a huge fan of the guy. Well, you know, I'm a fan of Walking Dead

obviously, but I am also a fan of people who now are going around to these festivals making money. This is America. This is America now. This is true. This is true. He's making money because he was in one scene killed on Walking

Dead. I love America. Well, Justin, I have to give him credit. He has done himself proud. Oh, yeah, of course. You know him as Bill the Dead Guy on episode five of season six. I love that. Yeah, yeah, there's another zombie who has been, took quite some acclaim. Ted the zombie should be here today also.

He was also one of the early season Walking Dead, like season four or five. And he, I don't know why he was such a special kill, but this guy's costume is one of my favorites, It's because he's just gaunt and looks the part normally, you know what I mean? Take very little makeup. But what he does lay it on, man, he is absolutely the undead. It is an awesome sight. Dr. Terrorize will also be joining me, Terror Eyes. He is an optometrist who does the same thing, goes around to Tosplays,

and teaches people about how to put on their costumes for the appropriate scare factor or fan support of, you know, the various cosplays and the Comic-Con Fest. festivals where all these guys get together and charge up to $50 for an autograph. See what I'm saying? That's America right there. That's America. Seriously. Come on.

I love the way. Right, right. And then there's another pal of mine, another buddy of mine, Scott from Scott Fenister from Face Off. I think he was season six or seven. No, I'm sorry. That's wrong. It was season 10, if I remember right.

And anyway, he was one of the, I think, top three finalists. Scott was an he's an amazing makeup artist he used to be from Orlando, Florida and he travels around doing makeup demos and you know showing people how to set up their their mannequins for their own

you know cosplay costume building and creating their makeup so this guy is going around this guy is going around giving classes making money because he was a top loser in season 10

of faceoff is that right am I understanding that properly I wouldn't quite word it that way, but you know, he did not win. That is correct. I freaking love America. I do. I do. Jeffrey, all you need to do is set up a booth and you two can charge $50 for an autograph and $20 for a selfie.

Come on. You may have seen me in season one. Right. Season one, episode three, I was the 50th Walker in the herd. Come on. Come on. Well, you were the top dog on talking walking dead. So, I mean, there you go.

There's your claim to thing, right? I can't wait to see what in that damn box you've been talking about for a month. I know. I know, Monday. Gotta wait until Monday. I'm really mad at Glenn Beck about that now. Monday, my God, you're killing me. I know, I know.

I know. But the only way I can be a walker now in Walking Dead is, and I've already given, listen, I worked it out. I figured out how I can be a walker in the Walking Dead. I know that they don't have, you know, overweight walkers, even athletically overweight walkers. I know that they don't have those. However, I'm giving in, and I will say that I will be a walker on fear. I will drop down because I know fear is newer. Yeah, much newer.

Yeah, so there's, you know, the people are still, you know, closer to being human, closer to being alive. and I believe that they should just let me wash up on shore in Mexico at the hotel. What do you think? Come on. Come on. There's too much that comes to mind for washing up on shore like a beached whale. I just don't want to go there. I know, but I'm saying I can be in.

I'm in. That's my part. In the early Walking Dead was the guy in the well who was all bloated up. He was the only fat guy. He's the only fat guy. So that's what I'm saying. I could be the other fat guy. and travel to every zombie fest in America being the fat guy that washed up on shore as the walker.

I'm telling you, I'm in. I'm happy to do your makeup for that one, brother. Speaking of that, speaking of that. Yeah. I know that, you know, being a makeup artist is a little of what you do in real life. Have you made it to the big time yet? I mean, have you done, like, can you say that you've done, you know, the third Walker in episode four on Walking Dead yet? I haven't broken into the TV side.

I have done a couple of movies, a couple of Hollywood productions, and there's been just some minor makeup effects. Nothing quite as extravagant as a Walker or, you know, any blood and gore effects. However, I did have a baby zombie that is going to appear in a movie that was shot in Texas. And I can't wait to release that information. As soon as they give me the green light and the embargoes up, we're going to post photos of that one. That's in post-production now. and my favorite thing was making an animatronic zombie baby.

I got to admit that was a lot of fun last year. Now, are you going to attempt to be, I don't know, a top loser on one of the face-off shows to maybe you could travel around? Well, let me put it this way. I have applied to face-off in the past at some encouragement from the local guys, you know, some of my peers. And I have done well, but I have not made it past the Hollywood screeners yet. And from what I understand it is truly a reality TV show and, you know, what that means is that not a lot of it's real.

So, oh my gosh. Now you're throwing it under the bus because you're pissed. They didn't pick you. No, not at all, no. Okay. Yeah, not at all. In fact, if anybody's listening, I'd be happy to apply again, you know. So now I love it because you're out at this zombie fest and you're saying that, no, I wasn't picked.

Right, yeah. That shows, that shows crappy. That shows crappy. That's where the true losers go to set up their booth, and I only only charging $10 for a selfie, you know. I'll be damned if I work my art for that piece of crap show. Is that what you're saying? I'm above it. Yeah, that's totally good.

All right, so Zombie Fest at Lakeland, Florida going on today. Chuck in Florida.com. Thank you very much. Come in much with the undead. Thank you, brother. I'm looking for the pictures. I want them. At Jeff VMRA.

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