Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Gift Giving Guide and One Very Lucky Dog 10/18/14
Episode Date: October 18, 2014Jeffy talks Christmas Gifts and gives some great ideas for the upcoming holiday season. Jeffy also discusses Dallas nurse, Nina Pham's, dog and the special treatment he has been receiving in Maryland.... And if you have Lamb in your freezer, you might want to toss it and order a pizza! All this and more on Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It is an embarrassment, a shame that our service.
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Uh, hello, active soldier is in jail for making a wrong turn in Mexico and he's been there for
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I get it.
I get it.
But listen.
It's like a little over two months.
It'll be Christmas.
I hate to break it to you.
I don't like to.
No, don't look at me like that.
I don't keep track of the time.
I'm just telling you the time.
It's a little over two months.
It's going to be Christmas.
I know you got Halloween to deal with
and you still got Thanksgiving to deal with.
But Christmas is the biggie.
You know that.
So I found this list from Raisingmemories.com.
And it's talking about non-toy gift ideas.
And I was trying to think, you know, actually some of the coolest gifts I got as a child.
And really, as an adult all through life, are the ones that aren't toys, right?
I mean, you can write your own jokes with that.
But really, as a kid, I mean, I remember getting swimming lessons as a gift.
And I can remember as a kid thinking, gee, thanks, Angie.
that's great.
I'll get, I'll put that right back under the tree and smile for a few months.
Swimming lessons at the Y.
Thanks.
But really?
Tremendous gift.
Tremendous gift.
Because I already kind of knew how to swim.
You know, you're a kid.
I don't remember how old I was, but I mean, you're a kid.
You kind of know how to swim.
You've been swimming here and there.
Back in 1812, not everyone had pools.
So you swam at lakes.
And I grew up in Michigan.
So you swam only in the summer.
and in lakes, okay?
That's where you swam.
There wasn't any pools to swim in.
So, you know, it wasn't like you were swimming year-round, and, you know, everybody had a pool.
And so I took the lessons, you know, you took them.
And it was great.
It got me swimming and learned how to swim better and stay alive and not drown.
And you got books, of course, my other, you know, my one hand was the head librarian at the
state library in Lansing, Michigan.
So, you know, of course, she's going to give you books.
Great.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
but some of the
I mean, I know there's exceptions
but today
the kids just, I mean, there's toys and toys
and toys and more toys
and you got to have the toys and crap
and go pick that up.
No.
So I was thinking, you know, we're two months out.
Now's the time to start thinking about
shopping for Christmas, really.
What are you going to, if you're
with the Ebola scare,
you might want to go to the store now.
And, you know, you know,
or you're going to be online,
get that free shipping.
Let's go.
Get that online shopping done.
Wrap it up.
Let's go.
Let's get it delivered.
But you get the kids season passes to stuff like, I don't know, the zoo, the museum, butterfly
conservatory.
Okay, maybe.
You know, butterfly conservatory, aviary, aquarium, those are maybes.
But maybe the butterfly conservatory and the aviary, maybe you throw in a little camera so that they can take pictures,
a little digital camera, so they have pictures, huh?
Tremendous.
You're welcome.
Got your passes to the conservatory and a camera.
You can take pictures, check it out.
It'll be beautiful, huh?
Yeah.
And you know, and you have the passes to things like movies and bowling, you know, bowling, swimming.
Like, as I said, maybe a theater performance, sporting events, Disney.
Yeah, okay, you want to see Disney on ice, circus, ice skating, roller skating, mini golf, concert.
Yeah, I mean, those are all cool.
Those are all cool to go to it.
You know, I would have loved to have someone given me tickets to see Paul McCartney last week.
Should have seen him.
Should have gone and seen Paul.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Paul McCartney in Dallas.
Do I go?
No.
You can get a horse and buggy rides, train rides.
These are all cool things to do.
I mean, I don't know.
I just think it's kind of cool.
Now, the ice skating, I would have to back up to ice skating because I have an aunt that I believe she still hates me today.
Because, as I said, I grew up in Michigan.
And, of course, you know, I couldn't wait to get.
out of Michigan because of winter.
So she got me ice skates.
And they were the regular ice skates.
You know, with a little cutting edge up front so you, you know,
you stop into the ice.
That's my sound effect for stopping in the ice with the cutting.
But, you know, they weren't the hockey skates with the, you know,
the single straight blade with the point on each end where you could hurt someone.
Badly.
Mine were the figure skating, you know, with the little crunchers up front.
I believe that's the official term for them, two crunchers.
And, you know, so I put them on, and I hated ice skating.
I hated it so much.
Thank you.
They're so nice.
And they were nice ice skating.
I look back at it now, they were beautiful ice skates.
They were great.
But they were ice skates.
I put them on, went out skating.
That's great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I put them back in the box, and I, you know, pretty much just tossed them in the back
of the closet.
She hates me.
Can I wear your skates?
She doesn't have ice skating.
I never wear your skates?
Do you ever wear your skates go ice skating?
No, I didn't.
And at some point, I don't remember when it was, but at some point it was like, you knew I hated winter.
Guess what?
No, I didn't wear them.
I didn't go skating, okay?
So, you know, at least try and know maybe the kid that you're buying stuff for.
Yeah, like the train ride.
Those are kind of cool.
Most places around America have old train rides around.
You know, life in the train age.
I love it.
Ice cream vouchers.
I'm a big fan of that.
Ice cream vouchers.
You know, dinner, out trip to the fire station.
Be nice to the firemen.
Bring them a little gift or something.
Maybe they'll blow the horn for you.
Those things are loud.
You know, then you got hot air balloon rides.
and, you know, if you're an adult, you know, wine,
wine tasting, zip lining, helicopter rides, that kind of thing.
Trip to the spa.
I'm a big fan of that.
Manicure, massage, facial.
Can't do the pedicure, though.
No petties.
Sism of my feet alone.
The feet are fine.
My feet are not for you to touch.
Okay.
Got a little feet thing going on.
Rock climbing, trip to the arcade.
You know, that's kind of cool stuff to go to.
The swimming that we talked about, the gymnastics.
The gymnastics, the karate, musical instruments.
Maybe you take them to an art class.
I mean, my daughter, my gosh, when I give her an art class, she's happy as a clam.
It's all she wants to do is create stuff.
You know, horseback riding lessons, those are kind of cool.
Maybe you go to a night of the hotel, you know, take everybody to a park, a water park.
I mean, there's stuff to do that, you know, maybe you get them, you know, with books,
with books, you can get them books to read, age-appropriate books, you get them a Bible.
You know, my gosh, I had a Bible given to me back in 1812 when I was a little kid.
And I still have it today.
It's beautiful.
It has my name engraved on it.
The Bible.
It's got the inside page of who gave it to me.
What year it was, 1812.
You could just make out 1812.
And it's, I love it.
But it's great.
And it's a gift that at the time you get it,
and you go, oh, great.
Thanks, Susie and Andrew.
And I appreciate it.
It means a lot to me.
Got a Bible.
But 100 years later, I'm like, how cool is that?
You know, I have this Bible.
It's got my name on.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
So there's all kinds of stuff to do.
And it just drives me crazy that, you know, people,
I'm so sick of toys and telling kids to pick up their toys
and throw and grab away.
And my kids and my kids have toys on top of toys.
And I fight them.
I throw them away.
I hope they don't listen to this show because I'm telling you,
I just throw them away.
What happened to the little,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it in a while.
Maybe it's upstairs in that pile of crap of toys you got up there.
All right, I'll go look.
No, I haven't found it yet.
Okay, well, why don't you play with one of those other things?
Because I don't know where that other toy is.
I hope no one threw it out.
So, you know, there you go.
There's my little Christmas shopping help for you.
Early Christmas shopping.
We'll do more gifts at another time on the Jeff Fisher show here on the Blaze Radio Network.
But I just wanted to walk you through a little bit and remind you, remind you.
It's just two months away.
Yes, two months away, a little over two months away from Christmas.
Be ready.
Are you?
I'm not.
Holy crap, I'm not.
I do not even want to.
see the Christmas stuff,
and I've seen it in my garage,
boxes of Christmas stuff.
What I'm thinking about doing,
and if you'd like to be a part of it,
you know, maybe we'll have a big watch party.
I'm thinking about pulling everything out of my garage,
putting it in the middle of the road,
and torching it.
Just having a big bonfire
in the middle of the road of stuff in the garage,
and then I'll be just like the kids.
I'll be just like the kids with their toys.
It'll be like,
man have you seen that one?
I used to have a jacket that looked like, yeah, nope, don't have it, don't know where it is.
I know, but I had it in a box.
It was in, oh, that's right.
We burned everything in the garage.
Oh, why do we do that?
Shouldn't have burned that stuff.
So much more to come to.
We'll get to it.
I promise.
We'll get to it all today.
Just, you know, trying to work my way through this thing today.
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All right, back to some of these gifts.
I was looking at, if you follow me on Twitter, at Jeffie MRA.
I didn't get some ideas.
A local tools of local factories.
There's some factories may be closed.
There's a lot of empty factories you can tour.
I'll guarantee you that.
However, it is kind of a cool idea.
You can tour the factories, and they all have tours.
One of the things I always wanted to tour with my kids,
and he's still, my youngest son is still after me to do it,
and I keep meaning to do it is I want to go to the trash company.
You know, there were a couple in Florida I meant to go to because I know they recycle.
So now I've got to hunt down a trash company here in Texas.
And you go watch them burn the trash.
and bring in all the trash, and someday, son, you too can be a garbage man.
You've got to let the kids know what the future is, right?
But some of the, like a trampoline, oh, I'm not done with the gifts.
I am not done with the gifts.
These are, this is cool stuff.
And you know what?
We're coming up on the holidays.
Now's the time to order this?
Yeah.
Now's the time to order it.
Get it in the house.
Get it in the back closet.
Get it ready for Christmas.
Get it off your plate.
Okay?
Don't come back to me.
Month and a half from now.
Scambling for gifts.
Wondering how you're going to get it.
Pay an extra delivery money.
Hoping you get free shipping because you've ordered more than $500 worth of stuff.
No.
Order it now.
Get the free shipping.
Get it to the house.
And then you sit back when everybody's running around crazy thinking,
I listen to Jeffie.
I have my gifts.
Done.
Swing set.
You know.
You can buy them clothes.
It's a question.
You know, if you're living in winter sports with the sled and the toboggan,
oh, you know.
I grew up obviously in Michigan.
Maybe it's not obvious, but I grew up in Michigan.
And my aunt, my one aunt, still hates me to this day.
I know that's a surprise that I have a relative that hates me.
And she bought me ice skates.
Now, they were figure skates.
They weren't hockey skates, and if you know skates, you know, the figure skates have the, you know, the little chop cutters on the front where you stop.
I'm sure that's the professional word for them, too, the chop cutters, so you can stop.
And then the hockey skates, right, where they don't have, where they don't have the chop cutters and the straight blades.
But they bought me these really nice ice skates.
And even as a child, I knew that I did not.
like winter.
I wanted to do everything I could to get out of the great state of Michigan where there was
winter, a whole bunch of months of the year.
Okay?
So as soon as I could, I did.
This is America, and I hopped on a bus and left.
Okay.
Now, my aunt to this day, I think I wore those skates once, and that was the Christmas,
whether it was Christmas or around the Christmas holiday that I got my skates.
and I went out back with the little pond that they had
and, you know, wallowed around on that thing for a few minutes.
Put them back in the box, said thank you, and never wore them again.
And she hates me to this day because of that.
I mean, she doesn't hate.
Yeah, I think maybe she does.
Maybe she does.
Hates me like poison for not wearing those ice skates.
You know why I didn't wear them?
Because it was ice skates.
But if you know someone that likes it,
You know, winter sports and wants to be part of it.
Okay.
All right.
It's fine with me.
Don't worry about me.
And then you have a sleeping bags are cool, flashlights, a big toy box.
That's a good idea for the toys.
A toy that's not a toy yet for the toys.
Personal set of scriptures, not a bad idea.
Your own, I, someone, someone gave me a Bible.
Oh, man, I don't know how many, you know, I was 150 years ago.
and I had my name inscribed on it and gave me a, you know, the first page has your name,
who gave it to you, the date and stuff.
I mean, that's been with me forever.
It's been with me for 152 years.
I love it.
The jewelry box.
And then you have the other learning gifts, the telescopes, the magnifying glass.
What kid doesn't like a magnifying glass?
Who doesn't want a friar ant once in a while?
Strong magnets are cool.
Those that come with the science kits and the magic kits.
a cookbook and apron with the chef hat.
That's cool.
I mean, that's cool for a, you know, the non-gender gift.
Because you thought I meant giving that to a girl, didn't you?
Look at your face.
When I said cookbook and apron and a chef hat, you thought I meant to give it to a girl.
My gosh.
Talk about a war on women.
An easel chalkboard, gardening tools.
What kid doesn't want a hoe?
Bug catching tools.
I'll go with the magnifying glass.
Yes.
Binoculars, globes are cool.
You know, if you follow me on Twitter at FEMRA, you know that I retweet tweets from a company in London, England, Ballerby.
Ballerby Globes.
I want a Ballerby Globe so bad.
I love Globes.
And I've got several globes in the house, but I do not have a Ballerby Globe.
Valerie, if you'd like me to do commercials for you, let's talk.
But I would, yeah, that's what I'm going to be doing.
I'm going to be doing commercials for a London Globe company.
But they are so cool, and I love globes.
If I could have, I love globes, it's a great gift.
And even the cheaper ones are a great gift.
You get the ones that turn solar, you know, in the light, you set them on a stand,
and then when daytime comes up, they turn.
I have one of those.
It's really cool.
And you have the ones that light up there to look at nightlight.
The kid needs light in the room.
You know, use a globe.
It's got a little bulb in it.
You turn it on.
It's their night light.
It's the globe.
It's very cool.
It's a good gift.
That's a great gift.
And, oh, my gosh.
They learn geography of the earth.
Wonderful.
You can even get some that have raised up.
So you say, oh, these are the mountains.
And those are the valleys.
There's the ocean.
Look.
It's a learning tool, too.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
Now, there's educational apps online.
Today, you can learn so much online.
It's amazing.
I mean, my kids are homeschooled and all their classes, you know, most of their stuff that they study,
except the stuff that I put them out back are, you know,
online.
So you have educational apps.
It says here, a refill for an easy bake oven.
You know, I bought one of those damn easy bake oven for my daughter.
She had to have one.
Had to have an easy bake oven.
We got to have an easy bake oven.
First of all, instead of buying your kid an easy bake oven, an easy bake oven, I got nothing
against you.
I love you, okay?
You're great.
It worked.
It worked.
We made the little bougie brownies, whatever it was that comes out of the easy bake oven.
But then you have to go buy new stuff.
You know what you need?
learn how to bake real stuff.
Okay, don't use your easy bake oven.
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I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm common, I was just reading about,
I didn't realize that today, first of all, big weekend in Dallas,
huge weekend in the city of Dallas, Texas, where this show originates.
out of the Mercury Studios.
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First, last weekend of the fair.
Last weekend of the state fair, it's the last weekend for your chance to rub elbows with the people of the great state of Texas
and nothing else going on in the area.
So don't worry about hugging people, touching people.
The guy that's sweating next to you is sweating because he's hot from the fair.
He doesn't have anything else wrong with him.
Nope, he's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It wasn't just because they were at the fair.
You saw him pounding down a deep-fried Oreo.
He's fine.
Don't worry about it.
He's fine.
Oreo.
Saw him downing a deep-fried pumpkin spice Oreo.
Maybe a fried cheesecake.
They had some fried cheesecake in this building yesterday that looked really good.
And it's what I go on record is saying I did not have any.
However, now I'm regretting it.
They had alligator on a stick.
That was just like a big sausage on a stick.
I mean, I like gator.
I've had gator before.
Yeah, it's okay.
You know, I like gator nuggets.
It's good.
But the sausage, I mean, we need a little.
You always have ketchup with sausage, which there wasn't any when they had the chocolate bacon amaze balls.
You can write your own jokes.
The fried Thanksgiving dinner.
And, of course, the fried sweet Texas.
The fried sweet Texas looked pretty good, too.
Piccon pie, peach cobbler, buttermilk pie, served with a scoop of vanilla bluebell ice cream.
Now, before you go to the fair, to pick up your fried sweet Texas, you should join normal.
This is...
They're hosting the Dallas Marijuana March today.
Yay!
It's the...
They're going to go from downtown Dallas to Dealey Plaza.
Now, they're working in conjunction with the city of Dallas and their special events.
It'll be a historic event for marijuana law reform in the Lone Star State.
Marijuana consumers and non-toking lovers of liberty alike will peacefully assemble, protest, and march for
new approach to criminal marijuana prohibition.
Hmm.
Do I want to go to that?
Man, do I want to go to that?
My favorite line here is,
join us as we take back our hemp heritage.
This is going to be a peaceful protest.
And together, we're going to continue ending cannabis prohibition,
one Texan at a time.
Isn't it high time?
you get involved.
Do your part.
Contact local TV, radio, print, web news,
urge them to cover the hashtag Dallas 420 March.
So I went ahead and tweeted it for you.
If you follow me at Jeff EMRA,
I should probably put that up on my Facebook page too,
Jeff Fisher, just so that everybody's aware of it
because I want them to know about the,
we're going to take back our hemp heritage today in Dallas with the March.
And it's the last weekend for the fair.
So something to really look forward to there.
I really kind of like the fairs,
but I can't bring myself to go this year for several reasons.
Now, look at me like that.
I know I don't have, you know,
it's not a big chance of me getting Ebola.
I got it.
But, you know, this is possible.
And seriously, stop looking at me like that.
I know there's only a few communicable diseases that I could get,
you know, through their airborne, flu, that antrovirus D-68 thing that's going around.
I know, the odds are against it, I know.
Because nobody rarely gets sick like that from places like the fair.
Are you kidding me?
Nobody gets sick there, right?
So, just let it go.
Go and have a good time on me.
Oh, my gosh.
A Maryland firm has recalled.
I forgot to get to this at the top of the hour.
I apologize.
A Maryland firm has recalled lamb products that have been produced without an import inspection.
How does this happen in America?
The lamb products were packaged on October 21st of last year.
They've been out since last year.
And all through, they'll be a package.
October 21st, 2013, September 2nd, 20th, 21st, 22nd of this year.
The following products are subject to a recall lamb packs, lamb bone and legs, lamb boneless legs, lamb saddles, lamb racks, lamb loins, lamb shoulders, lamb shanks, lamb trim, lamb for stew.
I go to the grocery store quite often.
I know, and it's tough to tell, but I do.
I go to the grocery store quite often.
I know, you can quote me on that.
And I see lamb shanks in the...
The department of the rack there in the little cooler green.
But I've not seen the lamb packs, lamb bone in legs, lamb boneless legs, lamb saddles.
I know I haven't seen lamb saddles.
Lamb racks, lamb loins.
It feels like I've seen those.
Lamb shoulders.
Lamb shanks, I see all the time.
Lamb trim.
Lamb for stew.
So if you have a place of purchasing groceries that have those products,
they've been recalled.
There's issue because they did not have an import inspection.
And this is a health hazard situation.
What is this?
Is this a one or two or three?
Don't forget what these get rated.
And you could be in big trouble.
It's rated a one.
It doesn't say.
What do you mean it doesn't say?
What kind of crappy recall is this?
We don't even know if it's really super bad or if it's just,
kind of bad. Okay, well, listen, if it's a class one, it's a health hazard situation where there
is a reasonable probability that the use of the product will cause serious adverse health
consequences or death, okay? If it's class two, health hazard situation where there's a remote
probability of adverse health consequences from the use of the product. And if it's cash three,
class three, it's a situation where the use of the product will not cause adverse health
consequences. I'm betting that just because you didn't have an import inspection, probably it's
okay. It's not going to cause adverse health consequences, but it could. So be careful if you're,
I would check your freezers for those lamb saddles that have been recalled.
Okay. Last weekend, we had God Guns and Giving here in Dallas at the Mercury Studios. Thank you.
Thank you so much for those of you that came to the museum. Thank you so much for those of you that
came to our shooting event last Saturday.
That's, my gosh, we have so much fun there every year.
The last two years have been great.
I'm not sure if I did better this year.
Last year shooting.
Yes, yes, we shot pigeons.
But it was, you know, it was a great time.
And we had all the volunteers that helped.
All the visitors, thank you so much for coming and helping out Mercury One.
You can always go and help at mercury one.org.
The museum was tremendous.
I know Glenn's busy trying to find a way to take it on the road,
which would be great because there's so many cool stories.
And you get lost.
There's so many cool stories that really, I think,
I don't think we need to put,
I would vote for not putting as much in
and just being able to tell the stories.
of the ones that are there instead of trying to get lost with all these stories and this great
article.
I mean, they're so cool to see, but it just gets lost in your head because there's so many other
cool stories.
My favorite story from Reed Moon was, you know, the story of Pope Pius, the Seventh Bible,
with Napoleon.
And, I mean, it's just, I won't tell you that story now, but it's really good.
So, you know, thanks to, you know, and Liberty Safe was out here.
They were, they had a thing for Mercury 1 that they were, that they donated,
Minuteman, Iraq's, Black Grain Ordinance, Operation Barbecue Relief, hello.
Those guys are always great.
And I mean, always great.
And, you know, and Elmfort Gun Raines right over here in Irving and Dallas, tremendous.
Jeff Allen.
Although I didn't, I apologize.
I had to be back nice and early.
I didn't get a chance to see Jeff's performance, but I saw him.
you know, before the show.
He's always really funny.
David Barton was there, so thank you all for coming
very much at being a part of it.
And if you weren't a part of it and here,
why?
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
It was better.
What?
Staying home?
I think of wishing you were here looking at the stuff,
not being able to travel.
I mean, what?
It wasn't even full-blown Ebola yet then, was it?
Oh, maybe one guy.
I can't remember.
Here we go.
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on the Blaze Radio Network
is the Jeff Fisher Show.
It is. How are you?
Man, we have so many things to get to yet today.
And I'm just, I'm discombobulated a little bit today.
So, excuse me.
I just have kind of been out of it.
I'm not sure what direction I'm looking at today.
However, we do have some information on Ferguson.
Yes, it's still going on.
Yes. Operation Ferguson is still going on.
Yes, there's still gatherings in Ferguson.
And yes, there's people still calling for Officer Wilson's head.
And yes, they're still pissed and hands up, don't shoot.
We want to just burn down the city.
And it's just horrible.
Yes.
Now, we do have information up on the blaze this morning about testimony from Officer
Darren Wilson, who provided his account of the event.
His officer Darren Wilson was told the authorities that during the scuffle, Mr. Brown reached for the gun.
It was fired twice in the car.
According to forensic tests performed by the FBI, the first bullet struck Mr. Brown in the arm.
The second bullet missed.
The forensics test showed Mr. Brown's blood on the gun, as well as on the interior door panel and on Officer.
Wilson's uniform. Officer Wilson told authorities that Mr. Brown had punched and scratched him
repeatedly, leaving swelling on his face and cuts on his neck. Officer Wilson appeared for four
hours before a St. Louis County grand jury, which was, you know, was convened to determine whether
there's probable cause that he committed a crime. Now, before we move on from there, there's still
people calling that it doesn't matter he needs to be indicted. Now, you know, yay, yeah, yeah.
never mind that whole court of law thing.
Legal experts have said that this decision to testify was surprising,
given that it is not required by law.
Of course, it was not required by the police officer.
He's going to testify.
If he doesn't testify, oh my gosh, even more big trouble.
The struggle in the car may prove to be a more influential piece of information for the grand jury,
one that speaks to Officer Wilson's state of mind.
Yeah, you think?
Yeah.
Now, his account contradicts others,
especially the new apparent information that comes from a witness
that claims he saw the shooting Michael Brown from start to finish.
An Ohio resident.
An Ohio resident.
Huh.
Okay.
I'll read the blaze story to you.
Okay.
An Ohio resident reportedly revealed new details to the grand jury.
Okay.
In an interview with the St. Louis dispatch, the eyewitness recalled four he details.
After an initial scuffle in the car, the officer did not fire until Brown turned back toward him.
Okay.
Brown put his arms out to his sides but never raised his hands high.
Brown staggered toward Wilson despite commands to stop.
The two were about 20 to 25 feet apart when the last shots were fired.
The man's account differs from some of the other Ferguson residents who have claimed that Brown's hands were up in the air and he was shot and that he was running away from the officer the entire time.
The witness reportedly Black said he saw Wilson's police vehicle stop near Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson as they walked in the middle of the street.
He said he heard the officer say something to the pair, wasn't sure what was said.
Officer Wilson then drove past them and proceeded to back his vehicle up.
Looking at the scene unfold from the right side of the police SUV,
the witness claims he saw a tussle going on and recalled seeing Wilson's hat come off.
The tussle was allegedly followed by a gunshot,
sending Brown running away from the officer.
Wilson drew his firearm and yelled, stop, stop, stop.
The witness said Brown did not stop.
mumbled something he could not clearly hear and took a step toward Wilson.
When he stepped foot on that street, the officer told him to stop again, and he fired three shots.
When Brown got hit, he staggered like, oh, and his body moved, and then he looked down.
His hands were up like this, gestures with his arms out to the side, palms upward,
and he was looking at the officer and was coming toward him trying to keep him.
his feet and stand up.
The officer took a few steps back and yelled, stop.
Michael was trying to stay on his feet.
He was 20 to 25 feet from the officer.
He started staggering.
Four more shots.
Michael was on his way down.
We were thinking, oh my God, oh my God, stop, stop.
He was already on his way down when he fired those last shots.
It could be in trouble.
Amazing.
Amazing.
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Begin Life Force reboot program.
Now.
It's stable.
It's alive.
Set it loose.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
I know.
I am reading a fascinating story about this administration.
It is amazing.
And is it really amazing?
I have no idea.
These people will drive me insane.
We will get to that.
I know you don't want to talk about Ebola.
I know, I don't either.
I know you don't want to talk about ISIS.
I know.
I know.
I got it. I know they're taking over.
I know they're miles away from Baghdad.
I know they've gotten planes.
They're being trained.
Iraqi pilots are training ISIS to fly a couple of planes that they've got stashed somewhere.
I know that.
I know that we've told them what we're not going to do,
and I know you don't want to talk about it.
We're going to have to talk a little bit about it.
You've got to know a little bit for the weekend.
You can't just walk around, going to the pot parade, not knowing something.
Okay?
But you can, look, what's the answer?
Love.
Love is the answer.
According to Glenn Beck, love is contagious.
So you should get a T-shirt.
You can support Mercury One charity by ordering Love is Contagious.
Available exclusively on Twitter.
I'll go ahead and retweet that, or you can follow at Glenn Beck.
But if you follow at Jeffie MRA, I just tweeted you can order it on Twitter.
Love is contagious.
I got this email.
Hey, Jeffie.
give Glenn a message.
Okay, that's what I'm here for, Glenn's message boy.
Okay.
So here you go.
All right.
I'm a great granny, and I watch the blaze every day at 3 p.m. Mountain Time.
I listen to the radio show every day.
Since I work with computers in a cubicle, I can listen with my earplugs.
My problem?
My boss thinks I'm listening to Easy Jazz or something smooth.
When the four of you guys start interacting with your humorous,
conversations, it cracks me up, and I'm trying not to laugh hysterically, so he will not tell me to
pull my plugs. Also, if you could give Glenn a hug, it's okay, my boy. You're doing good work.
Keep on giving us news we don't hear anyplace else. Warn your neighbor, but you can't force
people to be prepared. It's called agency. Maybe urgency.
Not sure.
Give us some humor every day.
The four of you, we need to laugh.
Well, who is this old gal?
A great-granny, and she still works.
Yep, the money helps.
It keeps my mind off the cancer.
In remission, though.
Woo-woo.
Thank you so much.
Great-granny.
It's tremendous.
We will.
First, I'd like, you know, on top of thanks
and we will, perhaps you can tell your boss,
I'm listening to Glenn Beck and back off.
Okay, I'm still doing my work.
So take you and your little boss plan
of unplugging the show and back off.
Or you could just hide it.
You know, either way.
Either way it works, that's fine.
That's not a problem.
Okay, can we, I, can we...
Do I want to talk about Ebola?
No, I don't want to talk about Ebola.
I don't.
I have got a huge stack of stories.
that I never get to.
I never get too old stuff that I've had here for,
stuff that I've had here for, you know, two months.
For instance, schools in Richland, Washington are going to be swing-free.
Administrators worry the children walking by
who get whacked in the head by feet of their swinging peers,
so they're just going to take the swings out.
Maybe you could, I don't know.
Here's what a school teacher could do is, hey, look out.
Don't walk in front or behind the swings.
That would be a teacher, though, right?
I mean, you wouldn't want to have to do that.
You'd want to just not have the swings there at all, right?
Now, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention,
we know how what a great place that is.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention fact sheet,
noted that roughly 200,000 children, 200,000 children visit the emergency room each year with playground injuries.
And the report pegged swings as the number one cause of injury on home playgrounds.
Okay.
That home playgrounds, not school, not park home playgrounds.
So that means they're being a little bit more brazen.
they're probably not swinging as fast as they can.
And they go, hey, Billy, come here, come here.
And kick him in the face because the kid's not going to stand there and get kicked in the face.
And you know what else happens?
What else happens?
You walk by swing.
Let's say you walk by swing.
And nobody says, hey, look out.
Or nobody says, hey, Billy, idiot.
They're swinging.
Move around farther away.
you walk by and you're too close and you get kicked.
The next time you walk up to a swing, you go, oh, hey, they're swinging.
I don't want to get kicked again.
I'll walk around the other way.
So incredibly stupid.
And $200,000, really?
Really?
$200,000?
Accredited to swings.
Maybe they were playing on the swing set fell off, hurt themselves.
Okay, I'll give you that.
Trying to climb up on the bars, whatever.
It's fine.
Jay Leno, Nears Deal to launch CNBC.
show, that'll be great. That'll be great. A city in Belgium, building a two-mile-long underground
pipeline to carry 1,500 gallons of beer an hour. Yeah, I'm going to have to actually read that
story. This has been in my stack for a while. I love the headline, but I actually have to,
by using the pipeline, we will keep hundreds of lorries out of the city center.
You need for the brewery installing a similar system.
Yeah, see the story's boring.
Three-mile beer pipeline.
Brought 13,737 gallons of beer.
Headline works better.
A woman says airline grounded her due to her tweets.
I could see that happening.
They monitor the tweets, that's for sure.
The last couple times I've flown, I have had maybe a couple of
issues flying.
No, no, just
maybe some issues.
They decided that they were, you know,
to make us miss a flight, that kind of thing.
And, you know, I tweet.
So, and they respond quickly.
They respond quickly.
Oh, look at this.
I've had this, the funeral of the like button.
I didn't I see this.
This was about a month ago.
Wow.
The funeral of the.
like button. Now this
the oldest church in Amsterdam, the
like, was laid to rest.
Moriners carried a coffin shaped like a
Facebook like button to the church and marked
its passing in a ceremony led by
Eddie
Reefus.
Why?
It's a symbolic rejection
of what sometimes called
hashtag activism
or clickivism.
Substitute the online
actions for offline activity.
The organizers of the funeral reject the notion that clicking on the like button constitutes doing anything productive.
Here's their manifesto.
Not too long ago, this development led to a miraculous occurrence.
A new technology turned the act of liking into a commodity, hence into a symbolic totem and a new belief.
At a time when faith in religion and our monetary system is crissue.
rumbling. At first, these lights seemed innocent. A gift bestowed upon us unconditionally and
in over by abundance. Sometimes the likes would pile up like presents under a Christmas tree.
But soon we started craving for more, and eventually the like became the opium of the masses.
And now society has forgotten the real act of liking. And instead of taking action to make
change happen or activism has been reduced and confined to the square inches of our computer
screen, activism has become clicktivism. We express our dislike of what is happening in the real
world with a like. We as a society need to focus on real actions and intentions rather than
the symbolic reward bestowed on things by a mouse click. We must never forget the real
reward of liking lies amongst ourselves and inside our communities.
The death and funeral.
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So all kinds of stories left to get to in this pile of trash that I can't get to.
And then maybe we'll get to a little top stories for you.
I mean, we've got to do a little, right?
Don't we have to do a little?
I mean, I don't know.
I just feel like I feel like I've got to talk a little bit about the Ebola dog.
Guardian Google Glass user treated for internet addiction caused by the device.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
patient, a 31-year-old U.S. Navy servicemen, had checked into the
Sharman. Oh, no. He's addicted. He's addicted.
I'm going to have to watch, what was the Bruce Willis movie?
They all were in, a surrogate. We have to watch that this weekend. I don't know if that's up
on Netflix or not. I may have to check.
Watch surrogate, then get back to me, okay? Oh, my gosh. This is bad news.
I told you earlier. I grew up in Michigan, and according to the Daily Mail,
water temperature of the Great Lakes.
Over 6 degrees colder than normal.
It's threatening an even earlier and colder winter in the Midwest.
Oh, no.
Michigan residents may see a cold and icy winter arrive sooner this year.
Oh, no.
Average surface temperatures for both Lake Superior and Lake Michigan have dropped.
Oh, no.
Both lakes experience temperature drops of 6.1 degrees.
Oh, no.
lakes may also ice up sooner because of the extra chilly water temperatures.
Oh, no.
So be careful in Michigan.
The Great Lake State.
Now everybody knows that Michigan is the mitten, right?
You hold up your hand, you hold up your right hand, and you point to where you live.
That's how you know you're a person from Michigan.
That's how you know you're on Michigan there.
If you hold up your right hand and you say, I'm from right here.
some people live up in the thumb
up in the middle
and the middle finger all the way up there
on Mackinah Island
Upper Michigan
there's only a few people that admit
to be in from Upper Michigan
nobody wants to be a Uper
but
do you know how you remember
what the Great Lakes are
Can you tell me the Great Lakes?
Huh, huh, can you, Kenny, Kenny
how many Great Lakes are there?
Huh, huh, huh, how many?
How many?
That's right, five.
Right?
H-O-M-E, yeah, that's five.
I have to remember myself.
Yes, the Great Lakes.
And how do you remember the Great Lakes?
Count them, and you spell out Holmes.
H-O-M-E-S.
H-O-M-E-S.
H-O-M-S.
Huron, Ontario, Michigan.
Erie, Superior.
That's your class today.
Yes, the Great Lakes.
From the Great Lakes State of Michigan.
Lake Huron, like Ontario,
Lake Michigan,
Lake Erie, and Lake Superior,
rounding out the Great Lakes.
North Korea dictator returns the public eye.
Yes, and I was correct.
I'll have you know he was in fat hiding.
We didn't have the stomach take care of.
Came back a little thinner.
Limping around, feeling looking good, though.
You were, Kim.
Seriously, you're one good-looking man.
Oh, no.
Obama's credit card canceled.
I mean, it doesn't cancel.
It got denied.
That's all.
It got denied.
That's all.
He said it was rejected.
I guess I don't use it enough.
I thought there was some fraud going on.
Unfortunately, Michelle had hers.
How in the world?
This is the president.
He has golfed a couple hundred times.
Has he golfed since he hit the 200 mark?
Or has he felt bad about
hit the 200 mark?
200 times.
And you know, where'd I do with that?
I think this paper had, yeah.
According to Don Van Nata Jr.'s book, who doesn't read that,
called First Off the Tea, Dwight Eisenhower golfed 800 times over his eight years in office.
Those were different times, though.
Eisenhower was the man.
He didn't have to do anything.
The world was great.
The country was on fire.
The war was over.
He was everything was all good.
President Woodrow Wilson golfed 1600.
times in eight years,
1,600 times in 8 years.
Now, I still, I could probably do it myself.
I don't really, maybe Don Van Natta can do it,
so I don't have to do it.
But I would like to know what the differences were,
because I think that, you know,
Barack is out playing 18 holes,
and Woodrow might have been playing 9,
or maybe had a 6-hole golf course put in out back,
because 6,800 times seems an awful lot for, you know, and 18 holes.
You know, we probably had a par 3-9 hole put in out back.
That's on elections.
I don't want to talk about that.
Elections coming up around the window.
So we've got elections November 4th.
And we need to care about it.
We do.
We need to care about them.
I got it.
I just don't want to.
I really would be okay.
with if you're an incumbent, get out.
I don't care who you are.
Get out.
But Jeff, what if they're good?
I don't care.
Get out.
But we've got some really good people.
Yep, we do.
Get out.
Well, these people have only been in there one term.
Great.
Get out.
I want new people.
I don't want, and I don't want returners.
I don't want somebody that has been in office and then run to get back.
No, first time.
Other than that, get out.
you haven't been there before great
get out and the first person
that tells anyone
well the way
we do it here you're fired
point blank
we're coming in and we're going to
read it we're going to do Washington D.C
and we're going to look at things differently
and we're going to do this
and it isn't going to be the same piece of pie
that it's always been
I know but we need to think about how
it's been done over the past
you're fired
get out
think again
we have a new way
to thinking about the
of thinking about the country
but we really need Jeff
we need to consider how it's been done
because it's important that we figure
out you're fired
but we have to go over to the state department
and figure out how they do that you're fired
the president why you're fired get out
look I've been here in Washington D.C.
working with people in office forever
I know you have get out
so I'm okay with that
I'm almost okay with that.
All new people, 100% across the board.
100% across the board.
Just get out.
I think that's my mantra.
I think that's my mantra for this election, 2014, November.
Get out.
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But a long time ago, 100 years ago,
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And now it's with, what's his face out of St. Louis, George Norey.
Art was from the high desert, Perumph, Nevada, Coast to Coast A.m.
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And then if you were in international, he had the international calls, and you must dial your
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Then dial to 0.3.5, hashtag, 0.2 star.
And it was just so, it was just, that's just the way it was in those days, but the open was great.
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hear Dancing Queen from Aba
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So, a little inside baseball for you.
Let's talk a little Ebola.
I know you don't want.
I know, I know, I know.
I know.
Relax.
We're just going to hit a couple of big stuff because I still am a little concerned.
You know, I'm right here at Ground Zero.
Hello, Dallas, Texas.
The Metroplex.
Hello.
Ebola Central right here.
This is it, baby.
and, you know, of course, in the great state of Ohio, because
I know I might have Ebola, but I was going to go to Ohio anyway.
Oh, it's okay.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm self-monitoring.
I'm a nurse.
I'm fine.
I know.
Look, you know, I feel fine.
A little heated, a little overheated, but I'm going anyway.
It's fine.
I'm not worried about it.
Can't hardly catch the damn disease anyway.
That's what they tell me.
So once she got to Ohio, then it was, well, you know, I'm getting a little warmer than I thought.
I've been warm like this for days.
I'm starting to sweat.
I'm meeting all these people and flying and stuff, but I've got to fly back to Dallas.
And I really have a temperature higher than I thought.
Hello, CDC.
Yeah, I'm being monitored for Ebola from Dallas.
And I'm a nurse.
And I had direct contact with Duncan.
You know, the guy that died, came in.
Come to the country that lied on his application and got into the country without still when he was
sick and now we're supposed to
know that they feel like
he was robbed in the hospital
that guy. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm
really hot. I've got
fever. My fever is like 99.6.2
22, 2,2.
And I was wondering, should I fly?
Yeah, fly back to
the house. Oh, no, go
ahead. You're fine.
Listen, the protocol is
95.9.
777 and you're only 95.6.0. You're below protocol. Go ahead. Get out the plane.
It wasn't that close, but it was pretty damn close. It was like someone with common sense would say,
you know, let's not do that. And now the message is, she may have been sicker than she let on before.
So we're going to, you know, just out of an abundance of caution, we're going to contact the other people that
were on the plane flying from
Dallas to Ohio,
not just the Ohio to Dallas
people.
Which is why the people in
Ohio closed
a couple of schools,
which is why some of the people in Dallas
closed four schools,
because those people were on the flight.
It's kind, I mean, I feels like
an overreaction to me, but you
never know. And
let's air on the side
of abundance of caution.
right? Right. Let's do that. Okay. Yes.
So we had the, so what else is happening with Ebola in the Dallas area?
We'll just do some hell. I just want you to know what's going on.
You know, because everybody, look, I pulled the cut of Shep Smith, yapping his mouth.
I don't even want to hear him.
You know, it was, I listened to it yesterday. I pulled it. I had the audio.
I had, I had Brittany cut it up. I got a couple of cuts of Shep going off on his little lecture,
his viewers, and everything is fine.
and don't worry about it, and we all suck for telling you about Ebola,
because Ebola is fine.
In the middle of all this, you remember the politics is in the mix.
Yeah, okay, thanks, Shep.
Really? Really?
Really?
You're going to lecture us in New York?
Okay.
You go right ahead.
You go right ahead, Shep.
No problem.
But I don't even want to hear him.
I don't.
I can't take him.
I can't take it.
So,
Thursday, the Dallas,
County Commissioners decided not to issue a disaster declaration, okay, after the man from Liberia
died and we have the two nurses infected until it's necessary.
This is Judge Clay Jenkins, who is like the county judge, and he's like the county law guy,
because now you have the mayor of Dallas and Judge Clay Jenkins, county judge in charge,
You know, some places have the county mayor
and the city mayor and Mr. Bigshot.
So Clay has inserted himself and he's the man
and he's Mr. I'm going to be in front of the cameras
and he knows it all. And he and the mayor of
Dallas can talk down to everybody and make
everybody feel like they know better than we do.
It pisses me off.
So just knock it off, Clay
and Mr. Mayor
of Dallas. I got it.
Okay? I got it.
That whole talking down to us because we're worried
about you spending all that money on that stupid dog, Bentley, owned by Nina Fam.
And now we've moved the dog to Texas A&M's veterinary emergency team.
Yeah, okay.
And we've had the dog under quarantine, but we can't quarantine anyone else.
We'll just self-monitor them.
I got it.
You're smarter than us.
Okay.
He wants us to know that even though elect officials, like me,
who have those powers should never use them because of the great work at the state,
city and federal levels combined with the CDC.
However, you know what, we want you health care workers who had contact with the man.
If you could just sign this paper saying you're going to stay home, that'd be fine.
But don't worry about it because you're smarter than us and do better right from the beginning,
right, Judge?
Because heaven forbid, we just kill the dog.
And I do mean kill the dog.
Instead of spending all this money that you can be spending on other things,
other things around the Ebola crisis,
we'll just call it a crisis for now.
It's not an epidemic.
It's not a pandemic.
It's just a crisis, right?
Really it is.
We've got a couple people sick.
It's scary.
We wouldn't have a couple people sick if we just said,
You know, we've got the bull of issue.
Okay, so let's say we do have this.
So let's say all this is fine.
Up to this point, why haven't we stopped people coming in from the western part of Africa?
Oh.
Yeah, because it doesn't make any sense to quarantine countries, does it?
No.
It makes sense to save a dog, though, and quarantine the dog and spend all the money on that.
Right? Right. Right. I mean, even in Spain, people were pissed and got mad and did their little protest.
But they said, no, it's a dog. It's got to go. Yeah, it was living with the Ebola. Yeah, it's got to go.
So I'm sure Nina would be get over it. Okay. I love animals as much as anyone else. And I have had animals in my life forever. But guess what? They're still animals.
Okay
We
We're the rulers of earth
Damn it
We're humans
And we won't be told what to do
No I get it
Okay
But the dog's got to go
Hello Nina
Yeah this is Nina
I'm between
Convulsions and barfing
And explosive diarrhea
I'm feeling a little bit better
From this Ebola
Uh
My boyfriend
I don't know
if he infected anybody.
His workplace has 22,000 people.
And I know I live in this apartment complex,
but hopefully I didn't see anybody.
But other than that, I'm okay.
Listen, your cute little dog, Bentley.
Oh, we have to kill it.
Really?
Yeah, it's got to go.
Okay.
Why?
Because you have Ebola and,
We're afraid your dog may have Ebola, so it's got to go.
What if I cry and scream and holler?
Nope, sorry, got to go.
Sorry.
Sorry, the dog doesn't count now.
It may have Ebola.
It may carry the disease.
Have a nice day.
Now, what do we do with the trash?
I don't know.
What do we do with the trash?
Well, now the University of Texas is preparing to accept the Ebola waste from Dallas.
You want to make a moment?
million bucks, tell them you'll take care of the Ebola waste. Do you want to be that, do you want to be that
guy? Do you want to be the guy that picks up the Ebola waste? Why not? It's safe, right? You can't
catch anything from it, right? So be that guy. Oh, why do we have to have a special thing? Why can't
we just bag it up? Put it in the trash bag. We saw the guy on the tarmac the other day as they were
shipping her back to Atlanta, wherever the hell they were shipping to from Love Field, the day I was there,
by the way. And he had his suit on, and then we had the supervisor without his suit on out on the
tarmac with his little clipboard. That looked real good, too, for the optics of that. That looked
great. And then the hazmat suit guy comes off the plane with no gloves and starts putting stuff
in the trash bag, so it must be safe, right? Everything's fine. We're being, you know, we're being
hosed. We're being hosed with this. And then we have our president of the United States of America.
We can't just cut ourselves off from West Africa where this disease is raging.
Our medical experts tell us that the best way to stop this disease is to stop it at its source
before it spreads even wider and becomes even more difficult to contain.
Yes, and that would mean stop those people from traveling to this country.
Trying to seal off an entire region of the world, if that were even possible,
could actually make the situation worse.
How? Mr. President, how?
How, Mr. President?
How?
Experience shows that it could also cause people in the affected region to change their travel,
to evade screening and make the disease even harder to track.
Right.
Okay.
No problem.
No problem at all.
Now, we had the big White House gathering.
Of course, the new Ebola-Zar didn't show up.
don't know why, although I do know why.
Because we wanted to put someone in charge the new Ebola-Zar, but the new Ebola-Zar
actually answers to Sylvia Burrell, right?
The Secretary of Health and Human Services.
So why does the Ebola need to be at this meeting about Ebola when all the other heads
are there?
He's not really the head.
He just answers.
He's just got the title.
I'm telling you.
This list, I'm going to tweet the list now, the story's up on the blaze, of the full list
of attendees at the White House that our new Ebola's aren't didn't attend.
and the list is huge.
I mean, they could have found a chair in the back to put them in or something.
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Prayers to all the people in Bermuda.
They got hammered from Hurricane Gonzalo.
And, man, I'm telling you that the hurricanes can,
you can take a beating.
I went through a few tropical storms and hurricanes when I lived in Florida.
So, you know, it does some damage.
There's no doubt.
And the gust, the 100-mile-hour gust and the continuous 70-mile-an-hour gusts,
and the continuous 70-mile-an-hour wins does some serious damage.
We can talk more about Ebola, but I really had enough.
Seriously, have a great...
I mean, seriously, just let it all go this weekend.
We've got the Walking Dead coming up.
Episode 2, hello, episode 2, season 2.
Last week, last Sunday was a tremendous.
So watch season 2.
We may be starting a podcast here at the Blaze.
We're talking a little bit of recapping the Walking Dead.
Keep an eye out for that.
I'll tweet you.
When it starts, follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA.
And, you know, that's it.
I'm out.
Anyone told you you look great today?
Seriously, you do.
I mean that.
I mean, except you're not going to wear that all day, are you?
Really?
Okay.
That's it, then.
Looks good on you.
Seriously.
We'll talk again soon.
All right.
Be safe.
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