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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So yesterday, I see where Hunter Biden, they claim,
was kicked out of Sanctum, S-N-C-T-M,
the Los Angeles sex club.
It's a private club.
And I'm thinking, Hunter Biden kicked out of a sex club.
First of all, how bad could it be?
Second, it's us.
sex club we're kicking out hunter
Biden so the guy
Damon loner
and I'm right
he should not have said anything
he's been kicked out now for
opening up his mouth now it didn't say anything
yes I mean I guess it was okay to kick
Hunter out because he was a dirtbag
more of a dirt bag than the other people
of the member of sanctum
okay all right sure
sure I believe it
but I couldn't have had anything to do with just
that he was Hunter Biden
couldn't have had anything to do like that.
But according to
Damon Lawner
who used to own the club,
he, and should know the rules actually,
he sold
it a few years ago for
I don't know how much money, a million
bucks or more, I guess he needed some cash.
Because, I mean, it's like 75 grand
a year to be a member
and you probably have to pay, and I don't
know this, and I'm very disappointed.
I have not been asked to be a member.
I don't know if you have to pay
you know, like HOA fees every month on top of your membership fee.
Yeah, you're a member, but we're having a party tonight and that's a separate fee.
That's definitely possible.
But he said that, yeah, you know what, I kind of knew that I shouldn't say anything.
So it's completely logical and accepted that they kicked me out of the club.
And so it's a strict code of conduct at sanctum, okay?
Yeah, that's right.
We don't put up with it.
We do neither confirm nor deny the identities of our attendees.
So privacy of our esteemed members is number one above all at sanctum.
So, yeah, that's right.
But really, we've all seen the photos of what Hunter, you know,
what happens in the inner.
Sanctum of Hunter.
That was
terrible enough to get kicked out of Sanctum?
It's kind of a boring club.
Welcome!
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Another secret club in trouble.
Well, kind of secret.
Bohemian Grove, you know, the elite
secretive club that all the hoitytoits
belong to.
And probably some of the people that belong to Bohemian
Grove belong to Sanctum is.
well but it doesn't say that in this story uh they are being sued now because they were asking people
they were asking people to work longer than eight-hour shifts those bastards i how dare they how
dare they now the club the 27 acre 2700 acre camp near the russian river has been around for
about 150 years and i mean all the political hoitytoits have been a part of it it has
2,600 active members right now, and it says here a sizable wait list. Yeah. Now, people
wanted, people are cramming to get into Bohemian Grove. Now, the lawsuit alleges that a hundred
separate camps that, you know, that makes up the entire club, each have a captain. And those captains
were violating labor laws. They were asking people to falsify payroll records and
work off the clock.
So the lawsuit alleges the valets were paid only eight hours
despite working 16 plus hours a day with outbreaks
for the duration of a 14-day summer camp.
So if you're working there, I mean, I'm torn on this.
Because if you're going to work at Bohemian Grove
and you're going to just, you're there for 14 days,
you're planning on working.
That's what you're there for.
So are you valetian?
all 16 hours that you're there?
I think not.
I think, you know,
but you do have to be on call
and ready to go at all times.
One of the...
The problem is
that they're all rich hoity toys, right?
And that's the workers are not.
That's the problem.
But one of the stories talks about
how one of the valets said
these billion,
one of these billionaire members
forgot to bring underwear to the camp.
and immediately I'm thinking
oh they forgot to bring underwear to the camp
so would they make you run to get
underwear? No
they asked the valet
you need to hand wash these
there's no place
there's no place close
where you can purchase underwear that I would wear
so just hand wash these
and make sure that you have some fabric softener
and dry them outside
I like them air dried
I expect them ready to go every morning.
That's awesome.
So they've had other problems in the past.
They've settled cases for $3 and $7 million.
And these workers went before the club members and said,
hey, we'd like this taken care of.
And the club said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little over a million.
We'll take care of it.
We'll take care of it.
And never did.
So now we have a class action suit against the Bohemian Club.
So more bad do's in these hoity toy clubs.
What is the world coming to?
I'll tell you what this country is coming to.
This country is coming to, I think I'm on Hannah Gutierrez-Reed's side now.
She was the armorer in the Rust debacle.
You know, where our man, Alec accidentally shot Helena Hutchins.
on the film set back in 2021.
Well, now they've added charges against Hanna Guterres read.
They're saying now she tampered with evidence.
Okay.
So it was last week or the week before they were saying that she's smoking pot and doing drugs
and drinking at night on the set.
And now she's tampering with evidence.
All right.
So they can't get Alec.
And now they're going to continue to pile on Hannah
Gutierrez Reed.
Okay.
So the new charge in the court filings
said that she transferred
narcotics to another person
with the intent to prevent
the apprehension, prosecution,
or conviction of herself.
Well, okay, so there's a shooting
on the set.
Dushback Alec Baldwin
accidentally shoots
Helena Hutchins.
And now we're going to
pile on. Oh yeah, she transferred narcotics to another person. It doesn't say if it was two pills,
which actually, I mean, kind of makes a difference what it is, how much it is. And, you know,
if she was, if she had a non-prescription opioids and with her and they're coming into
investigative, she says, just take these. They're going to be questioning me. Take these. Get out of
here. Is that, I mean, two sides.
Technically, probably is a little, you know, a little bit of an issue.
Probably shouldn't do that.
I know.
Probably, you know, was intent to prevent the apprehensive prosecution and conviction of myself.
That's why I did it.
But that's it?
Okay.
Now, the lawyer for her, now this Jason Bowles, said this is, well, his word was
shocking. After 20 months of investigation, the special prosecutor now throws in a completely new
charge against Ms. Gutera's read with no prior notice, any witness statements, lab reports,
or evidence to support it. Comes on the heels of the state letting its lead investigator go,
and the investigator raising serious concerns about the investigation in an email. So this stinks to high
heaven, yeah, because they couldn't get Alec. And now they're going to try.
try to pin the world on her.
And do I think, I think the whole thing was just a, you know, a horrible accident.
And she probably, you know, was not up to the job 100% for sure.
I mean, if she's drinking and doing drugs every night, you know, it does make sense that there was,
did I put a real bullet in there?
Oh, darn.
It's just sad.
It's just sad the whole thing.
And really, it's just, I'm almost on her side that we just shut this whole thing.
thing down. Except then if that happens, that'll be like the last time I'll be able to mention
Alec Baldwin in association with the Rust case. And I don't really want to do that. Oh, and
congratulations to NASA, who has just opened a new Earth Information Center. As we don't know
enough about the Earth. So it's located in the vacant lobby on the ground floor of its headquarters.
building in Washington, D.C.
They had a, the whole lobby was vacant.
And they decided, what are we going to do?
You know, let's have an information center.
Oh, okay.
That's great.
Yes.
The center is going to be open to the public weekdays, starting the 26th of June,
2023, which is this coming Monday, right?
Today, if you're listing live, is the 23rd.
So that would be the 24th, 25th, 26th on Monday.
Thank you.
That's how the calendar works.
I'm sure it's going to be closed over the 4th of July holidays.
This vital life-saving data is here.
Wow.
But do folks really know how to access it?
Well, they will at the Earth Information Center, according to Bill Nelson.
Lachner, former Democratic governor from Florida, now the head of NASA.
Ugh, Bill Nelson.
Anyway, he's former astronaut.
Great guy.
Love him.
love them. So the center is said to be part of a broader strategy to share NASA Earth science
information with other agencies to aid in decision making. It's all about climate change.
Several of those agencies, including the Department of Agriculture, Environmental Protection
Agency, Federal Emergency Management Agency, all participated in the event. You know this is all
about climate change.
Absolutely.
The Earth Information Center
will play such a critical role
in sharing environmental data
with communities.
Did I say climate change?
Yes.
With communities to help them
make more informed decisions
on future climate risks.
Of course.
Of course.
So, when you go to Washington,
you've got another place to check out.
the Earth Information Center.
And I'm sure that all the information you get about Earth at the NASA Earth Information Center
is going to be 100% true.
Guaranteed.
All right.
Let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
Okay, so there's been all kinds of news about Yellowstone and Kevin,
Costner and Taylor Sheridan.
And I was reading this huge article from Taylor Sheridan, and he was talking about that the
fight really was between the attorneys and Kevin and he are still are fine.
It was a matter of Kevin wanting to, you know, only work so much.
And so he said he didn't have a problem with whatever had to be done will do.
Kevin apparently is going to end up working
I don't know, an hour on Yellowstone
for the final half of season five
and then that's going to be it
and then we're going to have the new characters
come in with McConaughey and all that stuff
and Sheridan told the story about
how HBO turned it
down and told him no
and they told him they wanted
Robert Redford to play
the part that Costner had
and he said so I went out and got
Robert Redford
I said I went out to Robert Redford
Redford's home talked to him and Robert said yes it sounds great and I went back to
HBO and I said hey I've got Robert Redford here what do you want for me and they said no we
we meant you know Robert Redford like we didn't mean Robert Redford for it just incredible
so but then I'm reading about Kevin Custer and I'm thinking that he's working so much
that's why he wanted to get back to the wife because the wife was complaining he was
working too much.
That might not be the case.
It might not have been the wife complaining that he was working too much and we wanted you
home.
It might have been the wife saying, you know, Kev, you should work some more.
We don't really like you around because he had this guy, he had a guy, Daniel Starr,
this tech mogul, was renting his guest house.
and we talked about his guest house
the dump that he has on the beach up to coast
where he's got two big land pieces
of property and he's got the baseball
field and all that and that's where the kids
are growing up and so
he was renting the
guest house for
reported 60,000 a month
was he paying that? I don't know.
I'm guessing not because
apparently
the wife
and star
taking care of a little bit of this
said in the old guest house.
And now, Star denied it.
He denied it.
He said, hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
We're just being friendly with each other.
Oh, okay.
But we do know that Kevin said, get out.
He doesn't, he had still had time on the lease,
and yet he's not there anymore.
Kev said, ah, get out.
So it may have been Kev cutting the time short on working too much
because the wife was busy being friendly with the guesthouse stayer.
Okay, all right.
I like that.
Sorry, Kev.
I mean, nobody wishes that on anyone.
Believe me.
Nobody does.
But when it does happen, we have to talk about it.
We have to.
Like I see, remember when the initial launch of the Bezos yacht?
And, you know, I love the, he's got the wife's, or the soon-to-be wife's,
the girlfriend, Lawrence Sanchez, her separate yacht that follows along
because they needed a helicopter pad because she's a helicopter pilot.
And that brings all the toys along.
That carries the cars and stuff because you don't want those on the main yacht.
Please.
I don't want it.
That weighs us down.
Plus, it's so bulky.
And I don't want to have to walk down there and see that.
I'll just have someone pick me up and take me over to the other.
yacht when I want to use that stuff.
Well, in the original picture of that weekend.
It was the engagement weekend.
We were seeing the rings, and they were so happy.
There was a shot of them on the yacht, leaning against us one railing, and there was a, in
that shot, there was like a leg and a partial body of another man, leaning over the
railing, and I thought, well, that's interesting.
Why would, that's pretty close to them.
I mean, a worker is not going to be doing that, so that might be.
Must have been, you know, a guest.
I don't know.
Maybe he was there to be friendly with them.
I may have even mentioned it.
I know I thought about it.
Well, now we get reports, and it might have been this guy.
I don't know if it was layered or not.
I'll have to go back and look at the pictures to see if they look like the same leg or not.
I do some investigative study for myself.
But we do see that they have this surfer, this layered Hamilton,
who's in the pictures now, all out with Lauren.
and Jeff on the yacht.
And according to this, it's an exciting rendezvous.
A legendary surfer, Laird Hamilton.
And so the trio has all they've been spotted on the yacht.
So I don't know if Laird is there to just be friendly with Lauren.
Or if he's there to be friendly with, you know, both of them.
taking care of a little
business,
some serious business
with all three of them on the old yacht.
I'm sure than not.
It's just crazy talk.
What am I even?
Why am I even thinking that?
It's just crazy.
And when you see the pictures of
Lauren and Laird,
pretty incredible, man.
She loves showing off her work.
And why not?
I mean, good for her.
If you're going to spend the money on the work, show it off.
You can quote me on that.
If you're going to spend the money on the work,
what was the quote again?
You know what I mean.
You know, you're going to spend the money on the work, show it off.
I think that was the quote.
I can't even remember what I said seconds ago.
I'm so excited looking at Laird and Lauren in this picture.
Oh, man.
I don't even want to.
I do want to think.
I can't wait for the video.
You know that Jeff is filming that.
Come on.
It just is happening.
It's going to be,
and for sure,
it's going to be on the Amazon cloud somewhere.
So,
somebody in Amazon,
somebody in Amazon.
Chewing the fat at the blaze.com is my email.
Okay?
Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
I don't care who you are.
You can send it in a ghost email address.
I promise I won't say anything.
other than look at this,
because I want the video of that.
And, you know, obviously not to look at.
Oh, my gosh, no, I just want to know that it's happening.
Yes, I'll look at it.
Okay, I admit, I'll look at it.
But just send it to me.
Anyone that wants to send me anything, you know,
you can do so at chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
But particularly, any of you, Amazon,
cloud workers that are scouring the cloud.
And I know you know the password of Jeff Lauren or layered account.
Send me the video, please.
Oh, no, I'm so bummed.
I thought this event was taking place this Saturday.
Today, as I stated earlier, if you're listening live, is the 23rd of June, 2023.
So that would make tomorrow Saturday the 24th.
And I thought this event with the group of scientists, La Quinta Columbo.
was going to address the world public on Saturday
and present evidence that the earth is flat and stationary
and that nothing will be the same.
But it took place last weekend.
I missed it.
And now, I mean, everything has been the same all week,
so maybe they didn't do it,
or maybe what they said really wasn't true.
All I know is I missed it.
I mean, we can go back and listen to my episode
with Flat Earth Dave.
I hear on Chewing the Fat, episode 633.
And I believe Flat Earth Dave is going to be joining us next Friday on Pat Unleashed
as we delve into the Earth being flat on Pat on Lease show on Friday.
But I've already done it.
I already had Flat Earth Dave take us through.
I had him take me to class on whether the Earth was flat or not.
And guess what?
That's right.
that's right
he convinced me
during the show
he convinced me 100%
the earth is flat
I do like some of that
they like the theory about the UFOs though
so his theory on UFOs is the earth
is flat right and we never
the UFOs are just from
another this world that's outside
of us
you know our world goes to this point that we
you know some people have broken through
very few and just like the UFOs
from the other world
they're just from the other world
that comes through from the other side.
So there.
Now how convinced are you?
I'm convinced a hundred percent, man.
You're never going to convince me any different.
Even though I missed the Lakinta Columna event last weekend.
Really disappointing.
So Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.
Are they going to fight or what?
I think not.
I think it's just a ruse.
I mean, Elon's already, you know, posted his, you know, his seal.
He said he had his patented seal move where he just lays on them and he posted a seal.
So it's probably not going to happen.
Elon's not, I mean, Zuck has been training.
Zuck would put up a heck of a fight in the cage mask.
I saw where Dana White would be all for it.
Oh, no kidding.
You know, another way that would be worth, I'd be.
It'd be a lot of fun, even if it was just promoted to happen and didn't really happen,
but they did it for charity and raised money for Elon and Zuck to get into the cage in the octagon.
And, you know, even if they don't really fight, but just get in the octagon for charity.
Be fun.
But other than that, you're not going to get Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg in a real fight.
Okay, it's just not going to happen.
Sorry.
So now we know.
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That Shazazdawa Dawood
and Sulman Dawood
and Hamish Harding
and Paul Henry Nuggelley
and Stockton Rush
we're not down there
trying to stay alive
in the submersible, the ocean gate, for days.
They blew up
on the day that it was launched on Sunday.
The Navy or the Coast Guard found debris,
and they also revealed,
oh yeah, we heard that.
You know what? That's what we heard.
We reported it.
We told them we heard it, but nobody,
we didn't tell you guys?
Oh, shoot.
No, that's right.
We told you that we heard some banging sounds,
and we sent some audio out of that
to make you believe they were still alive.
And they weren't,
They were dead already.
And that was it.
And then now it's over and
guess what?
And they were already dead.
Don't worry about it though.
Don't worry about it.
Your president wanted to keep it on hold
for a little while so it was in the news
for a few days.
You know, while his son was under fire
and while he was under fire, that kind of thing.
But now it doesn't matter because it's over and it's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Just shut up.
would you? So they found debris
about 1,600 feet from
Titanic, which
is consistent with the catastrophic
implosion. There's been plenty of videos going around
showing what it was like,
which
horrific. All five
crew members confirmed dead.
It's unclear whether their bodies will be
recovered. No, that's not going to happen. If there was
anything left, that's being
eaten by the sea
life. So we're not
get anything back.
It happened early.
We don't know what time.
Well, of course we know the time.
They just haven't released it yet.
At the time of this recording, they haven't released it yet.
But of course, we know the time.
We know when the Coast Guard of the Navy said, hey, wasn't that an explosion?
That was probably the submersible that just blew up.
Shh, don't say anything.
We've got to hold up until we get, we send this news off.
And so now the cause of the accident is being investigated.
And everybody under the sun is talking about,
oh, you know, the Simpson guy.
I went on it and I knew there was going to be a problem.
That's why I wrote an episode about it.
James Cameron, Mr. Avatar.
He's on every news program around the country.
I knew that this was a problem.
You know, after I went on it and I knew that it was a problem.
Don't you have like Avatar 13 to be working on James?
We got it, okay?
Everybody knew that they were taking their life.
are possibly taking their life in their hands when they signed up to go in the sub you knew it you
knew that you know it's just like when you i said yesterday it's like when you go into it for an
operation and when you you anything you sign up for you oh they all give you the disclaimers and then
they want to be act surprised oh when the disclaimer actually happened so you know we still have to
we still have to have i just i don't want the government involved
Okay.
We were talking yesterday on, I may even talk about it on chewing to, yesterday on Mojo 5O with Brad Staggs.
I do a Thursday hit with him.
And we were talking about what if there were regulations for Lewis and Clark, you know, before they took off on there.
So they never would have made it.
They'd still be sitting there.
We never would have had it.
Where America is explorers.
That's who we are.
We go, we do what no man has done before.
Did we actually land on the moon?
Yes.
Yes, I believe we did.
But, you know, just, it's sad.
It's sad.
No matter which way it turns or implodes or explodes,
it's still sad.
So rest and peace to those five souls.
We have, they're finding stuff all over the earth now.
I was looking at one photo of this Roman tomb.
that they found in London?
I mean, it's incredible.
It's been on earthed in Britain.
It's the most intact of its kind that they found.
Amazing, a rare Roman tomb in London.
And now archaeologists have found an ancient Mayan city,
another ancient Mayan city,
in the jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula in southern Mexico.
They're using aerial laser mapping technology,
which who doesn't, I mean, who among us doesn't use aerial laser mapping technology?
The previously unknown city of 123 acres includes pyramid-like structures,
measuring more than 50 feet in height, a ball court, stone columns, three plazas.
Archaeologists have named the city Ocumpton.
Ocumpton.
The Mayan word for a stone column.
O'Cubton.
How?
The research team found the site in an ecological reserve in the state of Compeche.
Ceramics collected at the site suggest the area was inhabited between 600 and 800 C.E.
Known as the late classic period, research would say the site likely declined between 800 and 1,000 CE as part of ideological and population.
changes that partly led to civilization's ultimate collapse.
Yeah, you bastards.
They were going down.
They were going down anywhere.
And now it was over.
We're just shutting it down.
We're tired of it.
Known for their mathematical and astronomical advancements,
the Maya peaked from 250 to 900 CE and settled throughout Southeast Mexico and parts
of Central America, which comprised present-day Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras.
Yeah, I mean, they were, you know
The joke obviously is the, you know, the Mayan calendar, you know,
they stopped it because, I don't know,
their civilization died.
And so it was over.
That's the end of the world.
Doesn't mean the end of the world is going to happen.
But kind of cool that we're finding these places still left on Earth.
Right?
Right.
That's what I thought.
That's why I said it.
We don't have to wait for archaeologists to find the,
mountain of discarded clothes in the Chilean desert though.
It's visible from space, the satellite photo of high fashion.
So a mountain of discarded clothes in the desert of northern Chile has reached such huge proportions
that we're now seeing it from space.
The satellite imagery app SkyFi revealed views from orbit of the pile of clothes that's
created as a result of the fast fashion industry.
Man, do I hate the fast fashion industry so much?
Estimated 92 million tons of waste a year?
That seems a bit high.
But, okay.
So it included the clothing mountain or some unusual items.
Yeah, ski boots on one of Christmas sweaters.
So according to this, when you look at it, what they throw away,
the satellite image shows the clothes pile.
And I guess that they estimate around 59,000 tons of clothes arrive in the region each year coming through the nearby port in Alto Hasbico, the free zone of northern Chile.
Some of the clothes are bought by clothing merchants from the capital city of Chile, which is about 1,100 miles, wow, from the port.
and then some are taken by clothing smugglers
to resell in parts of Latin America.
You criminals.
Even when this is taken into account,
the mountain of discarded clothes
grows by 39,000 tons a year.
Clothing can't be sent to municipal landfills
because it's not biodegradable.
Contains chemical products.
Wow.
How image is the mountain lines?
mobile apps. I'm going to access the satellite now.
This is just telling me how to see it.
Yeah, I already saw it.
I go to Skyfy and I look at the mountain of clothes.
Okay? Yeah.
I know.
I know that people that are, you know,
pushing their eco-fiber clothes are pissed
at this high-fashioned mountain of clothes.
But, you know, I'm sure that Mother Earth
will welcome all these products back to it
with open arms.
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So it was time to play What's the Lie.
And it's Friday.
I mean, we play What's the Lie.
I had a contestant set up.
And his name was Jonathan.
I won't tell you his last name.
but out of, you know, the goodness of my heart, I won't tell you his last name.
But he was set up to be a contestant on what's to lie.
And he told me, hey, I'm available.
No problem.
So I called.
And the first round, I called, this is what happened.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
I'll leave a message.
They'll call back.
Then we'll call back.
One is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
when you have finished recording
you may hang up or press one for more options
this is no way to treat a possible customer
I could have needed my electric
either because you were not speaking or because of a bad
connection to disconnect press one
to record your message
oh now I'm pissed call back again
what the fuck
are you still there to disconnect
yeah yeah I am I'm still here
you wouldn't let me leave a message
yeah put Jonathan out okay Jonathan
all right what if I need
all right
Connect.
Press 1.
What is happening?
You need a new answering system right now.
Okay, so now I'm wound up.
And for sure, we're going to leave a message,
call him back, and find out what the heck is going on.
Plus, I want to see if this voicemail system is screwed up or what is going on with it.
We're going to try to actually leave a message with this screwed up voicemail system.
Oh, I'm self-employed, so I'm good.
Are you?
Are you?
I was in the bathroom.
You know, no way he answers his phone now.
That pisses me off.
Paul has been forwarded to a...
Let me see if I can leave a message.
Hold on. Let me go.
6.7.4.1.8.
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Hello, Jonathan. This is Jeff Fisher calling from Chewing the Fat.
I was just wondering if you were going to be a part of voice in lie today.
Please call me back at any time. Okay, thank you.
If you are satisfied with your message, I got it in.
That's awesome.
Press 2.
Yeah, press 1.
Press 1.
Press 3.
In your recording.
To send your message with normal delivery.
Press 1.
No, I want high.
Send your message with urgent delivery.
Press 2.
Yeah.
2.
Thank you.
Your message has been.
Oh, you're welcome.
You are welcome.
That's almost as good as what's the lie.
And even though we pushed urgent, he never got back to us.
So there's no what's the lie this week.
I know.
Don't blame me.
blame Jonathan.
Now we can do a quick version, if you'd like,
because I like a couple of the stories
in What's the Lie this week,
and one of them I already did.
In fact, we could just, instead of playing the music and stuff,
I'll just, Darian, he's already won and lost so many of them.
You know, I don't want him to play in the actual What's the Lie game,
although he's probably up for it.
But I'll tell you, just come on.
Let's come on real quick.
We'll just do it real quick,
because Jonathan let us.
down tonight. We don't have to do the whole
what's the lie game show, but
we, since Jonathan, and we left a message for Jonathan,
we're waiting to hear back from our urgent message left.
Yep. All right, so a California
restaurant had a fake priest hear workers' confessions.
Cash-strapped Taliban selling tickets to
ruins of Buddhas that it blew up.
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro credits
Wawa's Hogi Fest promotion with
expediting the I-95 rebuild.
A Price is Right contestant,
celebrated so hard, he dislocated his shoulder.
Now, what's the lie?
Just give me four.
No, I mean, answer the question, what's the lie correctly?
That should be my, no, Darren, answer it correctly, okay?
Number one.
Oh, my gosh.
It's three?
Yes.
Really?
I thought they were trying to expedite that highway, but I guess the first half.
They have opened up the, they have opened it up.
They said it's going to be like 40 miles an hour.
They've got a temporary rebuild happening.
But it wasn't because of Wawa's Hogi Fet.
I figured.
Should have caught that.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Freaking Jonathan.
Right.
Kid grief.
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