Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Joke Of The Day 8/27/16

Episode Date: August 27, 2016

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This is the Blaze Radio on demand. In the next 19 seconds, you could sell your home. Okay, I mean, it's not going to sell your home, I mean this, but you're going to take a big step toward getting it sold. Go to real estate agentsitrust.com and find an agent selected by my team, a professional who shares your values and speaks the truth. Sell your home fast and for the most money.

Get moving at real estate agents. itrust.com. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. This is what I'm calling the joke of the day. Take it with you, use it at your convenience, and enjoy. If you have a joke you'd like to share, email me. Jeffie at glenbeck.com, J-E-F-F-F-Y at glenbeck.com. Subject line, joke of the day.

I'll give you credit, if you wish, like this joke that came in on the feed. If you subscribe to the blaze.com slash TV, it's part of the fun during the live radio show and broadcast during Pat and Stu broadcast as well. Theblaze.com slash the feed. Okay. Silent drum roll. Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, see how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election. Donald says to Hillary, that's the typical. Typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life. Trickery and deceit. I'm going to show you an honest way to get the same result. Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says,

Give me a pastry and I'll show you a magic trick. Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that one too. The owner, starting to wonder where the magic trick is, Ask, what did you do with the pastries? Look at Hillary's pocket.

Get it? In the next 19 seconds, you could sell your home. Okay, I mean, it's not going to sell your home. I mean, this, but you're going to take a big step toward getting it sold. Go to real estate agents.itrust.com and find an agent selected by my team, a professional who shares your values and speaks the truth. Sell your home fast and for the most money. Get moving.

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